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    Problem is, most in here are Johnny average...

    Problem is, most in here are Johnny average generic skills, but still got £750 a day for last 20 years




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    That sounds great fun Sent from my iPhone...

    That sounds great fun


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    60% of us will have affairs during a relationship...

    60% of us will have affairs during a relationship (note if it’s not you it’s probably your partner) and you are deeply in love with your current partner, have a nice job, children etc where your...
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    You can see why he would be a tad angry with...

    You can see why he would be a tad angry with lover texting his wife to destroy his life because she was caught by her husband then found out surprise surprise he had other women on the go


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    This will be the new normal Sent from my...

    This will be the new normal


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    Until the accountants get outsourced Sent...

    Until the accountants get outsourced


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    Get them to buy your company, put your feet up...

    Get them to buy your company, put your feet up for 2 years with the baby

    Then open new company and pick up


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  8. The market won’t get better in x months ...

    The market won’t get better in x months


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    You have zero rights (if you are pondering if...

    You have zero rights (if you are pondering if they need to pay you maternity pay they don’t)

    See here for what you can claim

    Contractor Doctor: Can I Claim Statutory Maternity Pay From A...
  10. Before you need to do other priest stuff ...

    Before you need to do other priest stuff


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  11. Indeed I got Chicken pakora Scottish rice...

    Indeed I got

    Chicken pakora
    Scottish rice (chips)
    Lamb curry


    Tonight
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    Cool story bro Sent from my iPhone using...

    Cool story bro


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    Ye without sin cast the 1st stone Sent from...

    Ye without sin cast the 1st stone


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    No no no no no You had to be in the London...

    No no no no no

    You had to be in the London office 100% of my clients over past 20 years mom to Friday

    Me and all entire delivery teams as perceived as pulling a fast one working from home
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    State of the Market

    And big co’s now not needing Jonny local expensive contractor that he thought he always needed on site 9-5pm Min to Friday They can source cheaper remote folk


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    Winner winner chicken dinner Sent from my...

    Winner winner chicken dinner


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  17. Chip shop near me is handing out chips and deep...

    Chip shop near me is handing out chips and deep fried pizza slices to starving (fat) kids all this week


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  18. Yes French will let boats dock without a fuss ...

    Yes French will let boats dock without a fuss


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    Since about July my place has replaced all...

    Since about July my place has replaced all expensive node/Java UK based contractors (they 100% needed to drag into the office each day in London for 8.30am) on £750+ rates with cheaper (sub £300)...
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    Sorry for your loss Sent from my iPhone...

    Sorry for your loss


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  21. Check out #ToryFoodTips on twitter Best...

    Check out


    #ToryFoodTips on twitter

    Best laugh in a while


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    Crew were just threatened, no actual assaults,...

    Crew were just threatened, no actual assaults, so if happened on a high street, they would just get a talking to, they were just innocent scared stowaways where crew had threatened to throw them...
  23. More like 2.5 years for most of us on here ...

    More like 2.5 years for most of us on here


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    Not according to the bookies 15/8 trump is...

    Not according to the bookies

    15/8 trump is hardly an outsider


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    And the stowaways got what they wanted, am I...

    And the stowaways got what they wanted, am I missing something here ?




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  26. There could be a good reality TV show where all...

    There could be a good reality TV show where all the folk who want to show how they can make a nutritious meal for 25p get together and cook their dishes in a shipping container that we drop onto the...
  27. You are Nostradamus I claim my £5 Sent...

    You are Nostradamus I claim my £5


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    You have a visa ? Sent from my iPhone using...

    You have a visa ?


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  29. A month I take it Sent from my iPhone using...

    A month I take it


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  30. Reminds me of Amsterdam when my jocko mate asked...

    Reminds me of Amsterdam when my jocko mate asked the Thai girl for a soapy massage, in a broad paisley accent ‘soppiemassage’ what he got was some soap up his arse


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    Most people have lost 3 times that in pension...

    Most people have lost 3 times that in pension losses since lockdown - stocks is gambling also


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  32. Post furlough assistance for ltd company contractor

    Universal credit if you rent and have children and have no savings

    Otherwise no

    Makes you glad you have paid into the system for yonky years

    Check out the forgotten on twitter


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  33. You have a bounce back loan in the bank for...

    You have a bounce back loan in the bank for emergency?


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    50K bounce back loan Sent from my iPhone...

    50K bounce back loan


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    7% yield - wow, you are a long time deed counting...

    7% yield - wow, you are a long time deed counting a 7% yield, comparing with the fun you could have with the capital with your family and friends

    You might be the richest man in the graveyard
    ...
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    Indeed 4 months at home with a screaming baby he...

    Indeed 4 months at home with a screaming baby he will be begging the agent for overnight gigs


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  37. Was it this classic you were replying to Dave on ...

    Was it this classic you were replying to Dave on


    “BREAKING: Mel Stride just said at a TSC meeting that "We are all agreed that this [IR35] is best abolished as soon as possible."”


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    Yes fill you boots Sent from my iPhone...

    Yes fill you boots


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  39. Good try sir Like your thinking but when was...

    Good try sir

    Like your thinking but when was limited company incorporated ?


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    You are confused Sent from my iPhone using...

    You are confused


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    Affordable housing near me starts at about £750K...

    Affordable housing near me starts at about £750K for a 2 bedroom flat (10 min walk to canary wharf) must be 50K new flats in last 3 years and thousands more being or about to be built

    Now canary...
  42. Can you give some examples of this advice you did...

    Can you give some examples of this advice you did not ask for ?


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    17 millionaire families that own the majority of...

    17 millionaire families that own the majority of the fishing rights will be well pleased :)


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    We won - get over it Sent from my...

    We won - get over it




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    Apologies did not notice this was in a...

    Apologies did not notice this was in a professional forum, I just assumed We were to trying to out do each other with 2020/2021 crazy business plans

    Wedding one still beats mine for crazy in...
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    I plan a similar new venture selling ice door to...

    I plan a similar new venture selling ice door to door, that industry was booming once also, I can get a great deal on guest ice blocks from local ponds

    I have the same dating issues, if someone...
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    Lol - nice one Phil Sent from my iPhone...

    Lol - nice one Phil


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  48. Russians spread fake news over Oxford coronavirus vaccine

    Waits for list of social media accounts we can check these ourselves

    Waits a month

    Waits 6 months

    Waits a year

    No still nothing Like last claims many times
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    Indeed I laugh at people who play a straight bat...

    Indeed I laugh at people who play a straight bat against The corruption and bully boys if HMRC

    Pay her £30K

    Make yourself redundant, anther 30K

    Get a BBL - fill your boots
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    Indeed, get FreeAgent will give you a lot of time...

    Indeed, get FreeAgent will give you a lot of time back (freeagent free with natwest account also )


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