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  1. Thread: Boris

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtMWhat's...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtMWhat's not to like?
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    What, like this? Tech CEO thrown in the clink for...

    What, like this? Tech CEO thrown in the clink for seven years for H-1B gang-master role: Crim farmed out foreign staff as cheap labor • The Register
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    Yep. He could have paruresis and be medically...

    Yep. He could have paruresis and be medically unable to pee while monitored.
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    :D

    :D
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    If it's not justified, then it does. The OP...

    If it's not justified, then it does. The OP hasn't revealed the nature of the client, but considers it to be less sensitive/high profile than a surgeon.

    However, whether it does or doesn't is...
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    https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wardrobe.png If...

    https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wardrobe.png

    If you'd just agree to hold your meetings in here, you'd have PLENTY of time to figure things out before the deadline.
  7. Thread: Boris

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    Only if you consider being in the EU is somehow...

    Only if you consider being in the EU is somehow slavery, which is something only certain brexiters believe.
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    That stands up with other lies such as "no-one...

    That stands up with other lies such as "no-one else has asked for a change". If it is never enforced then there is no reason for it to be part of the contract. And it's easy. You strike through that...
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    I never liked the man anyway.

    I never liked the man anyway.
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    Pointing a fake handgun at police is a form of...

    Pointing a fake handgun at police is a form of suicide.
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    Why is Brussels like a weed that needs...

    Why is Brussels like a weed that needs extermination?

    Brussels sprouts!
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    EMI Publications say "chicks". ...

    EMI Publications say "chicks".

    https://s3.amazonaws.com/halleonard-pagepreviews/HL_DDS_1168945hts4m0iDLo.png

    In any case, chips for free makes little sense in the context. In the official...
  13. How many hours actual work would you do if you...

    How many hours actual work would you do if you were in the office? Hint - it won't be 8.5 hours. If you spend 50% of your time on task A, 50% on task B, then it's 4 hours on each.

    You have to...
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    I take it back. They've exceeded your reasoning...

    I take it back. They've exceeded your reasoning skills.
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    Poll: Staying at a hotel within taxi distance. I'm...

    Staying at a hotel within taxi distance. I'm arriving late Thursday, so I'll probably do some shopping Friday morning. Then afternoon nap... :oldgit:
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    It's chicks.

    It's chicks.
  17. Well, it's so good you shouldn't miss it. ...

    Well, it's so good you shouldn't miss it.

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/avatars/minestrone.gif?dateline=1571579996
  18. Thread: Boris

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    DId you enjoy your party?

    DId you enjoy your party?
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    We cannot accept this deal that only benefits the...

    We cannot accept this deal that only benefits the EU. After 3+years the young remoaners say they could not vote three years ago ?????? these dim wits.....you could not vote then but we won the vote...
  20. Thread: Boris

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    Course we do sweetie. :popcorn::rollin:

    Course we do sweetie.

    :popcorn::rollin:
  21. Only for him. He is incapable of learning. Hang...

    Only for him. He is incapable of learning. Hang on a minute, I'll just go an merge some of his sequential posts. That'll larn him.
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    He has two chips, one on each, so equally...

    He has two chips, one on each, so equally balanced and unlikely to cause spinal trouble.
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    Yes, it's enforceable. Yes, as a contractor you...

    Yes, it's enforceable. Yes, as a contractor you must contest it - you may have another client for whom you do work, so it clearly conflicts with your business model.
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    You made it through another night. I'm happy for...

    You made it through another night. I'm happy for you.
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    Follow the money. If you have another reason to...

    Follow the money. If you have another reason to explain the military and political support given by the West, I'd be glad to hear it.

    FTFY. (Clue, GhostOfTarbera isn't banned).
  26. Thread: Boris

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    Projecting again?

    Projecting again?
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    Keep telling yourself that, princess. :D

    Keep telling yourself that, princess. :D
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    Of my kids four grandparents (~80 years old),...

    Of my kids four grandparents (~80 years old), only one voted for Brexit.

    It's like the stats show that the uneducated were more likely to vote brexit. That doesn't mean that some intelligent,...
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    It's ok. You can continue to use the services, so...

    It's ok. You can continue to use the services, so long as it's not to avoid the charge.
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    "Contributes to the safety of the UK" would be...

    "Contributes to the safety of the UK" would be more accurate. But I'm surprised you have to ask - or is that a fetching tin-foil hat you're wearing?
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    Funny video ok? ...

    Funny video ok?


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j006TZGrwW4
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    Aw, bless. I'm coming to London from...

    Aw, bless.


    I'm coming to London from Yorkshire on the 31st October any referendum run again is the spark to a civil war and we wont abide by the Geneva convention we are not troops just...
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    TFA. My son, his wife and the sprog came back...

    TFA.

    My son, his wife and the sprog came back yesterday from three weeks touring Scotland. They are come over tonight, bringing whisky and haggis. But we're having raclette at my Swiss...
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    If there isn't brown sauce, I'm cancelling my...

    If there isn't brown sauce, I'm cancelling my flights.
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    Poll: Too close to call. I watch with :popcorn:

    Too close to call. I watch with :popcorn:
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    I'm not sure, but I think the Speaker gets the...

    I'm not sure, but I think the Speaker gets the casting vote. :rollin::rollin::rollin:
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    Not if they're on fire.

    Not if they're on fire.
  38. FTFTFY

    FTFY[/QUOTE]FTFTFY
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    It's definitely an upside for most of us I think.

    It's definitely an upside for most of us I think.
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    Admin of the Brexit Party Supporters group It's...

    Admin of the Brexit Party Supporters group It's nice to see a bit of true belief.

    I have said before no polls as this is a leave group so pointless and most of them are rigged by remainers
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    They should be queueing up to volunteer.

    They should be queueing up to volunteer.
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    Nope. The Benn Act specifically says that Bojo...

    Nope. The Benn Act specifically says that Bojo must ask for an extension if the HoC do not vote in favour of his deal.
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    This is more serious than I thought. Won't...

    This is more serious than I thought. Won't someone think of the children?

    Yes, global warming is happening, yes it's going to cause problems, no, enough is probably not being done. No, the world...
  44. Thread: Tw*T

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    Then no Disability Benefit for you!

    Then no Disability Benefit for you!
  45. Just one. Government incompetence.

    Just one. Government incompetence.
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    Following the EU invasion, post Brexit, a letter...

    Following the EU invasion, post Brexit, a letter from our own correspondent, on the subject of gratitude.

    I'm filled with gratitude for the fighting spirit of the Yorkshire Republican Army, who...
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    Yeah. My parents used to argue this too. Yes....

    Yeah. My parents used to argue this too. Yes. Back in the 50s and 60s it was all just pop music. Now the meaning has drifted to indicate a particular type of music that's popular. Get with the kids,...
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    In Switzerland you can keep you mortgage going so...

    In Switzerland you can keep you mortgage going so long as your income allows, right up to death. If your heirs can pay the mortgage, then they can just keep going. It's unwise to pay off all your...
  49. Did something similar once. Developed an...

    Did something similar once. Developed an application for a share of the sales profits (so, (price - salesman's commission) * x%). for five years Bit of a punt - wasn't expecting it to pan out, but I...
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    :yay: :rollin: Also, what Fidot said. New...

    :yay: :rollin:

    Also, what Fidot said. New contract to do the training.
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