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    That is nice of them. Perhaps they can stop...

    That is nice of them. Perhaps they can stop laundering money for Mexican cartels.
  2. 80s style aftermarket sunroof. One that leaks.

    80s style aftermarket sunroof. One that leaks.
  3. If Boris got a Tata Nano that problem be solved.

    If Boris got a Tata Nano that problem be solved.
  4. Another fine Tata Motors car.

    Another fine Tata Motors car.
  5. He should replace his Jaguar with a Tata Motors...

    He should replace his Jaguar with a Tata Motors Limited car. Something like an F-Pace would complete nicely with with Rishi's family on home ground.

    But, I am sure Boris will buy British. I look...
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    My friend died during the night in ICU. ...

    My friend died during the night in ICU.

    Please take care CUKkers.
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    Sticky: :wave: Denmark launches children's TV show...

    :wave:

    Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis | Denmark | The Guardian
  8. Consultant.

    Consultant.
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    I ditched the kids. No true contractor would...

    I ditched the kids.

    No true contractor would use a cheap butler.
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    Sticky: Not sure if fishing, but here ya go.

    Programme Manager



    Location: London or Sheffield (remote initially)

    Start Date: ASAP

    Duration: 9 Months
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    Sticky: Oh, that is for General. Trying to lift the mood....

    Oh, that is for General. Trying to lift the mood.

    I only feel safe showing my true feelings here.


    :tantrum::tantrum::tantrum::tantrum::tantrum:
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    Silly, with the current state of the market,...

    Silly, with the current state of the market, people can only afford the 37° stuff.
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    Sticky: **** Hermes. That is all. :mad:

    **** Hermes.

    That is all.

    :mad:
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    I know man, started in the 80s playing Ozzy...

    I know man, started in the 80s playing Ozzy records backwards.
    :music:
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    It could be you!

    Covid care may be chosen by 'lottery' if NHS hits breaking point | Metro News

    :banana::banana::banana::banana:
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    More clapping for carers!

    Clap for Carers to return for third lockdown to applaud 'every hero' | Metro News

    :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
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    Awesome!

    Awesome!
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    So what are you doing on here then?...

    So what are you doing on here then? :confused::confused:
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    A black man winning in Georgia is the icing on...

    A black man winning in Georgia is the icing on the cake with this election. :banana:Warnock :banana:
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    He will get the Job. He is disconnected from...

    He will get the Job. He is disconnected from reality. The decline will continue.
  21. I will donate to pretty much anything. I have one...

    I will donate to pretty much anything. I have one rule:

    The management costs do not exceed 15%.

    This means that I do not donate to any major charities, but have to put research into smaller...
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    OK. My best friend, an NHS doctor, has been...

    OK.

    My best friend, an NHS doctor, has been in hospital since the 2nd of December. On the 10th he was admitted to intensive care. On the 24th he was put on a ventilator. He is still on the...
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    Careful. @vwdan will be along to argue with you...

    Careful. @vwdan will be along to argue with you about airbags.
  24. Where is it? Latest CCTV Camera Feeds from the...

    Where is it?

    Latest CCTV Camera Feeds from the M20 Motorway - Traffic Cameras UK

    J11A is empty.

    Latest CCTV Camera Feeds from the M2 Motorway - Traffic Cameras UK

    Not much on the M2
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    My mother told me I was so it must be true. ...

    My mother told me I was so it must be true.

    Happy New Year, Cretin.

    :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
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    It does appear that women are better at running...

    It does appear that women are better at running countries.
  27. You know we have all stalked you LinkedIn...

    You know we have all stalked you LinkedIn profile. :tongue
  28. Get your skateboard and put your cap on...

    Get your skateboard and put your cap on backwards, it'll be fine.
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    Before I respond in kind to PC - is he on our...

    Before I respond in kind to PC - is he on our hated list along with Scoots, Dimprawn & MF or is it OK to be nice to him?
  30. So the message is to go to primary school tomorrow unless you’ve been told otherwise?

    Not sure how this affects me as a man in his late forties, but does anyone know how to determine what the rules are in one's vicinity?


    (Thanks u/sonicandfffan)
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    Tier

    Tier 5 is simple. Close all the hospitals to protect the NHS.
  32. Brooks England stops sales of ‘Made in Britain’ saddles to UK shoppers.

    Brooks England stops sales of ‘Made in Britain’ saddles to UK shoppers – because of Brexit | road.cc
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    How can you say that? It is useful in that it...

    How can you say that? It is useful in that it distracts the usual suspects from posting in the professional forums.
  34. Companies charging more, or stopping sales as a direct result of brexit

    BrexitImpacts - Google Sheets
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    It's a 12 step program here. Check in when we...

    It's a 12 step program here. Check in when we come to terms with the fact that BR14 is our higher power.
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    Oh bless. They are already raging about being...

    Oh bless. They are already raging about being punished with the pet passport scheme.
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    I think the whole airplane load who were sent...

    I think the whole airplane load who were sent back from BCN is more amusing.

    We had our flight home to DE cancelled on the 30th (even Mrs CFL cannot get into her own country coming from the UK). I...
  38. Is this another benefit of brexit? I'm still...

    Is this another benefit of brexit? I'm still waiting to find out what the benefits are.
  39. QED

    QED
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    I like looking down at whatever I will inevitably...

    I like looking down at whatever I will inevitably crash into. :tongue

    Have a lovely evening Dan.
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    :hug:

    :hug:
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    Why is it more dangerous having a modern Skylane...

    Why is it more dangerous having a modern Skylane built last decade as opposed to an earlier '50s 182? :confused:
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    I exercise that choice. The 182 Skylane's origins...

    I exercise that choice. The 182 Skylane's origins date back to 56. I have a much more recent version.
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    I think a better comparison you could make would...

    I think a better comparison you could make would be wings on planes to tyres on cars in this example.
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    I am good thanks. Happy to meet you to compare...

    I am good thanks.

    Happy to meet you to compare the performance of our planes. The design of mine dates back to 1958, but oddly mine which was built more recently has a glass cockpit. Not sure why...
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    Something along the lines of you don't learn from...

    Something along the lines of you don't learn from accidents.
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    So you didn't check the tyres on a rental vehicle...

    So you didn't check the tyres on a rental vehicle when taking possession of it? OK.

    I can assure you that winter tyres would have improved the grip of a motor vehicle on ice. You don't seem to...
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    Seriously? Wow.

    Seriously?

    Wow.
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    A large lottery win would be the end of me. I can...

    A large lottery win would be the end of me. I can barely control myself as it is.

    Going to buy a ticket now. :music:
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    Time to brush up on Russian, Chinese & Arabic so...

    Time to brush up on Russian, Chinese & Arabic so you can enjoy tea & scones with your new neighbours.

    Oh, I forgot - they will leave the property empty. More tea for you!
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