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  1. Poll: Wishful thinking, sadly...

    Wishful thinking, sadly...
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    That's a red line which no-one wants to cross...

    That's a red line which no-one wants to cross...
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    Or Wikipedia is wrong. :eek

    Or Wikipedia is wrong. :eek
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    Poll: Some of the ten-year-old threads are better than...

    Some of the ten-year-old threads are better than those from recent times. A bit like real-life imitating whisky, or something...
  5. Best of luck getting that law overturned.

    Best of luck getting that law overturned.
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    Save gin, bath with a friend. No, that's not...

    Save gin, bath with a friend. No, that's not right, is it...:igmc:
  7. Thread: U2

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    Or indeed, Gary Powers...? :wink

    Or indeed, Gary Powers...? :wink
  8. To be fair, Russia Today are more likely to be...

    To be fair, Russia Today are more likely to be crapping themselves over potentially lost ratings than the BBC, and for the record I don't think you're an audience target. At least not while...
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    That might have been humerous, but for some facts...

    That might have been humerous, but for some facts which are unfortunately bollocks:
    Paul Manafort (no, me neither) born April 1st 1949
    Mitch McConnell (ditto) born February 20th 1942
    Donald J...
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    Christ, I read that as 'felching' the first time....

    Christ, I read that as 'felching' the first time. My eyes are about to be a year older, so I'm blaming time. :suicide:
  11. Thread: More Darwinism

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    I'm saying I missed the 'fun'. It happened to be...

    I'm saying I missed the 'fun'. It happened to be on my way back to Waterloo following a nice birthday weekend lunch and a stroll through Soho.
    And I didn't have a placard :winker:
  12. Poll: There is currently no accepted gender pronoun for...

    There is currently no accepted gender pronoun for soup. In evolutionary terms, it's quite an omission, but then soup is only ever 'of the day'...
  13. Thread: More Darwinism

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    There weren't 15000 when I walked through there...

    There weren't 15000 when I walked through there about 4.30pm. No more than a few hundred, at best. And they weren't in the Square itself, they were in one of the side streets, almost outnumbered by...
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    Which is when I'll be deleting the app. What is...

    Which is when I'll be deleting the app. What is the point of a tracing app which doesn't actually trace your whereabouts?
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    You're just pissed off because you were piss poor...

    You're just pissed off because you were piss poor colonial oppressors. What did you end up with, a couple of Caribbean Islands nobody gives a toss about. To be fair, you were always at a...
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    Crikey, is it May already? I was distracted by...

    Crikey, is it May already? I was distracted by Easter being cancelled.
  17. Thread: Hancock not

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    That's an EU directive, from Jan 1st you're Okay....

    That's an EU directive, from Jan 1st you're Okay. :winker:
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    The Wimbledon manager from the 80's. Oh, that was...

    The Wimbledon manager from the 80's. Oh, that was Dave Bassett.
  19. Thread: Yuck

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    Many years ago, my brother went to Goa, and saw...

    Many years ago, my brother went to Goa, and saw children pulling used condoms out of raw sewage so they could be rinsed (in presumably dirty water) and resold. I'd like to see the public health...
  20. Thread: Galileo

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    Now's your chance to come back and save us...

    Now's your chance to come back and save us Scooty. What could possibly go wrong...?
  21. Thread: Brexit boost

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    As long as we get to keep most of the fit ones, I...

    As long as we get to keep most of the fit ones, I don't give two turds what you think. :smokin
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    Have you asked an accountant?

    Have you asked an accountant?
  23. Thread: Brexit boost

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    If there are there 'hundreds of Irish weather...

    If there are there 'hundreds of Irish weather forecasters'*, will they all have to do two jobs? It's not much of a 'boost' otherwise.

    *There's a joke in there somewhere :igmc:
  24. Where do you get that from? The bloke that runs...

    Where do you get that from? The bloke that runs it supported Brexit, ergo everyone who goes there is a knuckle-dragging racist? It's as likely to be full of students as anyone else, given that their...
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    106 years ago. I like to think we've moved on a...

    106 years ago. I like to think we've moved on a bit since then, but since progress has brought us Twatter and Facepalm, I seriously doubt it...

    :facepalm:
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    Showing your age there. Try asking for those in...

    Showing your age there. Try asking for those in the local Tescos, and see where it gets you...:smokin
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    Strings were certainly pulled, through Herbert...

    Strings were certainly pulled, through Herbert Chapmans friendship with Herbert Morrison (then Labour transport minister, and incidentally the grandfather of one Peter Mandelson) but whether any...
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    Old news, it's already happened. Gillespie Road,...

    Old news, it's already happened. Gillespie Road, for example: Arsenal tube station - Wikipedia
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    Are you referring to the PM or to yourself?

    Are you referring to the PM or to yourself?
  30. Sticky: Have you still got Mezut Ozil in your team? I've...

    Have you still got Mezut Ozil in your team? I've got some top-secret inside info for you, he won't be scoring you any points any time soon. :wink
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    An 'ex-pat' means your native country would...

    An 'ex-pat' means your native country would happily have you back, an 'immigrant' means your adopted country is willing to let you stay permanently. One could of course fit into neither category...
    ...
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    One of the best Bond villains (sadly he got one...

    One of the best Bond villains (sadly he got one of the worst Bond films) and also very good in Ronin. RIP. :frown
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    Finally, some good news...:wink

    Finally, some good news...:wink
  34. Thread: Meat

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    Only on this forum could a thread entitled 'meat'...

    Only on this forum could a thread entitled 'meat' become a thread about 'fish'...

    :tumble:
  35. They did that, in the 90's. I spent some time...

    They did that, in the 90's. I spent some time there around the time they went into administration, and became Network Rail, and they were burning money back then. They had suppliers who were...
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    I thought you had a UK address - just use that if...

    I thought you had a UK address - just use that if you're worried. Or you could just get a German account, assuming you don't already have one. HSBC, Santander and Natwest are not (currently) planning...
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    The timing suggests it has more to do with...

    The timing suggests it has more to do with schools and universities re-opening. Pubs have been open since July, and there's a spike now, about 3 weeks after the schools went back. Coincidence...?
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    Something we're never likely to hear said of her...

    Something we're never likely to hear said of her replacement...
  39. Thread: Elizabexit

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    The trademark's yours...:yay:

    The trademark's yours...:yay:
  40. Thread: Meat

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    You know the reason for that is that they...

    You know the reason for that is that they incurred disproportionate costs of meeting EU regulations relative to any subsidies they received (or, in many cases, didn't). UK consumers could well...
  41. Thread: Meat

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    Bit tricky, since we're not Americans...

    Bit tricky, since we're not Americans...
  42. Thread: Trade Talks

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    Probably nicked from roughly the same source as:...

    Probably nicked from roughly the same source as:

    Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
    Hell...
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    No wonder he's so f**king miserable. They're not...

    No wonder he's so f**king miserable. They're not supposed to be taken orally...

    :frown
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    You live in Germany, so that's already a fairly...

    You live in Germany, so that's already a fairly low bar...
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    With f**k-all between them? :wink

    With f**k-all between them? :wink
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    I don't think anyone's going anywhere next year....

    I don't think anyone's going anywhere next year. Unless you don't mind spending 2 weeks in quarantine at either end...:frown
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    Nice use of ironic antisemitism.

    Nice use of ironic antisemitism.
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    Racist...

    Racist...
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    Seriously mate, there's no danger of that...

    Seriously mate, there's no danger of that...
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    Are you taking your medication...?

    Are you taking your medication...?
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