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  1. "Contributes to the safety of the UK" would be...

    "Contributes to the safety of the UK" would be more accurate. But I'm surprised you have to ask - or is that a fetching tin-foil hat you're wearing?
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    Funny video ok? ...

    Funny video ok?


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j006TZGrwW4
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    Aw, bless. I'm coming to London from...

    Aw, bless.


    I'm coming to London from Yorkshire on the 31st October any referendum run again is the spark to a civil war and we wont abide by the Geneva convention we are not troops just...
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    TFA. My son, his wife and the sprog came back...

    TFA.

    My son, his wife and the sprog came back yesterday from three weeks touring Scotland. They are come over tonight, bringing whisky and haggis. But we're having raclette at my Swiss...
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    If there isn't brown sauce, I'm cancelling my...

    If there isn't brown sauce, I'm cancelling my flights.
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    Poll: Too close to call. I watch with :popcorn:

    Too close to call. I watch with :popcorn:
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    I'm not sure, but I think the Speaker gets the...

    I'm not sure, but I think the Speaker gets the casting vote. :rollin::rollin::rollin:
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    Not if they're on fire.

    Not if they're on fire.
  9. FTFTFY

    FTFY[/QUOTE]FTFTFY
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    It's definitely an upside for most of us I think.

    It's definitely an upside for most of us I think.
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    Admin of the Brexit Party Supporters group It's...

    Admin of the Brexit Party Supporters group It's nice to see a bit of true belief.

    I have said before no polls as this is a leave group so pointless and most of them are rigged by remainers
    ...
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    They should be queueing up to volunteer.

    They should be queueing up to volunteer.
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    Nope. The Benn Act specifically says that Bojo...

    Nope. The Benn Act specifically says that Bojo must ask for an extension if the HoC do not vote in favour of his deal.
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    This is more serious than I thought. Won't...

    This is more serious than I thought. Won't someone think of the children?

    Yes, global warming is happening, yes it's going to cause problems, no, enough is probably not being done. No, the world...
  15. Thread: Tw*T

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    Then no Disability Benefit for you!

    Then no Disability Benefit for you!
  16. Just one. Government incompetence.

    Just one. Government incompetence.
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    Following the EU invasion, post Brexit, a letter...

    Following the EU invasion, post Brexit, a letter from our own correspondent, on the subject of gratitude.

    I'm filled with gratitude for the fighting spirit of the Yorkshire Republican Army, who...
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    Yeah. My parents used to argue this too. Yes....

    Yeah. My parents used to argue this too. Yes. Back in the 50s and 60s it was all just pop music. Now the meaning has drifted to indicate a particular type of music that's popular. Get with the kids,...
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    In Switzerland you can keep you mortgage going so...

    In Switzerland you can keep you mortgage going so long as your income allows, right up to death. If your heirs can pay the mortgage, then they can just keep going. It's unwise to pay off all your...
  20. Did something similar once. Developed an...

    Did something similar once. Developed an application for a share of the sales profits (so, (price - salesman's commission) * x%). for five years Bit of a punt - wasn't expecting it to pan out, but I...
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    :yay: :rollin: Also, what Fidot said. New...

    :yay: :rollin:

    Also, what Fidot said. New contract to do the training.
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    Bit of a boom

    Re-org at client means that although my contract runs until end of the year, there's not much work to do (all new work is supposed to go through Accidenture :puke:). That's ok, because I made my...
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    If the mp’s continue to undermine democracy, I...

    If the mp’s continue to undermine democracy, I think the only way we the majority will make them listen is to hit them where it hurts... in the wallet! If 17.4 million people stopped paying council...
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    Well, he claims he has B1 German. Another fantasy...

    Well, he claims he has B1 German. Another fantasy I guess.
    Be fair, it's extremely hard to tell the difference between your normal stupidity and when you're putting it on.
  25. Theft. Not surprised. It is not lawful to...

    Theft.

    Not surprised. It is not lawful to offset one payment against another without agreement of the creditor. If they really owed you the money, then your accountant could have got it back for...
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    Which literally means "Am I a citizen now?", with...

    Which literally means "Am I a citizen now?", with a hint of the feminine. Sometimes the verb does come first in statements, but only in the second phrase.

    Correct German would be: Ich bin jetzt...
  27. You pay them back the money that's owed, less...

    You pay them back the money that's owed, less your costs. So they paid you £74,000. Of which £7,400 is yours, the rest belongs to them. Overpayment is £66,600. You transfer that back to their account...
  28. In some countries, dividends are taxable as...

    In some countries, dividends are taxable as income. So you may have to pay tax in your country of residence. See here for example: How does it work with taxes already paid in UK? - English Forum...
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    Poll: No excuse. It's fun to explore the barbarian...

    No excuse. It's fun to explore the barbarian hinterlands once in a while. I'm going and it's the wrong side of t'Pennines.
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    According to The Brexit Party UK Supporters FB...

    According to The Brexit Party UK Supporters FB group, the majority of British people want a no-deal Brexit.
  31. Just send them a bottle of meths.

    Just send them a bottle of meths.
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    It's looking to be warm and sunny. I'll work in...

    It's looking to be warm and sunny. I'll work in the garden, planting some more hedge plants to replace those that didn't make it through the drought. Then down south to visits some friends and go to...
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    Poll: So, I shouldn't wear a suit. OK... ...

    So, I shouldn't wear a suit. OK...

    https://i.imgflip.com/1vd9b0.jpg
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    The Invisible Library, by Genevieve Cogman....

    The Invisible Library, by Genevieve Cogman. Victoriana/fantasy/magic/adventure. The hero is a woman who spies for the Library, but generally would rather read a good book.
  35. Certainly some remainers are in it only for the...

    Certainly some remainers are in it only for the sport of winding up Brexiters. Not that they need remainer help for that, reading some of the Brexit supporting facebook groups. They seem to get all...
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    Sorry I didn't take down the video earlier. I saw...

    Sorry I didn't take down the video earlier. I saw it, and started dealing with it, but then got called away to do some work. ;)
    Good. My daughter went on a course where there was a transwoman. This...
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    Poll: Yes. But they're secret, so we're not telling you.

    Yes. But they're secret, so we're not telling you.
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    Is this really the most recent Currently Reading...

    Is this really the most recent Currently Reading thread?

    Three Body Problem, by Liu Cixin - seriously hard science fiction, set in China.
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    FWIW, I know quite a few aspergic, and quite a...

    FWIW, I know quite a few aspergic, and quite a few "non-alpha" males who've made perfectly adequate relationships.
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    One of the reasons I considered his remark...

    One of the reasons I considered his remark misogynistic. :D

    Oh, and how about something like: ...
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    A graph representing his brain activity. Mostly...

    A graph representing his brain activity. Mostly at zero.
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    Sticky: Pscont. 3 days. Reason? I felt lenient today...

    Pscont. 3 days. Reason? I felt lenient today after a bucks fizz and avoiding MF in the first class lounge.
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    Why is who still here? 😁

    Why is who still here? 😁
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    From a Brexit Party group (excessive profanity...

    From a Brexit Party group (excessive profanity redacted)

    Poster A- The EU was founded by the Nazis and are all Nazis.
    Poster B- Bastards
    Poster A- They should negoiate and make conceshuns...
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    An excellent plan with no drawbacks! Thank you...

    An excellent plan with no drawbacks! Thank you sir for the suggestion. :D
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    Flight delayed.

    Sitting in the airport, having gut up far too early. Flight delayed... And the coffee place is playing I Don't Like Mondays.

    I think they're taking the piss.
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    It's just poetic, lyrical expression. For the...

    It's just poetic, lyrical expression. For the benefit of the living. As funerals should be, in my view, since, as you say - the dead are gone.

    btw - sorry for your losses.
  48. Thread: Economics

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    Not sure how you draw that conclusion from the...

    Not sure how you draw that conclusion from the figures, but then True Believers are rarely swayed by unimportant things like facts.
    Hmm. You know the plural of "anecdote" is not "data". Perhaps you...
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    Technically true, but in 20 years of crossing...

    Technically true, but in 20 years of crossing hard borders, and being stopped by customs for inspection every now and then, I've never had a problem.
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    Mmm... looks like you'll have to wait. (Unless...

    Mmm... looks like you'll have to wait. (Unless there's something that applies from being opted in). The way to have prevented this from happening before this state was reached is to credit check the...
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