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    What’s the difference between Phil Spectre and...

    What’s the difference between Phil Spectre and Donald Trump?


    People will remember Phil Spectre’s wall.
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    I always eat a late lunch. Alive ones tend...

    I always eat a late lunch.


    Alive ones tend to struggle.
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    Only 10 years ago? We have 30 years ago.

    Only 10 years ago? We have 30 years ago.
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    Doh, I know that, however the gouging is...

    Doh, I know that, however the gouging is apparently the same. As aTw says its peanuts for storage.
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    Speak for yourself, gave up smoking years ago...

    Speak for yourself, gave up smoking years ago like any sensible person.
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    Don't talk about Barmie's perversions!

    Don't talk about Barmie's perversions!
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    Thought so. But is it made by Fujitsu and sold to...

    Thought so. But is it made by Fujitsu and sold to the Government?
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    A few TB EMC san was

    A few TB EMC san was <£40k 10 years ago £10 million for 100TB seems a bit pricey.
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    It was an attempt at humour. But are you...

    It was an attempt at humour.

    But are you saying buying a disk from the approved supplier like Fujitsu is anywhere the same cost as buying from Insight or similar? If you don't buy from the vendor...
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    We are talking mainframe here. Its 50 drives at...

    We are talking mainframe here. Its 50 drives at the cost of one flat above a kebab house each.
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    Sticky: time to get her sectioned! Hope she gets...

    time to get her sectioned!

    Hope she gets better soon, you finally found someone to put up with you!
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    Burnt

    Burnt
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    "Priti Patel faces growing pressure over deletion...

    "Priti Patel faces growing pressure over deletion of police records"


    Can't say I blame her; "Message In A Bottle" is just awful.
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    The multi-level regional Covid system invented by...

    The multi-level regional Covid system invented by Boris.


    Tiers of a Clown.
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    They say that when you die that your whole life...

    They say that when you die that your whole life flashed before you.


    I hope it isn't true because there's no way I want to go through that tulip again.
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    Trump wants a military send off. I think he...

    Trump wants a military send off. I think he should have one.


    In fact, if I was in the American army I'd even volunteer for the firing squad.
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    Rare

    Rare
  24. Thread: Yuck

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    But then they crash into walls.

    But then they crash into walls.
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    Compared to 2020 the year 666 in England can't...

    Compared to 2020 the year 666 in England can't have been that beastly ..


    It was all Saxon drugs and rock and roll
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    I'm a fat alcoholic transvestite! , All I want...

    I'm a fat alcoholic transvestite! ,
    All I want to do is eat, drink and be Mary..
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    I'm a money lender and I recently found out one...

    I'm a money lender and I recently found out one of my clients who hasn't paid me this month is a paedophile.


    He must want me to send the boys round.
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    I thought it was so that us with moobs don't look...

    I thought it was so that us with moobs don't look like camels!
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    Isn't it obvious being an EU citizen prevents you...

    Isn't it obvious being an EU citizen prevents you catching Covid? It is a known prophylactic like a scotch egg.

    Hopefully they will catch a nasty dose off the Dutch, Belgians or those nice people...
  36. Thread: Priti Oops..

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    They hosted it with the Post office system!

    They hosted it with the Post office system!
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    Tesco

    Tesco
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    Hopefully it goes both ways and we can keep horse...

    Hopefully it goes both ways and we can keep horse meat out of their meat we import etc.

    Oh sorry when we were a member they ignored that sort of tulip.
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    yep.

    yep.
  40. Thread: Brexit benefit

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    The point I made was actually our trade with our...

    The point I made was actually our trade with our land border neighbours in the union is quite high.

    Our trade with our European neighbours may not need to be the majority as you incorrectly...
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    You mean like this filthy spekulant? Jeremy...

    You mean like this filthy spekulant?

    Jeremy Corbyn Net Worth - The Wealth List



    or this scumbag?

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  42. Thread: DOOM: BLT

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    I have to disagree LM, a BLT is one of the...

    I have to disagree LM, a BLT is one of the greats, like Bacon & Egg in a soda farl.
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    broke

    broke
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    Nail

    Nail
  45. Thread: DOOM: BLT

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    the usual poster!

    the usual poster!
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