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  1. I prefer Bob's promo. :wink Seriously though,...

    I prefer Bob's promo. :wink

    Seriously though, a green design agency - that is so last decade. Plant a tree for every punter. :laugh
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    I think it has spotted your bi-polar disorder...

    I think it has spotted your bi-polar disorder with that choice.

    "strategic planner" mixed in with "politician" and "radio/TV talk show host" :freaky:
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    Aye. Whoever heard of a run on a savings and...

    Aye.

    Whoever heard of a run on a savings and loan bank?
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    Yeah, I bet. :laugh

    Yeah, I bet. :laugh
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    I was reading earlier that the main problem is...

    I was reading earlier that the main problem is getting aircraft de-iced before take off. That is a fault with the airline not the port.

    Not that it helps much.
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    For my version of the Burton bit - sminkiHairy...

    For my version of the Burton bit - sminkiHairy Arsed Bloke: Forever Autumn
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    Hmmmmm. Having a go at the wheat futures market...

    Hmmmmm. Having a go at the wheat futures market today then AtW. The Commitments of Traders report comes out later today. We can see from the turkey's beak if the open interest is held by speckulants...
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    That will make you a majority share holder to...

    That will make you a majority share holder to earn so much.
  9. Bill Brewer Jan Stewer Peter Gurney Peter Davy...

    Bill Brewer
    Jan Stewer
    Peter Gurney
    Peter Davy
    Daniel Whidoon
    Harry Hawk
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    It doesn't matter; everything you think is real...

    It doesn't matter; everything you think is real isn't - is just a simulation in someone's lab.
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    Take it from someone who knows - it gets worse....

    Take it from someone who knows - it gets worse. :eek :emb
  12. Aye. Alternatively, terminate the line...

    Aye.

    Alternatively, terminate the line outside the M25 somewhere and have passport control keep 'em out.
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    AtW, is this sockkie you?

    AtW, is this sockkie you?
  14. :rollin: Classic PCG. What a load of :winker:...

    :rollin:

    Classic PCG. What a load of :winker:

    There is such a gap in the market for a group to do what the PCG are supposed to do.
  15. Look, there is someone in those results who is...

    Look, there is someone in those results who is looking for the same thing - have you tried asking them?
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    I dream of being a moron; sadly I am but an...

    I dream of being a moron; sadly I am but an idiot.

    However, with the help of a few of the imbeciles here I might catch them up. Once that happens, with effort and luck, I may become a moron.
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    Also in that area is one of the few acceptable...

    Also in that area is one of the few acceptable Wetherspoon's pubs; the Crosse Keys. Come to think of it - I haven't been in there since, well, before the summer.
  18. Here is wisdom: And he causeth all, both small...

    Here is wisdom:

    And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

    And that no man might buy or sell, save he...
  19. He is not unknown - just not publicly named. It's...

    He is not unknown - just not publicly named. It's not market manipulation; just a fracking large position.

    Maybe he has a lot of bedsits in Birmingham that he wants to re-plumb? AtW might be...
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    Yeah, the caption is all wrong. But I though it...

    Yeah, the caption is all wrong. But I though it was funny anyway. ZeroHedge has loads of stuff like that.
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    It's just five strips of paper

    http://dailycapitalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Bernanke-Disavows-Money.png
  22. Thread: Bowie

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    I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlour, ...

    I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlour,
    drinking milk shakes cold and long.
    Smiling and waving and looking so fine,
    don't think you knew you were in this song.

    Five years is a brilliant...
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    A bath and change of clothes every Sunday for...

    A bath and change of clothes every Sunday for HAB.

    No need to waste stuff doing things more often.
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    I remember being drunk as a skunk outside UBS in...

    I remember being drunk as a skunk outside UBS in Liverpool Street trying to get a cab one xmas and there were loads of young women wanting to get a cab too.

    One cabby passed them all and picked me...
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    The euro was never going to have any hope of...

    The euro was never going to have any hope of working unless there was fiscal union. That is something that none of the of the voters f the countries of northern Europe will ever go along with. Would...
  26. How about this: Playboy Archive Hard Drive...

    How about this: Playboy Archive Hard Drive (Some might say NSFW)

    Dec 1953 - Dec 2009 yours for change out of 300 bucks.
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    Ask AtW. He has a massive databases of where all...

    Ask AtW. He has a massive databases of where all the rubbish is.
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    If you do then do the needful and make an entry...

    If you do then do the needful and make an entry to fill the gap.

    :igmc:
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    Wouldn't Bob S say, "Be pleased to undertaking...

    Wouldn't Bob S say, "Be pleased to undertaking the needful doings"?

    It is so hard to write like that.
  30. It's one o'clock and time for lunch ......

    It's one o'clock and time for lunch ......
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    I like the FT's paywall :wink

    I like the FT's paywall :wink
  32. :rollin:

    :rollin:
  33. Ask grads from the US about the level of fees in...

    Ask grads from the US about the level of fees in the UK and they will laugh; and that is for an inferior product.

    Make 'em pay an economic rate for their education up front and no grad taxes etc. ...
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    I am of an age where some laydees that might be...

    I am of an age where some laydees that might be called older are still young to me.

    It's a good job I dress on the other side these days. :wave:
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    Pucker up and kiss my hairy arse!

    http://thewapper.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/botox.jpg?w=300&h=225

    Every little helps.
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    OK, I'm at 10. What do I do now?

    OK, I'm at 10.

    What do I do now?
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    I don't see any effort to defend sterling - not...

    I don't see any effort to defend sterling - not that there is an effort to prop-up the value of the euro, only is existence.
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    :eek Oh, hang on. I'm not in the City nor do I...

    :eek

    Oh, hang on. I'm not in the City nor do I work for a bank and neither do my punters. :glasses

    There is nowt wrong with being a speckulant when fools are involved. If some bunch of morons...
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    I forgot you are not in the UK. In my case I...

    I forgot you are not in the UK.

    In my case I charge in USD and have a USD account in <<offshore tax haven with US & UK compatible banking laws>>; my fee's are wired there without problem.
    ...
  40. OI ! :mad Having a dicky ticker is my job....

    OI ! :mad

    Having a dicky ticker is my job. :tantrum:
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    Better for breakfast. :banana:

    Better for breakfast. :banana:
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    CayRock have loads. e.g. Quit complaining...

    CayRock have loads.

    e.g.

    Quit complaining you live on an island who's main export is rum; and we're to drunk to know what No. 2 is.

    Edit:

    We think it's OK to shake it more than three...
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    Golden

    Golden
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    The septics are incapable of understanding the...

    The septics are incapable of understanding the concept of paying anyone in anything other than USD; don't even try. :ohwell

    You might have to swallow the costs too, but even paypal will only cost...
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    Woman

    Woman
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    Doe

    Doe
  47. Guardian (on Sunday) reader. :tantrum: Ban him

    Guardian (on Sunday) reader. :tantrum:

    Ban him
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P785j15Tzk

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P785j15Tzk
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    That makes me think of Red Dwarf: Back to...

    That makes me think of Red Dwarf: Back to reality.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqeJ__taFhA
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    Compared to ex-mrs HAB - STUNNERS!

    Compared to ex-mrs HAB - STUNNERS!
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