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  1. Thread: Dear AtW

    by MarillionFan
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    Dear AtW

    Thank you for writing to me recently about your problems and I will be happy to reply.

    Firstly, yes it is illegal to engage in any form of sexual activity with animals, it's known as bestiality....
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    Nice one AtW. It said it was already done in...

    Nice one AtW. It said it was already done in Europe. Even with Brexit I’m fairly sure the UK is in Europe unless we’ve been pushed out to see towards Canada.

    This was aimed at Americans
  3. I made a profit of around £50k during lockdown...

    I made a profit of around £50k during lockdown selling overpriced gloves, chalk, jigsaws and tat to idiots who spent too much time buying junk on Amazon Prime
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    I don’t agree with this point. By denying it your...

    I don’t agree with this point. By denying it your complicit.

    #blacklivesmatter
    #MeToo
    #MoreWokeThanYou

    Admin please ban this poster
  5. Humans are the real virus. Sooner someone gets a...

    Humans are the real virus. Sooner someone gets a jab for mankind the better
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    I chucked it in in October and became a full time...

    I chucked it in in October and became a full time Amazon seller, making around £10k a month, which is fine by me.
  7. Was straight out to pub on Saturday. You get an...

    Was straight out to pub on Saturday. You get an allocated table, so went for an all day bender.
    Massive session, ten pints, shots, got a lap dance off the girl on the next table but her husband...
  8. I was the top poster on the first forum. :/( I...

    I was the top poster on the first forum. :/(

    I remember those bunch of caravanning bastards who invaded the site, which funnily enough kicked off our yearly holiday invasion of other sites until...
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    Not seen that one but a good ‘un What’s that...

    Not seen that one but a good ‘un

    What’s that Nat? You want an apology. First rule of CUK is never apologise you perma offended woke liberal twat. The second rule of CUK is go in harder the 2nd...
  10. It's not as good as the forum before it.

    It's not as good as the forum before it.
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    There is no comparison AtW. Ebay is not Amazon....

    There is no comparison AtW. Ebay is not Amazon. Amazon is ££££££££££. IF You understand how it works. I am making more than I do contracting.
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    You cannot use the word 'black' anymore for any...

    You cannot use the word 'black' anymore for any connotation that is considered negative. The liberal woke twats will accept anythng to do with the Tory Party or anything anti-semitic

    So Jewlisted...
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    Amazon. It's like shooting fish in a barrel! But...

    Amazon. It's like shooting fish in a barrel! But no sooner have you shot all the fish, they throw another 100 in.

    If you're the type of person who buys on Amazon because you'll get it the next...
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    They can all fook off. I did't claim a penny over...

    They can all fook off. I did't claim a penny over this pandemic from anyone. Didnt need to. Loads of idiots paid £100 each for Dettol, Hand Sanitiser, Gloves and Jigsaw puzzles.
  15. Cheeky fecker. There's no need to worry, we'll...

    Cheeky fecker.

    There's no need to worry, we'll just feed it the rubbish off Bournemouth beach after all the Brummies have been there for a weekend. Sorted
  16. Well is it going to be the pissed twats in the...

    Well is it going to be the pissed twats in the pubs, the Students and BAME supporters of BLM protesters igrnoring social distancing, the joggers and cyclists who don't get the hang of moving aside,...
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    Paddy, One day. Casual racism.

    Didn't see it. But just thought I'd share this. It's quite apt for those Liberals who seem to get offended all the time these days.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5TVLEaqqdI

    Just wondering...
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    Im looking to buy some shop properties but the...

    Im looking to buy some shop properties but the prices are still SKY high. Hopefully when everyone loses their jobs in October and the economy collapses i'll be able to jump in and clean up on the...
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    This is getting silly. So are they going to...

    This is getting silly. So are they going to rename my local next? I enjoy a good pint at The Klansman.
  20. Well yeah, no discussion if it's our one....

    Well yeah, no discussion if it's our one. antisemitic racist
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    And FINALLY it's over. £12000 in legal fees,...

    And FINALLY it's over.

    £12000 in legal fees, another £10000 to spend as we got closer to Tribunal.
    The Local authority chose a school that was the wrong fit and we've been taken to a few weeks...
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    What about the Pyramids? They were built by...

    What about the Pyramids? They were built by slaves....
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    My accountant has been manic, and shes got all...

    My accountant has been manic, and shes got all her staff working
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    I cannot believe our police killed all these...

    I cannot believe our police killed all these black people in America. Something needs to be done.
  25. Sell Argos stuff on Amazon during a pandemic with...

    Sell Argos stuff on Amazon during a pandemic with delivery for 3x what you paid. That's filthy lucre. :smokin
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    He reminds me of Sasguru. Everyone is a cretin...

    He reminds me of Sasguru. Everyone is a cretin except him.
  27. Thread: 70% off

    by MarillionFan
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    Yes, the gloves went well, then the chalk. Chalk...

    Yes, the gloves went well, then the chalk. Chalk cost £3000, sold for £27000! Amazon took £15000 of that as it was a low cost item and the fulfillment costs were high. On pools now.

    Have already...
  28. Meteor tonight, make sure you're looking up, it's...

    Meteor tonight, make sure you're looking up, it's bound to be bright
  29. Thread: 70% off

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    Able to do it with Costco now. Only went in for...

    Able to do it with Costco now. Only went in for some cheese
    ...
  30. What could go wrong? Indeed.... ...

    What could go wrong? Indeed....


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7ynwAgQlDQ
  31. Sticky: Who's PC?

    Who's PC?
  32. Thread: 70% off

    by MarillionFan
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    Do you know you've got to move with the times and...

    Do you know you've got to move with the times and take advantages where they exist.

    On Sunday I noticed an item in Smyths Toys selling for £20 which was selling for £90 on Amazon. They had just...
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    Pair of c**ts. Imagine if there was eight of...

    Pair of c**ts. Imagine if there was eight of them! Octopussy!
  34. Thread: 70% off

    by MarillionFan
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    Kerchiing, Kerchiing, Kerchiing

    Kerchiing, Kerchiing, Kerchiing
  35. Thread: 70% off

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    As predicted. But not on here, on my Facebook...

    As predicted. But not on here, on my Facebook group.

    June onwards will be carnage on the high street. And perfect for us Amazon sellers.

    I am already on £42k worth of sales this month at 35%...
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    https://i.imgur.com/qMuWBUi.png

    https://i.imgur.com/qMuWBUi.png
  37. I reckon I’ve got a few weeks to shift it all....

    I reckon I’ve got a few weeks to shift it all. Once lockdown ends and the kids are back to school no chalk rainbows or hopscotch in the street :-)
  38. Do you like spaghetti?

    Do you like spaghetti?
  39. Chalk replaces Gloves as the New Sledges!

    Well having focused on being a full time Amazon seller this year, everybody is buying stuff online except sledges (which luckily I dont have)

    Just as the pandemic kicked off, Amazon stopped taking...
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    With the reports about ventiliators and the mucus...

    With the reports about ventiliators and the mucus covering the lungs, they have likened it to the bends or altitude sickness. So increased oxygen may be the answer. I wonder if those 'oxygen' bars...
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    And the average number of legs for humanity is

    And the average number of legs for humanity is <2
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    OH. FFS. Is this you trying to get 4 people out...

    OH. FFS. Is this you trying to get 4 people out of a 1000 to send out one of your chainmails on Facebook again (otherwise they die). It aint going to happen, you only have 20 Facebook friends and...
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    Poll: I think you'll find that you're a wimp. So let...

    I think you'll find that you're a wimp.

    So let me see. I dont have any real underlying health issues. I'm overweight, I drink, I exercise a little but not enough.
    I don't really get ill, as the...
  44. Plus Germany gassed all of the weak / infirm /...

    Plus Germany gassed all of the weak / infirm / disabled during the 2nd world war so have a different population mix. Harsh. But true.
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    Feckers banned me. They can drown.

    Feckers banned me. They can drown.
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    Dear posters having made a fortune in advertising...

    Dear posters having made a fortune in advertising for years I have recently realised that £30000 holidays each year, a brand new car every six months and mortgage payments on my holiday home are...
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    Are you really sure? Darth Admin has a master you...

    Are you really sure? Darth Admin has a master you know...
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    You want spice, I've got spice.:moon:

    You want spice, I've got spice.:moon:
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    Actually I think you'll find stats are showing...

    Actually I think you'll find stats are showing you're more likely to get it if your Black or Asian. White privilege wins again.
  50. Good man. Liverpool and Weatherspoons need...

    Good man. Liverpool and Weatherspoons need someone to pay their staff while they take furlough and line their pockets.
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