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  1. Poll: OK, I've stuffed the ballot box in favour of...

    OK, I've stuffed the ballot box in favour of "Londonpm1 to make cuk great again by actually leaving.". So will you go now? :ohwell
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    Well you should have said so then...

    Well you should have said so then. But with Covid-19 and the current omnishambles, I think it was worth reposting.
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    I think you'll find the author is living in the...

    I think you'll find the author is living in the occupied territory.
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    Probably not sufficient. If they find out they'll...

    Probably not sufficient. If they find out they'll declare you not insured.
  5. Poll: Live fats and die. Yo gnu.

    Live fats and die. Yo gnu.
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    Perhaps try an Italian provider?

    Perhaps try an Italian provider?
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    :rollin: I keep coming back for laughs like this....

    :rollin: I keep coming back for laughs like this. Keep 'em coming.
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    That's a disgrace! What about the Swiss? :mad:

    That's a disgrace! What about the Swiss? :mad:
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    And here's Lamb Chop naked. ...

    And here's Lamb Chop naked.

    https://e7.pngegg.com/pngimages/974/845/png-clipart-human-s-right-hand-thumb-woman-hand-apricot-people-arm-thumbnail.png
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    It was beer they drank instead of water, wasn't...

    It was beer they drank instead of water, wasn't it?
  11. They live in Spain. How are they not getting...

    They live in Spain. How are they not getting enough vit D via sunlight? Although calcium deficiency affects vit-d uptake.
  12. Sticky: And duly dealt with.

    And duly dealt with.
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    She is against both. The point is the lefties are...

    She is against both. The point is the lefties are only getting upset about the former and conveniently ignoring the latter. So, on the one hand, she'll probably tend to measures that tighten...
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    She's (predictably) anti-abortion. This, some...

    She's (predictably) anti-abortion. This, some feel, puts here beyond the pale, even though she says she doesn't let personal opinion rule in the courts. But they don't say anything about her being...
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    There's a documentary on Netflix about...

    There's a documentary on Netflix about flat-earthers. I think it could also explain the "covid-19" is a myth conspiracy theorist. But at least the flat-earthers are fairly harmless (to others).
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    A year or so from now...

    November 2021

    Well, that was a bit of a turnaround last night, wasn't it? I don't think Boris was expecting that! I wonder how long the expeditionary force is expected to stay. I heard that they...
  17. First, we eat the vegetarians.

    First, we eat the vegetarians.
  18. Thread: Yuck

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    #sterile #monogamous What are condoms for?

    #sterile #monogamous

    What are condoms for?
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    I don't live in the UK. I'm quite happy.

    I don't live in the UK. I'm quite happy.
  20. BT...

    BT will give your agency notice on your contract. A new contract will be offered at 80% of the original rate. Yes, you can decline it and find work elsewhere.

    Funnily enough when my long term...
  21. Thread: FLOPM1

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    When the masochist asked the sadist to harm him,...

    When the masochist asked the sadist to harm him, the sadist said no. Since it pisses you lot off as well, I can't see any reason... ;)
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    Yes. And anyone :ladybags: too much will find...

    Yes. And anyone :ladybags: too much will find their posts removed.

    I just find it wonderful. Some of us have been through serious personal crises. And yet... still here. :D
  23. Thread: FLOPM1

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    Or you could just not post anymore. I know which...

    Or you could just not post anymore. I know which is less work for me. Please, just exercise some self-control.
  24. Thread: Furlough

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    Yeah, great. Free money. Coming from your taxes...

    Yeah, great. Free money. Coming from your taxes...
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    Or it could be they didn't want to risk a...

    Or it could be they didn't want to risk a precedent being set. Even if you've a great case, it can be cheaper to settle. The law is not usually black and white.
  26. Thread: FLOPM1

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    :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

    :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
  27. Isn't that just MF?

    Isn't that just MF?
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    No. A piglet. Quite short really. But very tasty...

    No. A piglet. Quite short really. But very tasty indeed. I understand from your cousin that Long Pig isn't so good. ;)
  29. Or from taking ACE inhibitors?

    Or from taking ACE inhibitors?
  30. Why? Jesus didn't come for the righteous, rather...

    Why? Jesus didn't come for the righteous, rather the sinners.

    God bless. :ohwell
  31. I'm sure OG will prey on you. Or something.

    I'm sure OG will prey on you. Or something.
  32. I'm watching the UK news with disinterest. It's...

    I'm watching the UK news with disinterest. It's very weird. We've basically got the same scenarios as the UK, but we're just gradually putting a couple more restrictions in place. In a kind of "Sorry...
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    Only if you're poor.I liked them. I stayed at a...

    Only if you're poor.I liked them. I stayed at a farm and they slaughtered piglet my kids had been playing with. Utterly delicious. My kids agreed - and yes, they did know.
    Say whut? I must have...
  34. No no no. Only the rich may reproduce freely....

    No no no. Only the rich may reproduce freely. It's survival of the fittest, and clearly, the rich are the fittest or they wouldn't have survived. I'm sure if you were rich you'd see my point of view....
  35. This turns out to not be the case, according to...

    This turns out to not be the case, according to the author. Nobody takes anti-climate change groups serious, and climate activists have far higher spending than any combination of anti-climate change...
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    And I'm in both - but I'm still not coming back....

    And I'm in both - but I'm still not coming back. :D
  37. This is true. But it still remains true that ...

    This is true. But it still remains true that



    So very bad luck if you do get both.
  38. So, I've finished Apocalypse Never by Michael...

    So, I've finished Apocalypse Never by Michael Shellenberger. It's a survey of environmentalist streams over the years.

    He's essentially saying that the Malthusian philosophy behind much...
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    Since August 2007... One sprog married, left...

    Since August 2007...

    One sprog married, left home and provided two grandchildren so far.
    Two other sprogs became adults and Swiss, and still in further education.
    Went from one full-time...
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    Sounds like Milton Jones that one.

    Sounds like Milton Jones that one.
  41. It's certainly the case that it's quite rare to...

    It's certainly the case that it's quite rare to have two virus infections simultaneously. E.g. 'flu and a cold caused by a rhinovirus.
  42. Thread: Sockies

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    Some people have been allowed back because they...

    Some people have been allowed back because they begged admin, and promised to behave.

    Sockie banning is somewhat more problematical. Banning someone for a day, or even for months, is rather...
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    Expats tend to be people who either intend to...

    Expats tend to be people who either intend to return to their home country, or haven't really an intention of integrating into the local community.

    Originally, I intend to return to the UK for...
  44. I never really recovered from steam powered...

    I never really recovered from steam powered computers becoming obsolete. Back than, we didn't have binary, we just had zeros. If we needed a one, we'd have to get a gurt big hammer and flatten a...
  45. I just want to know what this "Apple" thing is.

    I just want to know what this "Apple" thing is.
  46. The Never Ending Story?

    The Never Ending Story?
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    UK banks closing expat's accounts

    From the Sunday Times: Tens of thousands of Britons who live in the EU are to be stripped of their UK bank accounts and credit cards within weeks, because the government has failed to negotiate...
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    https://i.imgur.com/mM5YJW3.jpg

    https://i.imgur.com/mM5YJW3.jpg
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    Lee Kerslake...

    Lee Kerslake - drummer for Uriah Heap. Aged 73 from prostate cancer.
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    What DS said.

    What DS said.
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