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  1. trying to find whose the daddY??

    trying to find whose the daddY??
  2. Thread: Same Old Twunts

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    he can't count that high!

    he can't count that high!
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    FTFY I'm assuming that was a Freudian slip?

    FTFY

    I'm assuming that was a Freudian slip?
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    Arf Arf....

    Arf Arf....
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    Sticky: tonight dinner was ham hock with potatoes & leeks...

    tonight dinner was ham hock with potatoes & leeks another masterpiece by your author.

    Miss V2 was sick so no chips.

    I was taxi driver tonight as usual. Miss V3 to swimming, she kicked ass! A...
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    faggots

    faggots
  7. its my GOTO

    its my GOTO
  8. I wanna flip your bits. Have you tried GIMP? ...

    I wanna flip your bits.

    Have you tried GIMP?

    we need to try it on the Bus
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    Benedictine

    Benedictine
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    Commander John Lorimer

    X-Men: Tributes to last survivor of midget submarine raid - BBC News



    Submariners in my experience are crazy but this was a special kind of crazy impressive.
  11. god I have to make the whole of Marketing & Sales...

    god I have to make the whole of Marketing & Sales happy :happy
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    but its a start!

    but its a start!
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    I get that too but when I ask them to double the...

    I get that too but when I ask them to double the rate so its near my minimum rate they go away :wink
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    shnow plowwww

    shnow plowwww
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    Bend

    Bend
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    Alton Towers Hotel, it has a pirate ship in...

    Alton Towers Hotel, it has a pirate ship in reception

    we had a spiff weekend getting rat arsed with disties basically 20 - 30 year old sales people playing bed hopping. great fun.
  17. hmmm why do I have this in my brain now? ...

    hmmm why do I have this in my brain now?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fw73dBJGss
  18. wait till the SNP get there..

    wait till the SNP get there..
  19. yeah Colonial atrocities explode myth of Dutch...

    yeah

    Colonial atrocities explode myth of Dutch tolerance | The Independent





    COMMENTARY: How bad, how cruel were Dutch to us? - Opinion - The Jakarta Post
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    Arse Froogville: Up yer bum!...

    Arse

    Froogville: Up yer bum!
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    Sticky: yet more sausage excitement tonight served with...

    yet more sausage excitement tonight served with new potatoes.

    As Morrisons had a glut of mushrooms & buttermilk I made mushroom soup to restock the freezer & scored some mackerel to make Kedgeree...
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    toffee

    toffee
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    Sticky: 8 apparently. Seems a reasonable trade! With...

    8 apparently.

    Seems a reasonable trade! With my teenage daughters and their attitude sometimes I think an old commer van without an MOT would be a fair swap.
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    Sticky: Spent the weekend fixing things A bust shower...

    Spent the weekend fixing things

    A bust shower (blocked filter/Pipe)

    Leaking water tank - insulation had moved and bent the outlet pipe.

    New telly on the wall in the playroom with a new fire...
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    aren't you worried its gone green? Yep...

    aren't you worried its gone green?




    Yep tree up this morning, more decorations tonight with wine.
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    Scarborough Fair

    Scarborough Fair
  27. Thread: London Bridge

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    maybe he wanted to invite the terrorist for tea?

    maybe he wanted to invite the terrorist for tea?
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    nah that's just a comment on the nasty little...

    nah that's just a comment on the nasty little rash NLyUK gave you!
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    You know it makes sense,,,

    You know it makes sense,,,
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    Support

    Support
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    Poll: you should be so lucky!

    you should be so lucky!
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    hey he ticks both boxes!

    hey he ticks both boxes!
  33. Thread: London Bridge

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    He probably wasn't a drug dealer.

    He probably wasn't a drug dealer.
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    Bra

    Bra
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    Radio

    Radio
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    I believe God doesn't exist! It is as valid as...

    I believe God doesn't exist! It is as valid as other people's belief in Sky Fairies.

    It is possible a 'God' does exist but its publicity firm on Earth has just got it wrong.
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    miaow :laugh

    miaow

    :laugh
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    You met Mrs MB? she makes Mrs Ass look attractive.

    You met Mrs MB? she makes Mrs Ass look attractive.
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    there are some depths even the brexit party won't...

    there are some depths even the brexit party won't sink to!
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    Poll: yep they won't want if you give your arse out...

    yep they won't want if you give your arse out every time..
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    Poll: hello darling fancy some of my platelets?:wink ...

    hello darling fancy some of my platelets?:wink

    yep its surprising how much an armful can do!

    come on boys slap it out on the table...
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    actually have a friend with a couple of...

    actually have a friend with a couple of statemented kids the wife does go with her to Legoland etc.

    Everyone is a winner baby.


    There but for the grace of deity go I.
  44. FTFY

    FTFY
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    Thomas

    Thomas
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    of course, plus sick days :happy

    of course, plus sick days :happy
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    yeah sorry about that :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

    yeah sorry about that :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh
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    Sticky: A mate did 45 minutes including half hour break...

    A mate did 45 minutes including half hour break at Maccy D's he was there shorter than the customers so 15 minutes to beat. No it wasn't Suity or Brillo's marriage.

    Hey if its diving like an over...
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    Sticky: :hug: Eating is actually driven a lot by...

    :hug:

    Eating is actually driven a lot by memories, maybe find something healthy she associates with memories?
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    Sticky: Ostrich steak, mushrooms & onion with a light...

    Ostrich steak, mushrooms & onion with a light American salad (chlorine washed).

    Washed down with a nice Cabernet.

    feeling mellow!
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