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    He's just caricaturing Trump

    He's just caricaturing Trump
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    Don't know how anyone can work in Lush, it stinks

    Don't know how anyone can work in Lush, it stinks
  5. Thread: Boot Camps

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    Boot Camps

    Major expansion of post-18 education and training to level up and prepare workers for post-COVID economy - GOV.UK
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    Well he is a big fan of Trump and you know what...

    Well he is a big fan of Trump and you know what they say:

    “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.”
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    We used to go and catch these as kids: Rinkhals -...

    We used to go and catch these as kids: Rinkhals - Wikipedia armed only with a V stick, a sack and goggles. Once caught we used to sell them to the local snake farm for the milking of their venom.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJhBwbwSRBM&ab_chan...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJhBwbwSRBM&ab_channel=MSNBC
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    How Trump Masks His Incoherence - The Atlantic...

    How Trump Masks His Incoherence - The Atlantic
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iq2wVItKGc&ab_chan...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iq2wVItKGc&ab_channel=DavidPakmanShow
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    This begs the question, why would someone be...

    This begs the question, why would someone be travelling from outside the UK to put in a tender for the UK lottery?
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    Biden Was Looking at a TV Screen, Not a...

    Biden Was Looking at a TV Screen, Not a Teleprompter - FactCheck.org

    Fact check: Trump campaign runs ad falsely accusing Biden of using teleprompter on James Corden's show - CNNPolitics

    Trump...
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    Wasn't the UK in the EU during those 13 years or...

    Wasn't the UK in the EU during those 13 years or are you really that old and were contracting prior to the UK joining :happy
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    A lot of his property empire is mortgaged to the...

    A lot of his property empire is mortgaged to the hilt and if the economy shrinks any lower, he'll take a massive hit. He also license his name for quite a few of the buildings where you might see the...
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    Are you sure that's Lamb Chop and not Sweep?

    Are you sure that's Lamb Chop and not Sweep?
  16. Thread: $750

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    That's why he went bankrupt previously and said...

    That's why he went bankrupt previously and said he wished he had never done this, only he's gone ahead and done it again
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    You could always go for a lock in: (paywall)...

    You could always go for a lock in: (paywall) Parliament’s bars exempt from 10pm coronavirus curfew | News | The Times
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    I'm working on my QAnon membership application...

    I'm working on my QAnon membership application and by the looks of it, it's going well...You want to see the tulip that is flying around Gab and Telegram over this, it's brilliant
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    Nope, you post about shagging other people's...

    Nope, you post about shagging other people's mothers...
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    You sure about that? ...

    You sure about that?


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuUfRMQFO6U&ab_channel=patrickchervoni
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    Well he's obviously been drinking the water...

    Well he's obviously been drinking the water...
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    So you admit to wearing a ballerina tutu, well...

    So you admit to wearing a ballerina tutu, well done for coming out...
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    “(Catholic judges) are obliged by oath,...

    “(Catholic judges) are obliged by oath, professional commitment, and the demands of citizenship to enforce the death penalty. They are also obliged to adhere to their church’s teaching on moral...
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    Why are you commenting on South Texas when you...

    Why are you commenting on South Texas when you don't live there?
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    Maybe it's a good idea not to live where you live...

    Maybe it's a good idea not to live where you live otherwise I'd also be a complete and total arsehole. Is it something in the water or just too much meths? For all you know, maybe I do live in the UK...
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    As br14 seems a bit dim this morning, obviously...

    As br14 seems a bit dim this morning, obviously the prayers haven't worked:

    Use the COVID-19 Exposure Notifications System on your Android phone - Android Help

    Answering your questions on...
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    Do know know what you type or is it just...

    Do know know what you type or is it just gibberish? Bit early in the day to start on the Buckie isn't it?
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    If it uses the Android Covid API it also doesn't...

    If it uses the Android Covid API it also doesn't work on various Huawei phones but that is true for any country that uses this API...Luckily I just upgraded to a new Samsung
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    Logic is not these people's strong point. Just...

    Logic is not these people's strong point.

    Just down from my office is a clinic which provides these services and these people stand outside all day, every day:

    Bishop Burbidge leads prayer...
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    Some more bollocks: ...

    Some more bollocks:
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    For a full list of all of the maladies that beset...

    For a full list of all of the maladies that beset men as they age, just watch the pharmaceutical commercials during the evening news: Acid reflux. Joint pain. Erectile dysfunction. Frequent...
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    World beating eh? I wonder what world the Tories...

    World beating eh? I wonder what world the Tories are talking about

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    Triggered ALM time again Sent from my 5g...

    Triggered ALM time again

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    What has been happening

    10. June 16, 2020: 'I talked to Marcus Rashford earlier today to congratulate him on his campaign, which to be honest I only became aware of very recently – well, today.'


    For more than 24 hours,...
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    I'll put a care package together for you, you...

    I'll put a care package together for you, you little snowflake
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    This is one strange shooting and sorry for the...

    This is one strange shooting and sorry for the officer who was shot, apparently just about to retire however there seems to be some important questions to be asked:

    - he was searched away from the...
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    You must hate Johnson and Trump then Sent from...

    You must hate Johnson and Trump then

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    You really are a ******* moron sometimes, where...

    You really are a ******* moron sometimes, where was I slagging off the UK in this thread?
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    She's a successful woman...

    She's a successful woman...
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    Well that's the Daily Fail for you although I...

    Well that's the Daily Fail for you although I think they mean that you can travel to Portugal but need to quarantine when you get back. The countries in green, you don't need to quarantine when you...
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    Croydon - iLiveHere - Britain's worst places to...

    Croydon - iLiveHere - Britain's worst places to live

    Went for an interview in East Croydon once (early 80's) thought it was a bit boring and didn't take the job anyway
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    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/09/25/03/3360037...

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    What about an Intercity train then?

    What about an Intercity train then?
  45. Thread: Ocado

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    It's a sexist organisation: When will a...

    It's a sexist organisation:



    When will a man take the same route as this woman: Garrick Club faces legal battle over '''gentleman-only policy''' - BBC News
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    So what a bus or a shop or anywhere else there...

    So what a bus or a shop or anywhere else there are people, shouldn't they then have QR codes?

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  47. Thread: Yuck

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    Yuck

    Gives a new dimension to 'sloppy seconds': Police confiscate 345,000 recycled condoms in Vietnam | Vietnam | The Guardian
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    Isn't that what the app without checking does...

    Isn't that what the app without checking does anyway? If you're in close proximity to someone then you'll get notified, there is no need for it to know the name of the pub you were in. Now, if you...
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    As far as I can see, all the other ones require...

    As far as I can see, all the other ones require the same level of OS'es to run on and I suspect that is due to the API from Apple and Google to allow the app to run. The main downside I can see to...
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    Got a load of them out the back :-)

    Got a load of them out the back :-)
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