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  1. Thread: Worn garments

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    Hmmm this could be a way for me to get rid of my...

    Hmmm this could be a way for me to get rid of my soiled y-fronts
  2. Someone's getting fired

    Someone's getting fired
  3. Thread: $10 a barrel

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    If you were looking for a stock to make money on...

    If you were looking for a stock to make money on since the April lows, I can only say one word: "plastics".
    Specifically, Tupperware. Yes really.

    Price in April 2020 $2.52
    Price today $32.39
    ...
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    Tommy Docherty, former Manchester United and...

    Tommy Docherty, former Manchester United and Scotland manager.

    Tommy Docherty: Former Man Utd and Scotland boss dies - BBC Sport
  5. True, but it is also true that companies based...

    True, but it is also true that companies based overseas might now be minded to hire home-based UK workers, instead of using local staff (or UK staff relocated to there).
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    Divis on their own barely cover inflation...

    Divis on their own barely cover inflation unfortunately.
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    Should see you well sorted. As long as you don't...

    Should see you well sorted. As long as you don't make the mistake I did, and put it into "popular" shares, and the FTSE100. I first started investing in that thing in 1998, and remember it hovered...
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    The Rabbit of Caerbannog has been shopping.. ...

    The Rabbit of Caerbannog has been shopping..

    https://tellyspotting.kera.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/killer-rabbit.gif
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    List of biosafety level 4 organisms - Wikipedia...

    List of biosafety level 4 organisms - Wikipedia

    "Biosafety level 4 laboratories are used for diagnostic work and research on easily transmitted pathogens which can cause fatal disease"

    Ebola,...
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    It's is generally reckoned to be a bad idea. You...

    It's is generally reckoned to be a bad idea. You might save some tax initially. But when the company sells the house it will have to pay capital gains tax on any increase in its value. And then when...
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    True, they don't mach them like they used to..

    True, they don't mach them like they used to..
  12. Thread: Boooom! Finally!

    by GJABS
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    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2:

    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2:
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    Indeed. In order to spend a penny, he had to...

    Indeed. In order to spend a penny, he had to spend 20p.
  14. Thread: Ba-Ba-Ba-Boom

    by GJABS
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    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana::banana:
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    They go bust. Or bailed out by the government...

    They go bust. Or bailed out by the government more likely.
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    A lot of these companies have large amounts of...

    A lot of these companies have large amounts of debt. Inflation will reduce the value of these debts, leading to higher profits.
    Energy companies are defensive against recession.
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    It has been a dog of an index (it is no higher...

    It has been a dog of an index (it is no higher today than it was 20 years ago). However it is IMHO now a good investment because everyone thinks it is a dog - this causes it to be undervalued.
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    The FTSE100 was at 7500 at the beginning of the...

    The FTSE100 was at 7500 at the beginning of the year before Covid hit. So with the vaccine announced today I see no reason why it won't return there soon.
    Add to the mix the stimulus and money...
  19. Thread: Gold

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    You have shares in the Theatre?

    You have shares in the Theatre?
  20. Thread: BHS Crook Jailed

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    I suspect the problem is he pulled the money out...

    I suspect the problem is he pulled the money out of the company and gave it to himself, then spent it that HMRC was unhappy about. Had he left it in the company and blown it on legitimate expenses it...
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    Actually it's £1 a pint. Because after drinking...

    Actually it's £1 a pint.
    Because after drinking one, you'll need to spend a penny..
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    Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes...

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Dishes

    Dishes who?

    Dishes the ghost of Sean Connery
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    He's offering "fortune" and "freedom" no less....

    He's offering "fortune" and "freedom" no less.
    Basically a conspiracy-theory-heavy site written mainly by a young sidekick blogger. I've subscribed.

    Fortune and Freedom
  24. Bronson never killed anyone though, which is why...

    Bronson never killed anyone though, which is why it is arguably unfair for him to have been kept in jail for as long as he has.
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    Frank Bough, of "Grandstand" fame. And cocaine...

    Frank Bough, of "Grandstand" fame. And cocaine and hookers infame :D

    Frank Bough: Former Grandstand presenter dies, aged 87 - BBC News
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    :banana::banana: if you can stand the smell of...

    :banana::banana: if you can stand the smell of the french :p :banana2::banana2:
  27. Ah, the thrash of the Class 47 locomotives ...

    Ah, the thrash of the Class 47 locomotives


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUrG-EQUHHs
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    Are you suggesting that these human emotions...

    Are you suggesting that these human emotions create patterns?
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    My opinion is that the patterns that technical...

    My opinion is that the patterns that technical analysis describes, happen in the financial markets as a result of trading activity if nobody knows about technical analysis. But rather analogous to...
  30. Thread: What an idiot

    by GJABS
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    Correct as a general principle, because the fix...

    Correct as a general principle, because the fix for the problem one person has might make the problems worse for everyone else.
  31. Thread: General moan

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    On here, do you mean?

    On here, do you mean?
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    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2:

    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2:
  33. About 20 years after everyone else.

    About 20 years after everyone else.
  34. Thread: Boom!

    by GJABS
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    You dropped one: :banana:

    You dropped one:
    :banana:
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    Poll: Dig Maggie up - she'd still do a better job than...

    Dig Maggie up - she'd still do a better job than the living ones.
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    Some comment here: SNOW - Snowflake...

    Some comment here:
    SNOW - Snowflake
  37. Thread: Boomed!

    by GJABS
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    :banana::banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana:
  38. Thread: Boomed!

    by GJABS
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    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana::banana:
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    :wave:

    :wave:
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    Maybe OP needs to do some dangerous sports to...

    Maybe OP needs to do some dangerous sports to loosen up the joints. There's nothing like the risk of sudden death to get you moving.
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    A star * ? No self-respecting sql developer uses...

    A star * ?
    No self-respecting sql developer uses stars. Put the names of the columns you want to use you lazy sod :mad
  42. Thread: Lebanon blast

    by GJABS
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    Shouldn't the title of this thread be "Boomed!"

    Shouldn't the title of this thread be "Boomed!"
  43. If he going to drive it round the prison...

    If he going to drive it round the prison courtyard? Cos that's where he's going lol
  44. :banana::banana::banana::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana::banana:
  45. And only a few miles from the Cumbre Vieja ridge...

    And only a few miles from the Cumbre Vieja ridge on La Palma, which is poised to collapse, triggering a mega-tsunami hundreds of meters high!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6utAunBKXV4
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    That, or tell him to belt-up.

    That, or tell him to belt-up.
  47. Handy floatation devices, in this context.

    Handy floatation devices, in this context.
  48. Thread: kaBoomed

    by GJABS
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    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana:

    :banana::banana::banana2::banana2::banana:
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    That's the advice I give to most of my passengers...

    That's the advice I give to most of my passengers :rolleyes:
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    Roller skates I guess. ...

    Roller skates I guess.

    https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/chongqing-china-chinese-police-officers-in-rollerskating-gear-patrol-picture-id57198064
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