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  1. Only to squirrels...

    Only to squirrels...
  2. This is all pre-contract posturing, like boxers...

    This is all pre-contract posturing, like boxers circling each other before they get stuck in.

    They want their own side to think that they're dead 'ard before they go behind closed doors and make...
  3. And I am sure that you are joking with this...

    And I am sure that you are joking with this statement.

    Please be aware I am moderating this thread for many reasons, one being that I do not want to see anger turning into somethings else.

    Take...
  4. Sticky: If it's only for a few months then you won't be...

    If it's only for a few months then you won't be able to close your Ltd - that's for when you don't need it for a couple of years.

    If you close and then want to contract before then you're going to...
  5. Sticky: Close down your Ltd once you’re permie. Then HMRC...

    Close down your Ltd once you’re permie. Then HMRC will take much less interest in you as getting anything from you after closure is marginal and they have much easier fish to catch.
  6. Sticky: Bump - Thanks Again!

    I know you are patiently repeating the same answers to every new poster desperately hoping that their situation is 'special' and that they won't be caught by this, or be at risk in their current...
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    The issue is that where money is concerned,...

    The issue is that where money is concerned, people can believe two opposing views, both at the same time, when it should be one or the other.

    Quantum finance*, if you like.

    See this for...
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    And I notice that everyone has chosen to ignore...

    And I notice that everyone has chosen to ignore your post and that rather inconvenient fact.
  9. The OP is already working as a sole trader for a...

    The OP is already working as a sole trader for a client who has accepted those risks.

    Not everything is black and white NLUK...
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    While most of the moronic Corbynites shouted from...

    While most of the moronic Corbynites shouted from the rooftops that the BBC was the stooge of the Tories.

    Really... :ladybags:
  11. Sticky: For the avoidance of doubt, this means that...

    For the avoidance of doubt, this means that although you have not been been deemed as inside, you will be taxed as if you are. The agencies will insist that you go PAYE or use an umbrella to ensure...
  12. I’ll be repeating this post ad nauseum (or least...

    I’ll be repeating this post ad nauseum (or least until I get bored and lock the thread and ban the OP).
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    You’d better believe it.

    You’d better believe it.
  14. Well, since I’m sure you’ll have many questions...

    Well, since I’m sure you’ll have many questions to ask you will probably find the answers to your questions here. LLP - Search - GOV.UK

    I’m afraid that we won’t be able to help you with details...
  15. Questions about Ltd’s? Fire away! Questions about...

    Questions about Ltd’s? Fire away! Questions about LLP’s, not so much.

    I don’t know of any poster here who has owned up to using an LLP, they’re too problematic usually.
  16. We are genuinely sorry for your situation OP, but...

    We are genuinely sorry for your situation OP, but we aren’t your audience, you want to be showing this to your MP.
  17. Yep, that’s how I read it too PAC. The OP...

    Yep, that’s how I read it too PAC.

    The OP should have read this first... Forced into contracting? Read this first.

    (Although I appreciate that he doesn’t sound like a minimum wage kind of guy.)
  18. Then I would advise researching the whole of...

    Then I would advise researching the whole of HMRC’s website before getting yourself trained and qualified in tax advice, ‘provider’.
  19. Be aware of anonymous posters wanting to help...

    Be aware of anonymous posters wanting to help ladies and gentlemen, remember my earlier post...
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    No, I think you’ll find that you did.

    No, I think you’ll find that you did.
  21. Sticky: IR35: Planning for April 2020 – should I stay or should I go?

    This thread provides awareness, not advice.

    HMRC moved the goal posts only last week.

    Those contractors are obviously more risk averse than you are.
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    Twit leaving before end of his contract

    Really? Huge areas of China are in lock-down. Everyone in Wuhan has been told to stay in their houses until the 15th.

    I’ve been working closely with a Chinese colleague until now and she’s stuck...
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    Umbrellas and expenses post April

    I’m afraid not. The only expenses/mileage you can claim is when you need to be at multiple sites in order to fulfill your contract* Home to work and back doesn’t count.

    (*And that would be paid by...
  24. Thread: Payeworx

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    It’s not IR35 you have to worry about, it’s TAX...

    It’s not IR35 you have to worry about, it’s TAX AVOIDANCE.

    All EBT and Loan Scheme provider’s were/are adamant that they comply with whatever tax rules they are trying to get around.
  25. Good, you’re getting focus. Forget about second...

    Good, you’re getting focus. Forget about second quality paper, focus on their proof of the loan and whether or not they have a valid claim.
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    Yep, if it is one or t’other I’d go for Dynamics....

    Yep, if it is one or t’other I’d go for Dynamics. I’m not quite so confident of the stock options mind...
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    Do you use roads, have rubbish that needs...

    Do you use roads, have rubbish that needs collecting, use your GP or the NHS.

    If not then I admire your principles, if not then pay at least some of your tax without whinging.
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    Sticky: HoneyBlonde mb31 incarnation. Permabanned.

    HoneyBlonde

    mb31 incarnation.

    Permabanned.
  29. Just a note, I’m happy for people to place links...

    Just a note, I’m happy for people to place links but use ‘dot’ instead of ‘.’

    I don’t want Google Analytics to trace the link back to this forum. Government site links are fine.
  30. Sticky: Yes, it looks like it. I’ve just updated the...

    Yes, it looks like it. I’ve just updated the initial post. Read here for more info.
    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/ir35-reform/136450-hmrc-announces-change-off-payroll-working-rules.html
  31. Have a read of this....

    Have a read of this. https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/accounting-legal/134576-ir35-planning-april-2020-should-i-stay-should-i-go.html
  32. Inneresting...

    Inneresting...
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    Really, how do you know there’s a distinct lack...

    Really, how do you know there’s a distinct lack of diversity?

    There are a good few women here with a non gender specific usernames.

    Good grief, you may even be PMing one now and not know it!...
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    “Bows to your string”?!? :confused: :freaky:

    “Bows to your string”?!? :confused: :freaky:
  35. Sticky: And if it’s not HMRC it’s bottom-feeding,...

    And if it’s not HMRC it’s bottom-feeding, low-life solicitors.

    You are more important to us than they are - take care of yourselves.
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    WES.

    WES.
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    Well I don’t know about you, but I don’t have a...

    Well I don’t know about you, but I don’t have a fecking clue what that means... :eyes

    Edit ah, I get it now.
  38. I’ll accept that for the purposes of clarity and...

    I’ll accept that for the purposes of clarity and the avoidance of doubt, webberg.
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    Sticky: Mabs whoever. Obviously an inneresting poster....

    Mabs whoever.

    Obviously an inneresting poster.

    Permabanned.
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    Poll: Permabanned.

    Permabanned.
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    I would probably look at both, while Salesforce...

    I would probably look at both, while Salesforce is falling behind it certainly isn’t dead.

    A couple of extra bows to your string is certainly a good idea.
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    Well, that’s certainly a niche in bookbinding...

    Well, that’s certainly a niche in bookbinding circles...
  43. Thread: Thursday's WTAF?

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    I’m sure you aren’t implying that Gay = Pedo, are...

    I’m sure you aren’t implying that Gay = Pedo, are you?
  44. Thread: Thursday's WTAF?

    by cojak
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    Well well... Derek Mackay: Scottish finance...

    Well well...

    Derek Mackay: Scottish finance secretary quits amid messages claims Derek Mackay: Scottish finance secretary quits amid messages claims - BBC News
  45. Another Moderator’s Note

    A word of warning Ladies and Gentlemen.

    In the past we have had scheme advisors pretending to be punters caught up in this kind of mess.

    Their modis operandi is to ask you to contact them using...
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    Flippin’ heck, she must have really stomped on...

    Flippin’ heck, she must have really stomped on the accelerator to lose the passenger door and get it wedged that hard. :eek:
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    It was not a joke PM, it was a last word...

    It was not a joke PM, it was a last word powerplay ‘get back into your box‘ PM.

    It must grind some men’s wheels that a woman can have the ultimate last word as a Mod on a forum.
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    Fewer than 50 employees Less than £10.2 million...

    Fewer than 50 employees
    Less than £10.2 million turnover per annum
    Less than £5.1 million on the balance sheet


    Any 2 out of those 3 defines you as a small company, making you exempt from the...
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    Sticky: mb31 Who can tell his comedian friend that no,...

    mb31

    Who can tell his comedian friend that no, I won’t changing my avatar and yes, it has finally earned him a permaban.

    Telly Savalas tributes are fine as far as I’m concerned and Des’Connor...
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    Oh, so it's your opinion. Well if that's all...

    Oh, so it's your opinion.

    Well if that's all you're saying then that's OK 'cos it's your opinion and you're entitled to it.

    Thread closed.
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