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  1. Thread: £25,600

    by Uncle Albert
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    £26,000 was my first salary (after a 3 month...

    £26,000 was my first salary (after a 3 month probationary period on £19K) and that was 30 years ago. It's pretty depressing to hear that some parts of the UK consider that a respectable salary now.
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    That'll teach them. Still we could open our own...

    That'll teach them. Still we could open our own fish processing plants here and get some cheap eastern european labour in to do the mucky work. :rolleyes:
  3. Fecking Ada Has swears in it: YouTube...

    Fecking Ada

    Has swears in it:

    YouTube
  4. Poll: One bottle is hardly much of an incentive.

    One bottle is hardly much of an incentive.
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    https://i.imgur.com/BRoRvxX.jpg

    https://i.imgur.com/BRoRvxX.jpg
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    Not my cup of tea, but if that's what you want......

    Not my cup of tea, but if that's what you want...

    https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article20215156.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/775932
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    It's not just the yanks. Meet the 40 stone...

    It's not just the yanks. Meet the 40 stone Islamic state terrorist: 40-stone Islamic State leader Abu Abdul Bari arrested in Iraq and taken away in truck because he was too heavy for car | World...
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    Largo petalo de mar - Isabel Allende. The...

    Largo petalo de mar - Isabel Allende. The English translation is out soon too if you fancy it.

    It covers the Spanish civil war to Pinochet's dictatorship.
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    Quick, ban him. He's confessed to being a...

    Quick, ban him. He's confessed to being a sockie.

    Oh and https://www.waccoe.com/uploads/emoticons/default_beer.gif https://www.waccoe.com/uploads/emoticons/default_beer.gif beats war war every...
  10. Thread: Cats

    by Uncle Albert
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    Nor do I but the poems are great. Quite why...

    Nor do I but the poems are great. Quite why anyone would take a short collection of comic poems and turn them into a musical let alone a film is beyond me.

    Perhaps we can look forward to a cinema...
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    Let's hope he is OK as the alternative......

    Let's hope he is OK as the alternative......
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    :yay: Well played Mr Pooter

    :yay: Well played Mr Pooter
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    They have been banned as we align ourselves with...

    They have been banned as we align ourselves with the stringent US food regulations.

    Why Are Black Currants Banned in the USA – Healthy Blog
  14. Control, shift and enter should sort it.

    Control, shift and enter should sort it.
  15. All you need to do is touch and swipe.

    All you need to do is touch and swipe.
  16. I'm sure I specified Agile.

    I'm sure I specified Agile.
  17. What was the program called? I'd like to watch...

    What was the program called? I'd like to watch it.
  18. It won't work unless you stick the dongle in.

    It won't work unless you stick the dongle in.
  19. You forgot one....

    You forgot one.
    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTFRwfqy4JoEGsQ3it31z-RoDEYDTf4wsciN0cF5IdyFkqHScjl

    How much money has Chris Grayling wasted?
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    At times like this I like to roll out this...

    At times like this I like to roll out this picture from a few years back.

    https://i.ibb.co/jZvvv5G/La-Familia.jpg

    They even misspelled the name of their own restaurant!

    Just to avoid any...
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    The tree doesn't go up before my birthday. ...

    The tree doesn't go up before my birthday.

    That's the law at the Albertville estate and as my birthday isn't for more than two weeks, we are a tree, tinsel and fairy free zone.

    Although if...
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    Thinking about it, the Ramones are a good source...

    Thinking about it, the Ramones are a good source of funeral music. Just from Rocket to Russia you can have "I wanna be well", "I Don't care" and as a special CUK tribute "Cretin Hop"
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    4'33" by John Cage

    4'33" by John Cage
  24. A vacuous blonde bimbo. And she doesn't look...

    A vacuous blonde bimbo.

    And she doesn't look too bright either.
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    I am...

    I am
    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQs4A7ecuMZHpVJVLUg5AfbTNfE89bIbTTgqYOz1nIAj5xpRCzk
  26. Forget 'Spoons, this is a proper Doncaster pub: ...

    Forget 'Spoons, this is a proper Doncaster pub:
    https://twitter.com/Leonnoble82/status/859108441251618817

    I'm fairly sure it was filmed during a CUK meet-up.
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    Poll: My MP is Chris Grayling. My constituency has...

    My MP is Chris Grayling. My constituency has only ever had a tory MP. I'm not going to vote for Grayling and I refuse to not vote so unless there is a sensible independent standing I'll go Lib Dem.
  28. We have the same situation and no, homeplugs...

    We have the same situation and no, homeplugs don't work reliably in that setup. I ran a cat 6 cable from the house to the cabin. The house end connects into a homeplug and the cabin end goes into a...
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    Are they standing against each other or have you...

    Are they standing against each other or have you got two votes?
  30. Oh dear, so sad. Still it's what he'd have wanted.

    Indonesian man who helped set strict adultery laws flogged for adultery - BBC News

    I wonder what the punishment is in Aceh for saying Jehova?
  31. Wish I was watching this rather than getting...

    Wish I was watching this rather than getting score updates on my phone. Sadly it's looking too much for Wales to come back from now.
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    Fixed your typo.

    Fixed your typo.
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    Yes, this deal guarantees a united Ireland. It...

    Yes, this deal guarantees a united Ireland. It also makes Scotland's Indie ref V2 a near on certainty and this time the union will lose.
    Luckily we will have Private Spud ready to dig in to keep...
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    Roumeli: Travels in Northern Greece by Patrick...

    Roumeli: Travels in Northern Greece by Patrick Leigh Fermor

    I read his trilogy (A Time of Gifts, Between the Woods and the Water, The Broken Road) which cover him walking from Holland to Istanbul...
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    List them on ebay and divide up the proceeds.

    List them on ebay and divide up the proceeds.
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    You've forgotten to take account of them being...

    You've forgotten to take account of them being French anuses. Quite different from your British ones.:booty:
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZ86GYoxE0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZ86GYoxE0
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    You might think that but I couldn't possibly put...

    You might think that but I couldn't possibly put it better than the French philosopher Yves Michaud quoted in the BBC article: "Eleven coloured anuses mounted on stems"
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    Large tulip sculpture in Paris

    but is it art or tulip?

    Jeff Koons' Paris Bataclan sculpture mocked as 'pornographic' - BBC News
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    + 1

    + 1
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    To infinity and beyond! ...

    To infinity and beyond!

    https://media3.giphy.com/media/fQ4TvZslMDSes/giphy.gif?cid=790b76115acbde6e71537f5a7086dbdb2a894dac0e3c2be9&rid=giphy.gif
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    I spent yesterday having to do real work rather...

    I spent yesterday having to do real work rather than browse on here. I need compensation rather than a KUATB. Shall I invoice you or Admin? :tantrum::tantrum::tantrum::tantrum:

    On the plus side...
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    Stuff. It just works!

    The link in my browser to this forum still points to the old Url of http://forums.contractoruk.com/

    As of yesterday that brings up a page with Stuff. It just works! on it. Is this some kind of...
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    Former French president Jacques Chirac Jacques...

    Former French president Jacques Chirac
    Jacques Chirac: Former French president dies at 86 - BBC News
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    How many state schools have Latin and Greek on...

    How many state schools have Latin and Greek on their curriculum? I know that you don't actually need either to study classics, but trust me, it's easier to get a place if you have.
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    I've got one of those. She's also a decent cook...

    I've got one of those. She's also a decent cook :igmc:
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    I can't be 100% sure but I think it's pretty...

    I can't be 100% sure but I think it's pretty obviously a sign that Excalibur is buried there. Dig it up and claim your rightful kingdom.

    If you need a round table knocked up quickly I know a...
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    I hope you've kept it. It'll be worth more than...

    I hope you've kept it. It'll be worth more than your £1 very soon.
  50. Oh look, Spud Dude is back....

    Oh look, Spud Dude is back.
    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/610hVgvXwFL._SL1080_.jpg
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