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    It would be a crying shame if she fell out of the...

    It would be a crying shame if she fell out of the back of the hercules at FL150...

    Still, it'll give the ethnic minorities and their WWCs something to riot about. They've been quiet(ish) for the...
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    Do what any northern gentleman would do, punch...

    Do what any northern gentleman would do, punch her ******** lights out for spilling your pint!
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    Strontium 90 is the one for me.

    Strontium 90 is the one for me.
  4. What will you freeloaders do for cash?

    What will you freeloaders do for cash?
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    Try Specsavers.

    Try Specsavers.
  6. Thread: Facemasks

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    Just over half a million worldwide - from a...

    Just over half a million worldwide - from a population of ~7.8 Billion.

    So ~0.007%

    Be afraid, be very afraid.
  7. Developing effective policies to maximise...

    Developing effective policies to maximise population engagement in essential control measures. These include: physical distancing; wearing face coverings in settings where physical distancing is not...
  8. Sturgeon will lose interest in Scottish...

    Sturgeon will lose interest in Scottish independence when her Girlfriend at the French Embassy gets shipped back to Paris.
  9. Is physical distancing not possible in...

    Is physical distancing not possible in SuperMarkets/Shops/Banks etc?
  10. DIY, save a few quid.

    DIY, save a few quid.
  11. Thread: Facemasks

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    Are you still here?

    Are you still here?
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    Are you saying that morbid obesity is not a...

    Are you saying that morbid obesity is not a disability? MF, great news!!!!
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    Lend him your car! On a serious note, hope...

    Lend him your car!

    On a serious note, hope she's Ok.
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    You can't be *that* fat. Threaded has no problem...

    If I could actually get into a Lambo that would be a start![/QUOTE]

    You can't be *that* fat. Threaded has no problem getting in and out of his. Both of 'em!

    On a scale of 1 to MF, how fat are...
  15. You still here?

    You still here?
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    Given your track record on this forum I'd be...

    Given your track record on this forum I'd be surprised if half of your family would know what day it is.

    Btw, there isn't an "e" in "sponsorship". However there are a few in the phrase...
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    Why are you sorry? Nobody else is.

    Why are you sorry? Nobody else is.
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    Immoveable, like a statue.

    Immoveable, like a statue.
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    Old Greg

    Old Greg
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    Influenza is - and yet we carry on each year...

    Influenza is - and yet we carry on each year without totally fubar-ing the economy.

    People die. Live with it.
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    And the other "half" singing Irish Rebel songs? ...

    And the other "half" singing Irish Rebel songs?

    When I go out for a beer with my friends in Glasgow, the first question is "So John, which team do I support in here, then?"
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    He told you... "just a bunch of whiny gits...

    He told you...

    "just a bunch of whiny gits whose intellectual argument is so weak, and whose emotional resilience is so fragile, that they'll scream and scream and scream until they get what they...
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    Pulling up our commie subversive friend on his...

    Pulling up our commie subversive friend on his hatred of the country that has provided succour in his flight from conscription does not mean "I love the government".
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    Nice try, equally incorrect though. Better luck...

    Nice try, equally incorrect though. Better luck next time.
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    Being Russian isn't a "race". Poor attempt at...

    Being Russian isn't a "race".

    Poor attempt at "White Knighting".

    Try fascist, anti semite, homophobe, sexist or bigot next time. Maybe perm any 4 from the 5.
  26. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    Says the man who wrapped his hairdresser's car...

    Says the man who wrapped his hairdresser's car round a dry stone wall. "A squirrel ran into the road officer!"
  27. Coming from you mate, that's a bit rich.

    Coming from you mate, that's a bit rich.
  28. Such is life. Grow the **** up!

    Such is life. Grow the **** up!
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    You are AtW in drag and I claim my £5 - cash...

    You are AtW in drag and I claim my £5 - cash please.
  30. And? FFS, people die from influenza every...

    And?

    FFS, people die from influenza every year. Even more die with influenza!

    There is no magic cure for Covid 19. We haven't reached Spanish Flu figures yet but if we do, does it really...
  31. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    Do we not enjoy the misfortune of others? Sort...

    Do we not enjoy the misfortune of others?

    Sort yourself out mate, remember where you are!
  32. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    As it's repossessed because you can't maintain...

    As it's repossessed because you can't maintain the rental payments...
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    That's nice. I've been working for a living.

    That's nice. I've been working for a living.
  34. Aren't you Jewish?

    Aren't you Jewish?
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    Do you understand the realities of what has just...

    Do you understand the realities of what has just happened to the world? Resources have been diverted to help prevent an even greater catastrophe than could have happened otherwise.

    Now either...
  36. Indeed they are. And some reds go excellently...

    Indeed they are.

    And some reds go excellently with seafood!
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    Here you go Australian Alps - Wikipedia...

    Here you go Australian Alps - Wikipedia
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    Lansdowne or Lansdown Hargreaves?

    Lansdowne or Lansdown Hargreaves?
  39. I suppose it would stop your 'tache getting wet.

    I suppose it would stop your 'tache getting wet.
  40. Masturbation. We had to make our own fun in...

    Masturbation. We had to make our own fun in those days.
  41. Indeed!

    Indeed!
  42. Yeah mate, we know, you "Could've been a...

    Yeah mate, we know, you "Could've been a contender"...

    Nurse!!! MF thinks he's Threaded again!
  43. Do you remember that advert with Joanna Lumley...

    Do you remember that advert with Joanna Lumley removing the grass from her blouse...

    It was nothing like that.
  44. Is there evidence that face coverings are...

    Is there evidence that face coverings are effective against Covid-19?
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    You were told.

    You were told.
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    Stop it. You'll go blind.

    Stop it. You'll go blind.
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    It would for some...

    It would for some...
  48. Or the one before that. Anyone remember...

    Or the one before that.

    Anyone remember "ComputerContractor.net" and the forum wars?
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    Were you loading trucks?

    Were you loading trucks?
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    https://youtu.be/5Hrn6vnOjRs What a difference...

    https://youtu.be/5Hrn6vnOjRs

    What a difference just over a year brings... This one from April 2019...
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