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    I've got one of those. She's also a decent cook...

    I've got one of those. She's also a decent cook :igmc:
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    I can't be 100% sure but I think it's pretty...

    I can't be 100% sure but I think it's pretty obviously a sign that Excalibur is buried there. Dig it up and claim your rightful kingdom.

    If you need a round table knocked up quickly I know a...
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    I hope you've kept it. It'll be worth more than...

    I hope you've kept it. It'll be worth more than your £1 very soon.
  4. Oh look, Spud Dude is back....

    Oh look, Spud Dude is back.
    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/610hVgvXwFL._SL1080_.jpg
  5. and in an entertaining twist the opposition can...

    and in an entertaining twist the opposition can simply vote that they DO have confidence in the government.
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    Who the hell was the victim in this?

    Who the hell was the victim in this?
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    Éire does NOT have a grave accent. It does...

    Éire does NOT have a grave accent. It does however have an acute one.
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    20 years ago this site would have been full of...

    20 years ago this site would have been full of links to photos of jumping students.

    Old age must be catching up with the locals.
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    Caption competition Philip dear, I've told you...

    Caption competition

    Philip dear, I've told you before not to show our lizardness when there's a camera nearby. That ghastly Icke chappy will get over excited again.
  10. 1) Buy better cars. 2) Don't expect owt for...

    1) Buy better cars.
    2) Don't expect owt for nowt.

    HTH
  11. Thread: Bankers

    by Uncle Albert
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    Oh, that's where I left it. Thanks for reminding...

    Oh, that's where I left it. Thanks for reminding me.
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    Poll: You're a wrong'un and no mistake. 1) bacon...

    You're a wrong'un and no mistake.

    1) bacon needs NO SAUCE.
    2) Sausages have mustard.
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    This one would have a terrified face! YouTube...

    This one would have a terrified face!

    YouTube
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    Auntie Albert has a Hyundai Tucson which has lane...

    Auntie Albert has a Hyundai Tucson which has lane assist etc. I have only driven it twice on motorways and once you get used to the steering wheel moving (slightly) by itself, it's quite nice.

    I...
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    That is shockingly headist. What about people...

    That is shockingly headist. What about people who have no head? Why ignore them?
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    That would never happen in good old Blighty... ...

    That would never happen in good old Blighty... Man fined for hate crime after filming pug's 'Nazi salutes' - BBC News
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    More fools them. We'll retaliate by not sending...

    More fools them. We'll retaliate by not sending them any tea, jam or biscuits. We hold all the cards.
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    I like pretty much all of there: Bottled Beers ...

    I like pretty much all of there: Bottled Beers | St. Peter's Brewery
  19. https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/3882/156115587...

    https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/3882/1561155870/4A9F75F2D8BE4D2DA2620CB5544F6A26.png
  20. Found AtW's relative living in Alabama

    | PEOPLE.com
    :eek
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    He's perfect PM material. His own supporters...

    He's perfect PM material. His own supporters don't trust him to speak.

    If you haven't read it, this Boris Johnson story is well worth a read. The Jeremy Vine - Since he is probably our next...
  22. That we know of. He may not be "cured" of his...

    That we know of. He may not be "cured" of his porcine passion.
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    Not for Jeremy Hunt: From Wiki "After...

    Not for Jeremy Hunt:
    From Wiki
    "After university Hunt worked for two years as a management consultant at OC&C Strategy Consultants, and then became an English language teacher in Japan.[14]

    On...
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    Fancy a holiday?

    It's not cheap, but it is a bit different: Nasa to open International Space Station to tourists - BBC News

    MF could experience being weightless!
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    and to no one's surprise... Brexit: Boris Johnson...

    and to no one's surprise... Brexit: Boris Johnson GBP350m claim case thrown out by judges - BBC News
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    No wonder she likes Donald so much....

    No wonder she likes Donald so much.
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8SnC4FXsAAl9QP.jpg:large
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    Does your MIL play squash? The prizes they give...

    Does your MIL play squash? The prizes they give female squash player in Spain are great: Discrimination in sports: Female squash players in Spain shocked at tournament prize: leg wax and a vibrator...
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    Don't be ridiculous. She jumped ship months ago.

    Don't be ridiculous. She jumped ship months ago.
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    If you fancy a bit of "shake chucking"... It...

    If you fancy a bit of "shake chucking"...

    It is safe for work unless you are Nigel Farage

    Splash the Fash
  30. Thread: SKA news

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    SKA news

    AtW's been keeping busy


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBbsHaL2sM4
  31. Even Baldrick has had enough of Corbyn

    Tony Robinson on Twitter: "I’ve left the Labour Party after nearly 45 years of service at Branch, Constituency and NEC levels,partly because of it’s continued duplicity on Brexit, partly because of...
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    RIP Joe Grundy. Gone to the great cider house in...

    RIP Joe Grundy. Gone to the great cider house in the sky.

    Edward Kelsey: Actor who played Joe Grundy on The Archers dies aged 88 - BBC News
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    Thank god for the EU who are going to protect us...

    Thank god for the EU who are going to protect us from vegan fake sausages: EU proposal to call vegan burgers and sausages '''disks''' and '''tubes''' would cause '''widespread administrative chaos'''...
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    Fun Boy Three have a contender ...

    Fun Boy Three have a contender

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRNYqsMIbg0
  35. We don't deserve to be European. French...

    We don't deserve to be European.

    French rioter:
    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/04/13/15/12230248-6919045-image-a-32_1555167558071.jpg

    British rioters:
    ...
  36. Be afraid ...

    Be afraid


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZihshM0n6M
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    He might not be a gammon, but he certainly has...

    He might not be a gammon, but he certainly has hammish tendencies...

    https://www.cyclechat.net/attachments/fb_img_1526478397912-jpg.409541/
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    But according to many leavers our MEPs are...

    But according to many leavers our MEPs are powerless in the EU parliament. Are you now saying this isn't true?
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    *Whisper* Have you checked the date and name of...

    *Whisper* Have you checked the date and name of the journalist on that "article"?
  40. Thread: 50,000

    by Uncle Albert
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    I reckon it's worth a drink to celebrate... ...

    I reckon it's worth a drink to celebrate...


    http://i66.tinypic.com/2zok805.jpg
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    They still haven't found her and still don't know...

    They still haven't found her and still don't know what happened.

    Oh, and it continues to be a nice jolly for journalists and police who fancy a few weeks in Portugal.
  42. Thread: Boomed!

    by Uncle Albert
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    https://c8.alamy.com/comp/K46JKM/giant-toy-bananas...

    https://c8.alamy.com/comp/K46JKM/giant-toy-bananas-with-smiley-faces-on-a-win-a-toy-stallblackpool-K46JKM.jpg
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    John Haynes of Haynes Manual fame. Founder of...

    John Haynes of Haynes Manual fame.
    Founder of the Haynes Manual, John Haynes, dead at 80
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    Four channels :confused: You must be barely...

    Four channels :confused:

    You must be barely out of nappies.
  45. No idea how many others have, but Chile...

    No idea how many others have, but Chile overturned the Pinochet dicatatorship by referendum.
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    So what you are saying is that it is not the UK...

    So what you are saying is that it is not the UK government's fault if mobile phone companies put up their charges for UK users roaming in the EU, but at the same time it the EU is to blame for the...
  47. It'll all be fine. The negotiators will sort it all out

    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0078/9253/3329/products/Neg_1024x1024@2x.jpg?v=1549286279
  48. Well, as those jobs are only being created in...

    Well, as those jobs are only being created in Ireland to cope with the extra work that has been shifted to Ireland from the UK, it's fairly safe to assume that a similar number of people were doing...
  49. 150 jobs that would have been in the UK. More...

    150 jobs that would have been in the UK. More importantly it shows just how little confidence there is in how a UK outside of the customs union and single market will perform.

    The rats are...
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    Burns night, so plenty of booze and intestines....

    Burns night, so plenty of booze and intestines.
    Then swimming on Saturday and pick up new car for Mrs Albert. Kids football on Sunday morning followed by family around at ours for lunch.
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