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    I wish I'd known that. He sent me the following...

    I wish I'd known that. He sent me the following in a rep at 10:25. How am I supposed to fill in the table with this? :throw:

    "FTSE < 5000, target 4500; NAS <10k >7k; BTC 20k high of 320k, AMD...
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    Scooter's 2021 market predictions

    Just waiting for him to supply the numbers...



    1st Jan Year's low Year's high 31st Dec
    FTSE 6,500 x x x
    Nasdaq 12,900 x x x
    Bitcoin $30,000 x x x
    AMD ...
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    Poll: If you count the legal votes Yes easily wins.

    If you count the legal votes Yes easily wins.
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    Now $34.5k Scoots selling at $12k certainly...

    Now $34.5k

    Scoots selling at $12k certainly turned out to be the mother of all buy signals. :laugh
  5. Scuffles have broken out between lorry drivers...

    Scuffles have broken out between lorry drivers and police, and there have been a few arrests.

    Also apparently testing has been delayed because the test kits are in a lorry stuck in traffic.
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    I suspect the number of people, with a DR income...

    I suspect the number of people, with a DR income of over £75k/year who've paid the loan charge, will be tiny.

    For most people, with that level of exposure, settling would have worked out less than...
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    Perhaps an indication of how much effort they're...

    Perhaps an indication of how much effort they're going to put in to collect this "residual tax". :wink

    Residual tax
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    Ziggy's not a genuine brexidiot because he got...

    Ziggy's not a genuine brexidiot because he got himself an EU (Irish) passport. :D
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    I wonder if they couldn't decide between 1)...

    I wonder if they couldn't decide between

    1) total income for all years / number of years <= 75k
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    2) income received in each individual tax year <= 75k

    It's also not clear whether "income"...
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    I would send the dispute letter by special...

    I would send the dispute letter by special guaranteed delivery, which costs about £7.

    Unfortunately, due to corona, letters posted from Wednesday 23rd aren't guaranteed next day but at least you...
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    Wouldn't it be for the entire period covered by...

    Wouldn't it be for the entire period covered by the LC ie. 9 December 2010 to 5 April 2016?

    In the document that webberg referred to above, it says:

    "the average annual income provided to the...
  12. Anecdotal but a package I ordered from Germany,...

    Anecdotal but a package I ordered from Germany, which was shipped by DHL on 7 Dec, still hasn't arrived. Normally, it would take less than a week.
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    Ooh err, posh ones.

    Ooh err, posh ones.
  14. Sounds like this WTO is another infringement of...

    Sounds like this WTO is another infringement of our sovereignty.

    We should leave this too, then we can trade on whatever terms we like with whoever we want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Yeah, and I planned to give them to the missus as...

    Yeah, and I planned to give them to the missus as a xmas present after I'd finished with them. :ohwell
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    Panties cancelled

    I ordered some used ones off eBay but the order was cancelled for some reason.

    I did get a refund but it was still annoying because I spent a long time searching for unwashed ones.
  17. I think he's just pretending to be a brexit...

    I think he's just pretending to be a brexit :cretin:
  18. True but it wasn't so long ago that HMRC were...

    True but it wasn't so long ago that HMRC were only accepting max 2 years TTP.
  19. Impressive. Can anyone beat that?

    Impressive. Can anyone beat that?
  20. If it's a long TTP you're after, your MP might be...

    If it's a long TTP you're after, your MP might be able to get that for you.

    HMRC seem to become very reasonable, all of a sudden, when they're contacted by a Member of Parliament!
  21. It won't be an extension (of the transition...

    It won't be an extension (of the transition period). It'll be called something like the ratification period. :rolleyes:
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    He must have called AMD dozens of times but I...

    He must have called AMD dozens of times but I don't remember a single occasion where he got it right.

    You can get rich following Scoots as long as you remember one golden rule: reverse the buy and...
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    Earlier this year scoots predicted that BTC would...

    Earlier this year scoots predicted that BTC would end the year over $20k.

    A few weeks ago he bailed out at $12k. It's now $22k. :laugh

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    He also predicted:

    The FTSE...
  24. I've been out of contracting for a few years, so...

    I've been out of contracting for a few years, so I'm not up to speed on the new (public sector) IR35 rules. Is it the end user who is ultimately liable for any unpaid PAYE? Or could the agency be...
  25. Yep, probably more than anything else, that will...

    Yep, probably more than anything else, that will kill off the schemes.

    Agencies and end users simply won't touch anyone who isn't working through a fully PAYE compliant entity.

    The old trick of...
  26. It was fear of IR35 that initially got me looking...

    It was fear of IR35 that initially got me looking at a scheme. This was back in 2001, just after IR35 came in, when it seemed like it might have teeth. However, I'd be lying if I said the 85% take...
  27. That certainly wouldn't win any plain english...

    That certainly wouldn't win any plain english awards.
  28. Fook, what a motley crew they would be.

    Fook, what a motley crew they would be.
  29. Talk to any women, who've hooked up with Boris,...

    Talk to any women, who've hooked up with Boris, and you'll find out how his promises pan out.
  30. I wonder how Felicitas justify this in their own...

    I wonder how Felicitas justify this in their own minds?

    Likely answers below.

    1) The schemes were sold to people with the assurance that the loans would never need to be repaid.
    2) People...
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    If only they'd followed scooty and bailed out at...

    If only they'd followed scooty and bailed out at $12k, they could have avoided a 60% gain. :ohwell
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    :freaky::cretin::winker::freaky::cretin::winker::f...

    :freaky::cretin::winker::freaky::cretin::winker::freaky::cretin::winker::freaky::cretin::winker::freaky::cretin::winker::freaky::cretin::winker::freaky::cretin::winker::freaky::cretin::winker::freaky:...
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    That requires people to open their eyes. Like...

    That requires people to open their eyes.

    Like you, I have no skin in the game. I never used a loan scheme, and the scheme I did use I settled a few years ago.
  34. Even my missus, who has zero sympathy for tax...

    Even my missus, who has zero sympathy for tax duckers (including me for getting us into a mess :o), thinks this stinks.
  35. Good! (And, in no small part, down to you.)

    Good! (And, in no small part, down to you.)
  36. I wonder how many people will get caught out by...

    I wonder how many people will get caught out by not disputing the SD within the time limit? (I assume that's what Felicitas are counting on.)

    Is what they're doing an abuse of the SD regime?
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    Your first sentence starts "I suspect" and your...

    Your first sentence starts "I suspect" and your second sentence contains "seemingly".

    So I think "possibly correct" or "probably correct" might be more apt than "100% correct".

    :D
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    Can cause offence around these parts.

    Can cause offence around these parts.
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    You're right. My missus says: why d'you even...

    You're right.

    My missus says: why d'you even care if a bunch of tax ******s are being milked for a few quid a month?

    Harsh but does add a bit of perspective.
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    He doesn't half talk some utter shyte. As has...

    He doesn't half talk some utter shyte.

    As has been shown, time after time, his predictions are worse than a coin toss.
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    Maybe it was just a wet dream.

    Maybe it was just a wet dream.
  42. Ah, so we would be North Korea+ or at a push ++.

    Ah, so we would be North Korea+ or at a push ++.
  43. Do any other countries have worse trading terms...

    Do any other countries have worse trading terms with the EU than we would have under no-deal?
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    Mostly old stock though.

    Mostly old stock though.
  45. Didn't Johnson say we would prosper under...

    Didn't Johnson say we would prosper under no-deal, so what's the fooking problem?

    Leave without a deal. Live long and prosper. Sorted.
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    Sorry, I'd forgotten about Manley's scheme to fix...

    Sorry, I'd forgotten about Manley's scheme to fix a scheme.

    I settled a few years ago and I'm certainly glad I drew a line under it rather than getting involved in these protracted legal wars.
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    Fooking cry babies.

    Fooking cry babies.
  48. Didn't someone say no-deal would be a failure of...

    Didn't someone say no-deal would be a failure of statecraft?

    Oh now I remember, it was that same twat who doesn't know what oven ready means.

    :rolleyes:
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    Unfortunately, on its own, that isn't an...

    Unfortunately, on its own, that isn't an assurance.

    As far as I know, Phil Manley wasn't involved in the creation of any schemes. There was also another advisor on here a few years ago (Michael...
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    Maybe this. Asian grooming gangs: how...

    Maybe this.

    Asian grooming gangs: how ethnicity made authorities wary of investigating child sexual abuse
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