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  1. To be fair, have any of use seen any videos of...

    To be fair, have any of use seen any videos of people in hospitals?

    If it was Africa with starving children we'd have Lenny Henry down there and that token white girl who David Lammy doesn't like...
  2. You still hanging around Hampstead Heath AtW and...

    You still hanging around Hampstead Heath AtW and asking strangers to take a trip to Uranus?
  3. Thread: Baby-boom

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    Shut it 50 Year old Virgin!

    Shut it 50 Year old Virgin!
  4. Thread: Baby-boom

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    Congrats. Making me start to fell old now though.

    Congrats. Making me start to fell old now though.
  5. What you talking about Willis! Nobody paying me...

    What you talking about Willis! Nobody paying me furlough!

    https://i.imgflip.com/4tp0kt.jpg
  6. Scores on the doors. £500k/£110k for last year. ...

    Scores on the doors. £500k/£110k for last year.

    Up 2x so far this year.
  7. GET IN THERE MY SON!!!! No Click and Collect...

    GET IN THERE MY SON!!!!

    No Click and Collect Toys! They'll have to buy from Amazon at inflated prices
    https://i.imgflip.com/4toutd.jpg! :yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:
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    No. I saw a car accident, someone was hurt....

    No. I saw a car accident, someone was hurt. Always cheers me up.
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    Hey Brillo! Did you find your password sheet! LOL

    Hey Brillo! Did you find your password sheet! LOL
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    "Fake News! Fakes News The People love me!...

    "Fake News! Fakes News

    The People love me! They turned up for Bidens inauguration and cheered Me! Not you!
    Big Chief Pocahontas Loves me. He also loves Nancy's chair. No bad people died, only...
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    It's been a while since you saw Mordy! Vetran!...

    It's been a while since you saw Mordy!

    Vetran! Who you calling fat!...
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    I would agree. It’s looks like it’s my a fault...

    I would agree. It’s looks like it’s my a fault for not being Around and the standards have dropped and the Suity’s have risen.

    i May have to dust off my cage fighting shorts
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    Abusive posts????

    Where? What? When? How?

    Do you want me to come back full-time?:ladybags::smokin:smokin:smokin:smokin:smokin
  14. And I remember when he was just trying to sell...

    And I remember when he was just trying to sell over priced Accountancy. Now look at him! Trying to sell over Priced Ideas!
  15. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnzo9qXLFUo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnzo9qXLFUo
  16. He;s called Trump out. Bit slow though.

    He;s called Trump out. Bit slow though.
  17. https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p180...

    https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p180x540/136646160_10224217386806208_1864672458451913442_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=2&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=qj6pnxnn-xwAX87t5DB&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&tp=6...
  18. It's not Nancy is it? So much for the World...

    It's not Nancy is it?

    So much for the World foremost Democracy!
  19. I have 500,000 litres of Polish Vodka mixed with...

    I have 500,000 litres of Polish Vodka mixed with antifreeze. I think I can barter.

    Всего 5 фунтов за бутылку. Очень хорошо
  20. Putin and Trump to take over the world. Both a...

    Putin and Trump to take over the world. Both a pair of dodgy commies!
  21. When are the National Guard arriving! Gonna kick...

    When are the National Guard arriving! Gonna kick off.
  22. Bollocks. Who do you think is selling the tear...

    Bollocks. Who do you think is selling the tear gas!
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    It;s just an extra £4 a go (but that includes...

    It;s just an extra £4 a go (but that includes postage of course).

    How about this....for 2x plus. £16 on the shelf in tesco, £34 on Amazon.

    Horrible Histories 7305 Board Game: Amazon.co.uk:...
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    Not on Amazon :-) I have the sole exclusivity to...

    Not on Amazon :-) I have the sole exclusivity to sell this on Amazon. When it went on telly, £60000 sold the next day :-) Supplier has run out but I still have £20k worth.

    You can find on Amazon....
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    Pillows this time! Pillowfight Warriors | Home...

    Pillows this time!

    Pillowfight Warriors | Home
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    Wow! You guys have far too much time on your hands

    Wow! You guys have far too much time on your hands
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    Thank god it’s just this. I thought they were...

    Thank god it’s just this. I thought they were going to ask Amazon sellers for some more tax. Phew
  28. Thread: DOOM: CGT

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    Basically Rishi is coming for me. I know it. ...

    Basically Rishi is coming for me. I know it.

    No worries. Grassy Knoll planned...
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    When you play on someone elses playground, with...

    When you play on someone elses playground, with their ball, their referee, their linesman, their supporters, and the fact if they're losing they'll give the ball to the crowd for free, you quickly...
  30. If you just quoted the last 25 years of posts...

    If you just quoted the last 25 years of posts you've done instead of creating a new one each time, we'd still be looking at the ones from 1996!

    DOOMED! I TELL YA! DOOMED!

    You ever get that...
  31. "by coco chantelle Okay girls, perhaps I got...

    "by coco chantelle
    Okay girls,
    perhaps I got off on the wrong foot yesterday, but by way of making amends I am going to share a simple wholesome recipe with you all today. It was remiss of me to...
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    Antisocial, Antisemitic and antipersiprant. Yep...

    Antisocial, Antisemitic and antipersiprant. Yep makes sense.
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    Doom : Dr Doom!

    Stop using My Name or the Squirrels get it! ...
  34. https://imgflip.com/i/4ixvvyhttps://imgflip.com/i/...

    https://imgflip.com/i/4ixvvyhttps://imgflip.com/i/4ixvvyhttps://i.imgflip.com/4ixvvy.jpg
  35. No it's convenience. Next day delivery,...

    No it's convenience.

    Next day delivery, bundled sent to you home. A lot of them are sent as gifts. A lot go abroard, most are people who went to the shop and couldnt find any.

    Take Chocolate...
  36. Oh! Jacko! You wouldn't believe me if I told you...

    Oh! Jacko! You wouldn't believe me if I told you how you can make money online by making things or bundling them.

    I now run a small Facebook group where we tip each other about deals in stores,...
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    Bloody Hell, it's bad enough bringing back Zombie...

    Bloody Hell, it's bad enough bringing back Zombie posts, but finding an article from 20 years ago and posting it! Talk about living in the past. (Jethro Tull ;-)
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    Pulled him out of school and self taught him...

    Pulled him out of school and self taught him yesterday after a terrible Monday.

    We now believe he is whats known as PDA (Pathological Demand Avoidance) . You can't give a direct request to him...
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    I've been working my arse off I'll have you know....

    I've been working my arse off I'll have you know. Those £50 bottles of Dettol didn't send themselves.
  40. You're gut is six foot lying down isnt it?

    You're gut is six foot lying down isnt it?
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    Should have been an employee. Could have sat on...

    Should have been an employee. Could have sat on my arse for the last 201 days getting paid to go cycling, or masturbating like a chimp
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    This makes me want to puke!

    Coronavirus: We won'''t surrender North to hardship, mayor vows - BBC News

    FFS! Everyone else is trying to work their arses off, while some get to stay at home, not pay for transport, not have to...
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    You nicked the entire development teams test rig...

    You nicked the entire development teams test rig the day before a major presentation you douche.

    Anger issues? Don’t think I was the one who rugby tackled a small blind gypsy beggar girl in the...
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    covid. Of course they didn’t.

    covid. Of course they didn’t.
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    "So after what 8 years, we have a proper school...

    "So after what 8 years, we have a proper school for my son. Thank **** for that."

    Spoke to soon. And he's out of school again. Kicked out of his new special school which supposedly doesnt kick...
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    I used to be a long time contractor. Then I...

    I used to be a long time contractor. Then I became a successful corporate ladder climber. Then I did a little more contracting, and then decided it wasnt for me anymore and became a successful...
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    honestly I thought they were all remainders...

    honestly I thought they were all remainders having the paddies
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    yes. It’s called mass unemployment. Millennials....

    yes. It’s called mass unemployment. Millennials. **** ‘em
  49. I had and sold a load of my book shares years and...

    I had and sold a load of my book shares years and years ago. Stupid idea selling books online. Whatever happened to Amazon?
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    I have no plans to stay inside. How about...

    I have no plans to stay inside. How about teaching the youngsters to socially distance and stop packing into pubs.
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