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  1. NLyUK already charges extra for those, although...

    NLyUK already charges extra for those, although you should see what she uses for a swab...:eek:
  2. I think you'll find the UK (along with many other...

    I think you'll find the UK (along with many other nations) placed orders for more than we'd need, on the basis that many of them wouldn't actually work. Once we have what we need, any future surplus...
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    No, they don't. Germany is breaking EU rules....

    No, they don't. Germany is breaking EU rules. Can't say I blame them though, letting some Belgians run things isn't working out so well, even with a German in charge.
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    :whoosh:
  5. Thread: Haircut...

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    :rollin:

    :rollin:
  6. Any chance of that scheme being extended to...

    Any chance of that scheme being extended to Russians..? :wink
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    The EU has done nothing for the mortality rate,...

    The EU has done nothing for the mortality rate, as the EU is not running the healthcare programmes in any of its members ( I dread to think what the mortality rate might have been otherwise). It is...
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    They need more than 900m doses, and about 50m are...

    They need more than 900m doses, and about 50m are being delayed, presumably because the EU haven't actually approved the AZ vaccine. At the current vaccination rate they won't be needing those 50m...
  9. For the first 3 years we had a government which...

    For the first 3 years we had a government which was doing a very good impression of trying not to actually leave at all. We still have a civil service which can't think for itself. It's more than a...
  10. I'm pleased we're out, and not surprised they are...

    I'm pleased we're out, and not surprised they are threatening to block exports to the UK because they can't organise their own supplies. :wave:
  11. Really? As of week 2021-2, 17 906 888 cases...

    Really?

    As of week 2021-2, 17 906 888 cases have been reported in the EU/EEA
    As of week 2021-2, 425 618 deaths have been reported in the EU/EEA

    From COVID-19 situation update for the EU/EEA,...
  12. Thread: Gricer

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    WTFH seems to have gone missing as well....

    WTFH seems to have gone missing as well. Coincidence?

    :tumble:
  13. Britain has been independent of the EU for less...

    Britain has been independent of the EU for less than a year.
  14. I think we can safely assume that's about to...

    I think we can safely assume that's about to change.
  15. Someone's going to tell us to 'get a room' :wink

    Someone's going to tell us to 'get a room' :wink
  16. Because they have 'production problems', in...

    Because they have 'production problems', in Belgium, ironically.
  17. If it wasn't for *that* we wouldn't have any...

    If it wasn't for *that* we wouldn't have any vaccine at all. Possibly.
  18. EU threatens to block exports of Pfizer Covid vaccine

    It's started...

    EU threatens to block exports of Pfizer Covid vaccine
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    Is that just for Monaco?

    Is that just for Monaco?
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    So there's a blonde one out there - that should...

    So there's a blonde one out there - that should excite our resident squirrel-botherer :wink
  21. The EU may be many things, but they're not...

    The EU may be many things, but they're not stupid, and they definitely don't do charity.
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    Pubs etc will be among the last places to reopen....

    Pubs etc will be among the last places to reopen. If that is July (and that's a big if) it will be 'outdoor service only' for the foreseeable. :frown
  23. At least period properties are unlikely to be...

    At least period properties are unlikely to be clad in something which should never have been legal and which could potentially cost you six figures to remove.
  24. Of course the EU is a country - although they...

    Of course the EU is a country - although they dare not admit it yet, in case 400 million people don't like the idea of permanently having an unelected government. Although it solves the problem of...
  25. Thread: Brexit II

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    :rollin: That is such bollocks but thanks for...

    :rollin:

    That is such bollocks but thanks for the laugh.
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    I was told £35-ish, depending how quickly I want...

    I was told £35-ish, depending how quickly I want it.
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    I thought local authorities were doing their own...

    I thought local authorities were doing their own thing. Mine is - I thought about offering my services, but it would be unpaid and I would have to pay for my DBS check. Feck that.
    Also BBC local...
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    Yeah, right...:laugh

    Yeah, right...:laugh
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    I bet Crapita are involved somehow. :bang:

    I bet Crapita are involved somehow.

    :bang:
  30. They don't need to be 'happy with it' they just...

    They don't need to be 'happy with it' they just need to be convinced that the alternative is worse. This is how the EU is going to operate going forward.
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    You won't get banned for that. You probably won't...

    You won't get banned for that. You probably won't be allowed to watch CBeebies for a day or two though...
  32. You're missing the point here. The EU thinks of...

    You're missing the point here. The EU thinks of itself as a nation state (it is in all but name in fact) and by having a diplomatic relationship with three-quarters of the world means there won't be...
  33. Thread: Knobs off

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    Knob darts. :eek: Only in Dorset...

    Knob darts. :eek: Only in Dorset...
  34. What about them? I don't think you're comparing...

    What about them? I don't think you're comparing 'like with like' here.
  35. An admission that the EU is actually a nation...

    An admission that the EU is actually a nation state in-waiting? As long as the individual member states (such as they are still states) don't, there's no actual problem. We already have one...
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    It's in Wales, what on earth did they expect?...

    It's in Wales, what on earth did they expect? :ohwell
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    On the plus side they are unlikely to have...

    On the plus side they are unlikely to have screaming young kids with them...
  38. You're not wrong. He doesn't like criticism, does...

    You're not wrong. He doesn't like criticism, does he...:wave:
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    Alas not something you're ever likely to be...

    Alas not something you're ever likely to be troubled with...:wink
  40. They'd have to renegotiate the Treaty Of...

    They'd have to renegotiate the Treaty Of Utrecht*. Perhaps we could swap it for Mallorca, which might as well be a British colony.

    *Look it up. It was the last time Britain gained any benefit...
  41. I read somewhere a while back that Chinese...

    I read somewhere a while back that Chinese investors were willing to pay a decent premium for a property that had never been lived in. Keeping it empty was therefore potentially more profitable than...
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    I wonder how many lawyers have been in touch to...

    I wonder how many lawyers have been in touch to advise her of her legal rights to his assets. :eyes
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    Exactly. It's said there's no such thing as bad...

    Exactly. It's said there's no such thing as bad publicity (unless you're currently working in the marketing dept of the Trump Organisation) :wink
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    The operative word in that sentence: 'was'... ...

    The operative word in that sentence: 'was'...

    :eek
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    Peasant! It's the other way around. Sausages...

    Peasant! It's the other way around.

    Sausages - Brown sauce (a little mustard is acceptable)
    Bacon - Tomato ketchup

    The End.
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    You'd think they would be, given that they own a...

    You'd think they would be, given that they own a substantial stake in Eurostar.
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    The UK is a civilised country; apologies for the...

    The UK is a civilised country; apologies for the inconvenience, and do feel free to feck off to somewhere that isn't.
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    Certainly not now. He's gone off to 'serve...

    Certainly not now. He's gone off to 'serve France' - some would argue he's been doing that for years.
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    Neither has imposed any laws upon the UK, nor did...

    Neither has imposed any laws upon the UK, nor did they ever have the power to do so.
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    All of you on hourly rates must be crapping...

    All of you on hourly rates must be crapping yourselves...
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