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    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:AN...

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    I think you missed the well done to the OP by the...

    I think you missed the well done to the OP by the way ;)

    #MeMeMeMeMe
  3. Show him this thread.... ...

    Show him this thread....

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/135454-whats-something-you-can-say-when-programming-you-can-also-say-during-sex.html
  4. Women are massively under represented here

    Women are massively under represented here
  5. Thread: Blackcurrants

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    Corbyn effect innit Jeremy Corbyn shared his...

    Corbyn effect innit

    Jeremy Corbyn shared his jam recipe in honour of The Great British Bake Off and fans can'''t cope
  6. My hand has gone to sleep

    My hand has gone to sleep
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    Does your accountant use Freeagent? If so they...

    Does your accountant use Freeagent? If so they can be created in there.

    Otherwise just use a word template

    invoice template - Google Search
  8. I'm trying to work out how I can get Clippy from...

    I'm trying to work out how I can get Clippy from Microsoft Word into this tread but can't manage it

    Edit:

    Best I can come up with for now

    https://i.imgflip.com/3ivbcy.jpg
  9. All change! Dave Chaplin on LinkedIn:...

    All change!

    Dave Chaplin on LinkedIn: OFF-PAYROLL - LABOUR POLICY LEAK: They appear to now support the Off-Payroll
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    I didn't realise he played Fr. Mulcahy in the...

    I didn't realise he played Fr. Mulcahy in the M*A*S*H Film :(
  11. Christ is this still going on? I thought it would...

    Christ is this still going on? I thought it would have ended by now
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    Caroll Spinney: Sesame Street's Big Bird...

    Caroll Spinney: Sesame Street's Big Bird puppeteer dies

    Caroll Spinney: Sesame Street's Big Bird puppeteer dies - BBC News
  13. You can have it good, quick or cheap, pick any...

    You can have it good, quick or cheap, pick any two and only two!
  14. You will also regularly get tulip faced and...

    You will also regularly get tulip faced and provide countless entertainment for the contractors you work with while you fall in and out of love with a fellow cohort
  15. Stick it in the backlog

    Stick it in the backlog
  16. Skip University and go for an apprenticeship

    Skip University and go for an apprenticeship
  17. Labour Commit to scrapping April 2020 roll out of IR35 reforms to the private sector

    Dave Chaplin on LinkedIn: BREAKING NEWS: Labour Commit to scrapping April 2020 roll out of IR35 | 87 comments
  18. If we throw more men at it would we be able to...

    If we throw more men at it would we be able to finish sooner?
  19. Don't you just hate it when the guy before you...

    Don't you just hate it when the guy before you was sloppy
  20. I need to invoke my right of substitution!

    I need to invoke my right of substitution!
  21. That will be the next guys problem

    That will be the next guys problem
  22. I’m still waiting for the test results to come...

    I’m still waiting for the test results to come back clear
  23. It’s sloppy, but it’ll get the job done

    It’s sloppy, but it’ll get the job done
  24. Get out of the way, it will be quicker if I just...

    Get out of the way, it will be quicker if I just do it myself
  25. It’s just not working and I don’t know why!

    It’s just not working and I don’t know why!
  26. The back end is a mess!

    The back end is a mess!
  27. What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?

    Can we just automate it?
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    Sticky: I'm curious to see how covbob has managed 67...

    I'm curious to see how covbob has managed 67 non-TPD posts!
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    He's not a dead weight, he has the power to...

    He's not a dead weight, he has the power to decide what is discussed in parliament, so if he knows about IR35 and how it's impacting people he might be more inclined to agree to hear something.
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    Upgrading the storage on a Dell R710

    I have a home lab with a Dell R710 running ESXI (free), its not quite run out of storage but it's got to the stage where I need to think what I do next.

    Its got a PERC6/i raid controller and 6 x...
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    If it's because of sickness this will be "at...

    If it's because of sickness this will be "at fault" termination so notice is not needed.

    Did you work the period of the outstanding timesheet or were you sick?
  32. We've been expressively told there is no client...

    We've been expressively told there is no client furlough, I am off the usual two weeks
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
  34. Yep, happening to me on mobile Chrome too

    Yep, happening to me on mobile Chrome too
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    Seems to have deleted his tweet

    Seems to have deleted his tweet
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    Sticky: Fish pie

    Fish pie
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    One for the Code Monkeys here....

    my_first_calculator.py/my_first_calculator.py at master . AceLewis/my_first_calculator.py . GitHub
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    I'm toying between: Heritage Leather Men's...

    I'm toying between:

    Heritage Leather Men's Satchel Bag | Pad & Quill

    and

    Attache Mens Leather Laptop Bag | Pad & Quill
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    Start the kid young living off the government!

    Start the kid young living off the government!
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    So politician says exactly what the audience...

    So politician says exactly what the audience wants to hear?
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    I've got a Microsoft Advent calendar this year,...

    I've got a Microsoft Advent calendar this year, if you have too many Windows open at once it crashes for no reason
  42. Did you :) I got a few and must have forgotten...

    Did you :)

    I got a few and must have forgotten who was generous 😂
  43. Mebbe, but the Cisco kit has been rock solid and...

    Mebbe, but the Cisco kit has been rock solid and any hardware failures have been replaced no questions (I assume because they make the money on the licences)
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    Did you get both emails, one saying it processing...

    Did you get both emails, one saying it processing and one saying it's been accepted?
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    Curve Card to introduce 1.5% fee for HMRC...

    Curve Card to introduce 1.5% fee for HMRC payments
  46. bump NLUK did you end up reusing your kit?...

    bump

    NLUK did you end up reusing your kit? About to renew the licences for the kit I have so if anyone has a spare one in need of a home I'll take it off your hands :)
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    Gen 1 smart meters were stuck to one providers,...

    Gen 1 smart meters were stuck to one providers, the new Gen 2 I'm led to believe do not have the same restrictions.
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    It might take four weeks with release cycles etc,...

    It might take four weeks with release cycles etc, however it won't take 80 days worth of effort unless you are paying Accenture or the like!
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    Trade Union Rich List 2019 - TaxPayers' Alliance...

    Trade Union Rich List 2019 - TaxPayers' Alliance
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    Poll: And when push comes to shove do you want a man...

    And when push comes to shove do you want a man who will "fight" to keep the union (Scotland as well) or one who will surrender to the SF or SNP and back the breakup

    Broadly I'm a centrist, I like...
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