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    Having met woohoo I can only say I saw his...

    Having met woohoo I can only say I saw his comments as banter and not a dig at the female of the species having the temerity to command fire like a god.

    Being a really crap cook, any day I don't...
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    Vetran's are better than the ones you get on the...

    Vetran's are better than the ones you get on the reader's digest site
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    Sticky: That's one of many excuses I have for avoiding...

    That's one of many excuses I have for avoiding housework!
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    Sticky: Went dark. Some big fat rain drops fell for a...

    Went dark. Some big fat rain drops fell for a short while but otherwise a very poor effort.
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    Sticky: I'm wondering if the tight feeling in my left...

    I'm wondering if the tight feeling in my left knee is an indicator of rain coming. It's been fine all the while I've been in warm and sunny climates.
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    Sticky: Hopefully the PC was powered off at the time and...

    Hopefully the PC was powered off at the time and something else took the brunt of the surge.
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    Probably because sexist teachers / parents tell...

    Probably because sexist teachers / parents tell them it's not 'ladylike' to set fire to things.
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    Sticky: Currently 28 degrees. Earlier forecast of 100%...

    Currently 28 degrees. Earlier forecast of 100% chance of rain has been downgraded to 80% from 1500.
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    Sticky: It's warm and humid here. My feet are too hot,...

    It's warm and humid here. My feet are too hot, which is annoying me greatly as it's not really practical to sit at my desk with my feet in a bucket of cold water.
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    Sticky: :yay: A fine tale for the om

    :yay:

    A fine tale for the om
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    Sticky: This is when you spot an errant sock under the...

    This is when you spot an errant sock under the bed when you see the printed up version of the brochure.
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    Just realised that the OP was more wondering how...

    Just realised that the OP was more wondering how to make best use of apples and pears having survived a glut of tomatoes and courgettes :D

    Cider and perry for sure.
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    There are a lot of stickies in the professional...

    There are a lot of stickies in the professional forums and first timer guides on the CUK website. Have a scoot through those and see how you get on. Most scenarios are covered but it's not always...
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    I don't think I could ever get bored of tomatoes....

    I don't think I could ever get bored of tomatoes.

    Look up Turlu Turlu - it's a bit like a ratatouille, which is also delish. Use up the tomatoes to make the sauce base and chargrill the courgettes...
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all Ocado have delivered....

    :wave:

    Morning all

    Ocado have delivered. Tried to swap raw prawns for cooked ones - HWMBO wasn't happy, duly rejected :)

    Currently 21 degrees, forecast high of 28 later. Signs of rain...
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    Sticky: There's a 40% chance of rain overnight. Here's...

    There's a 40% chance of rain overnight. Here's hoping
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    Sticky: HWMBO is preparing dinner. He started the lamb...

    HWMBO is preparing dinner. He started the lamb curry yesterday he's deemed it ready for eating today.

    Watching Rise of the Murdoch Dynasty.

    No rain ever materialised. Not much cooler. Hopefully...
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    37735...

    37735
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    Sticky: Hurray! Thunder and lightning! No rain. The...

    Hurray! Thunder and lightning!

    No rain. The sky is half white fluffy cloud and half blue.

    34 degrees.
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    Sticky: In comparing my weather app (supplied by Google)...

    In comparing my weather app (supplied by Google) to the BBC weather app, it seems that the forecast thunderstorms are either landing from 2pm, or 2am.

    :tantrum:
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    Sticky: The caretaker has done plant watering. I got...

    The caretaker has done plant watering.

    I got all excited as I thought it might be raining.

    It's now even more humid :tantrum:
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    Sticky: Maybe he's the new Nick Knowles?

    Maybe he's the new Nick Knowles?
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    Sticky: Second coffee drunk. First meeting went well. ...

    Second coffee drunk. First meeting went well.

    Today is not much of a doing day - mostly meetings with the odd half hour gap here and there.
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    Sticky: :eek: Hope he's ok!

    :eek:

    Hope he's ok!
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all It's currently 25...

    :wave:

    Morning all

    It's currently 25 degrees and forecast to reach 33 later. My weather app says it's hazy but my eyes say it's clear sky and much the same as previous days. There's 60% chance...
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    Sticky: Currently 27 degrees. It may get as low as 21...

    Currently 27 degrees. It may get as low as 21 around 5am.

    Tomorrow's thunderstorm is now due around 1pm, an hour later than previously scheduled.
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    Sticky: Another BBQ this evening, as the rain has been...

    Another BBQ this evening, as the rain has been postponed until tomorrow.

    Leftovers from yesterday plus some sausages, as HWMBO has risen to the challenge of making space in my freezer :D (so he...
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    Get a bigger bikini. Simples. I don't recall...

    Get a bigger bikini. Simples.

    I don't recall Pamela Anderson struggling to find two triangles to secure her modesty.
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    Sticky: This has just dropped into me via LinkedIn: ...

    This has just dropped into me via LinkedIn:

    Good Afternoon,

    I am reaching out to you regarding a role I currently have for a strategic operations manager. I have included an overview of the...
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    Sticky: HWMBO is cooking up something yummy smelling with...

    HWMBO is cooking up something yummy smelling with lamb shanks...
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    Sticky: Same here. It's 34 degrees and sunny, clear...

    Same here. It's 34 degrees and sunny, clear skies.

    Thunderstorms now expected from lunchtime tomorrow...
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    Sticky: Lunch was random freezer surprise, which turned...

    Lunch was random freezer surprise, which turned out to be a shakshuka type effort with a juicy fat merguez sausage in it. I didn't bother adding the egg one normally associates with such a dish.
  33. Don't say that, he doesn't need any more ego...

    Don't say that, he doesn't need any more ego massaging :D
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    Intelligence doesn't automatically infer the...

    Intelligence doesn't automatically infer the poster has any common sense or is simply a troll / sockie.
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    If you joined IPSE, you would still need to pay...

    If you joined IPSE, you would still need to pay for a contract review. Not all of their insurances may be relevant to you, so be wary of buying something you don't need.

    I didn't realise Qdos had...
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    Last client went to a level of overkill on table...

    Last client went to a level of overkill on table design that made getting data out very difficult. Over normalised, if such a thing is possible.

    My point was less about the nuts and bolts of...
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    Sticky: Phew! Made it.

    Phew! Made it.
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    Sticky: I think if we eat the three tubs of icecream,...

    I think if we eat the three tubs of icecream, that'll help.
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    Sticky: And I've had to tell HWMBO that the freezer is...

    And I've had to tell HWMBO that the freezer is full :eek: so he can't do too much overcooking.
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    Sticky: HWMBO and I had a little BBQ out there last...

    HWMBO and I had a little BBQ out there last night, you see. Very tasty it was too.
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    Sticky: However, that does mean I need to make sure my...

    However, that does mean I need to make sure my patio bench is covered up.
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    Sticky: I really do hope the thunderstorms actually...

    I really do hope the thunderstorms actually materialise later. Haven't had a good storm in a while.
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    Sticky: Trouble is, I have even less to blather on about...

    Trouble is, I have even less to blather on about than normal.
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    Sticky: I see this is the drivel page. As I missed a...

    I see this is the drivel page. As I missed a couple of oms and a pali, I ought to make the effort
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all It's currently 24...

    :wave:

    Morning all

    It's currently 24 degrees, clear sky, forecast high of 33 with potential for thunderstorms between 1500-1800 :yay:. Barometer steady at 1014 mBar.

    First coffee has been...
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    Sticky: Sadly didn't work, same result as if it were in...

    Sadly didn't work, same result as if it were in locked mode.
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    But understanding how tables are organised in a...

    But understanding how tables are organised in a proper database will help navigate where something has been fully normalised and you have to do multiple joins (and work out which type) in order to...
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    ooh! hav'a banana ...

    ooh! hav'a banana

    https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xIg91ZOMwYvSus/giphy.gif
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    I go all wooshy headed and nauseous at dodgy...

    I go all wooshy headed and nauseous at dodgy frame rates so, other than for streaming TV, I won't use a PC attached to a TV screen.
  50. Considering the people featured in the article...

    Considering the people featured in the article are 'bemused' and less triggered than you are, I do feel you're making a mountain out of a mole hill.

    Oh. Just seen which pillock started this...
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