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We have always been in lockdown until one day when we have never been.

As probably written in:

THE THEORY AND PRACTICE OF
OLIGARCHICAL COLLECTIVISM
by
Emmanuel Goldstein
Ignorance is...

There's a lot of money in it for the top players/teams.

Johan '''N0tail''' Sundstein: Inside the world'''s richest e-sports player'''s mansion - BBC News

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I'll snicker-snack it if it tries any whiffling.

:tantrum::tantrum::tantrum:
This is terrible news. The more people refuse the jab, the sooner I get it. The last thing I want is more people taking up the offer. Please can someone push out some...

If this is true then it's brilliant.
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They can self identify as whatever they like these days.

Hmm... I suppose it could come in handy if you ever needed to drive two cars at the same time.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC9_GCD7y3s&feature=youtu.be

Hope you feel better soon.

Has there been a recent CUK Mod party? You could all go down with Covid and the place will become as lawless as that NamesFacePlaces site from 20 years ago.

But the UK has projects like Crossrail - £4bn over budget and over four years late. Four years of extra employment, the Swiss missed a trick. :rolleyes:

Yay, we can defend our fish.

That was kind of my point. EU nationals can just stroll across the border while the British will have to queue for passport control.

Stop whinging.

You can now:

1) Go fishing without having to ask permission from an Italian.

2) Go through passport control without mixing with any of those nasty European types.

3) Enter...

Time for a Kentish remake of Smokey and the Bandit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRLfPTOMbw0&ab_channel=DouglasGarner

Good. Another few years and we might be rid of the scourge of religion all together.

Numbered tiers are so November. I think we need to move to letters, like we used to do for A levels. A* being the highest lockdown level and U for do what the **** you like.

Meh, it's easy when you have the right kind of snow. If they had to deal with 2mm of our treacherous British snow they'd be scuppered.

I feel dirty for having looked at that. Please can we stop promoting this arse?

Yes, I spent a little time in an American school system and to me electrocution has always meant death rather than the survivable electric shock.

As for the unfortunate child, Ohm my god he's...

Yes, his A-Levels.
They have said they will give advance notice of the topics that they will be tested on and may be given extra resourses in the exam.
But the difference in hours of face to...

Meanwhile, back on topic...

The government have screwed this up for both teachers and students.

My 17 year old has had to isolate at home for 5 weeks this term. Obvously he didn't attend...

Hope he keeps away from his wife. She must be in an at risk age group.

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1) If it's too much to fit into a .Xls then it's "Big Data" as defined by the HMG.

2) If a grand a day seems like a lot of money, then you have no hope of ever securing a government contract.

Why? At least your wife/husband presumably did once choose you over all others. Countries are almost by definition out to get the best for their population at the expense of all others.

I've yet...

We decided to divorce from them. As many posters here can testify, the friendly, what's mine is yours, till death us do part wife/husband can become a vicious, psychotic, mad axe murderer once the...

So are arseh*les.

Boris Johnson has "absolutely no doubt that he is the best person to lead this country".

I believe that much more than any words that escape from his cake hole.

Is that what Brexit has now come down to? We'll "adapt and survive", if that's really the best we can hope for then we're doomed. We've spent four years pissing about trying to find a way to make...

Needs more "splodgeness"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBGfuDmvU8c

That's another export market "screwed" up. Johnny foreigner will have to pay more for the best of British.

Brexit to send price of dildos and butt plugs soaring, sex toy company warns

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Sex Pistols star Johnny Rotten bitten by a flea after rescuing squirrels | 1 NEWS | TVNZ

We should take advice from Aldous Huxley and re-word it to "Decanted by ..."

Forget the military, "bible bashers against Biden" are on the job:

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1324175651515949056

Heh, I've more than one passport but US has never been one I've wanted.

Biden to win but with Trump winning the popular vote in a direct reversal of last time. Just think of the barrage of tweets that would be released. It could even lead to Trump trying again in four...

I bet they were excavating a huge basement. That seems to be the most frequent reason for London building collapses.

https://stuffcajunpeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/squirrelincrosshairs1.jpg

Perfect time to declare independence.

https://northernlifemagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Yorkshire-Independence-2.jpg

Thanks for linking to that. Jonathan Sumption speaks a lot of sense.

Then it depends on how much you invoiced them.

Great. We can skip 10 years of education and get them into "useful work" at Starbucks tomorrow.

She's obviously not heard of The Specials

Ain't you heard of the starving millions
Ain't you heard of contraception
You really want a program of sterilization?
Take control of the population...

Looks like a kangaroo to me. I never believed that they only lived in Australia.

He knew the salary when he applied for the job. Sue him for breach of contract.

He gets around:

Police find cash hidden between Bolsonaro ally's buttocks

It seems to be a bit of a mix. According to this page: Local lockdown rules: Check Covid restrictions in your area - BBC News Claygate is in the restricted zone but Epsom for example isn't.

I'm...

Why on earth would anyone want to spend time on a floating tower block with up to 7,000 other people?

If any government interns are reading this, please get in touch as I can assure you that I can do this much better and almost certainly for less than you are paying AccentPwCTata for this.

Oh,...

Just watch out for the fight when the SNP try to steal that blue. It'd be just like them to claim it as theirs.