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    Sticky: Password scrambled since I can't delete any more.

    Password scrambled since I can't delete any more.
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    Sticky: Congrats, you're probably cutting a tooth. ...

    Congrats, you're probably cutting a tooth.

    Which is a surprise in your 30s/40s/50s.:smokin
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    Sticky: This twat set me off again: I shall...

    This twat set me off again:



    I shall continue to delete my bigoted views until they're all gone and then NAT can go **** himself & the horse he rode in on.
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    No, you politically correct twat, I don't. I...

    No, you politically correct twat, I don't.

    I know they're viruses.

    I also know they all originate in Africa.

    HTH.
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    Sticky: Mmmmmmmmmmm. Beer. Mmmmmmmmmmm. ...

    Mmmmmmmmmmm.

    Beer.

    Mmmmmmmmmmm.

    https://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/the-legendary-duff-beer-lidl-125-500ml-from-201016-2528815

    As of next week, apparently.
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    Sticky: :smokin This is the end now. :smokin 1659

    :smokin

    This is the end now.

    :smokin

    1659
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    Sticky: Woke at the appalling time of 06:30ish. ...

    Woke at the appalling time of 06:30ish.

    Listened to a programme on R4 about seeds & such like, including drupes and berries and other such technicalities as beech mast and acorns.

    Then, it...
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    Indeed. There's pools of green monkey disease,...

    Indeed.

    There's pools of green monkey disease, marburg virus, ebola, and all sorts of things.

    The very idea that these things come from the Dark Continent is a vile canard of the highest...
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    His father in law sounded less than impressed...

    His father in law sounded less than impressed with him.:smokin

    The man is either a fool or a knave, or possibly both.

    No one in their right mind would take a pregnant woman to that flea ridden...
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    Sticky: This evening's entertainment, following on from...

    This evening's entertainment, following on from the making of yet another large saucepanful of lentil <pfffft> soup, was "Cobra" (1986), Sly Stallone, Brigitte Nielson (pre tit job), Reni Santoni...
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    Sticky: Many deeply interesting reviews of assorted new,...

    Many deeply interesting reviews of assorted new, old, and ancient movies.

    Inasmuch as the ZeitCorolla1.6Auto will be MOTless as of tomorrow, the Sunday shop happened this afternoon instead.

    The...
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    Sticky: Nowhere to park in town so I came home instead. ...

    Nowhere to park in town so I came home instead.

    Lunch has consisted of a tin of Heinz baked beans with little sausages on Hovis thick slicked wholemeal toast.

    Yum?
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    Sticky: We do have an angel smilie. However, it must...

    We do have an angel smilie.

    However, it must be said that it's a Fallen Angel smilie, to whit:devil

    I've been looking for a charity emporium dvd of "Contraband" for a while since it turned up...
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    Sticky: This evening's entertainment was provided by "The...

    This evening's entertainment was provided by "The Big Bang Theory" EOLastS & SOThisS.

    It was funnier than I recalled and the new ep was very good too.

    This was followed by "Red Dwarf" S12E1,...
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    Sticky: It's a right bitch fitting the entire bed in the...

    It's a right bitch fitting the entire bed in the washing machine, I can tell you.

    Took the afternoon off on the grounds that feck all was going on and I had stuff to do.

    So there's the binbags...
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    Sticky: Whatever you do don't say "PLUGH" or "XYZZY". ...

    Whatever you do don't say "PLUGH" or "XYZZY".

    Strange things might happen, involving axes and dwarves.

    And speaking of which, here's sommat for Mr Fitz:
    ...
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    What does that matter to you, Auslander?

    What does that matter to you, Auslander?
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    Could have done with some of those at ZeitSis's...

    Could have done with some of those at ZeitSis's birthday party.

    That band was seriously loud.

    I think the Barrett is quieter.
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    Sticky: Deeply depressing drizzle here. :suicide: But...

    Deeply depressing drizzle here. :suicide:

    But a nice Pullman excursion train went through whilst I was waiting for the cattle truck to arrive.
    ...
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    Sticky: Xogg reads my stuff. I am unworthy of this...

    Xogg reads my stuff.

    I am unworthy of this honour.

    This evening's epic was "Munich" (2006) Eric Bana before he started fighting the WigWearingWarCriminalMkII.

    Munich (2005) - IMDb

    It was...
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    Sticky: Red Dwarf and Big Bang Theory start new seasons...

    Red Dwarf and Big Bang Theory start new seasons this evening on Dave & E4 respectively.
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    Sticky: Well the ZeitNephew, wife, & stepson are...

    Well the ZeitNephew, wife, & stepson are acquiring said property when they finally fecking well get around to arranging a mortgage.

    In the mean time I'm living in two houses and paying all the...
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    Sticky: Oh Good(tm). ZeitSis has arranged for someone...

    Oh Good(tm).

    ZeitSis has arranged for someone to come & discuss the alterations needed to the ZeitParents' house on the 21st.

    Deep & abiding joy.
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    If you want unending tedium, try the director's...

    If you want unending tedium, try the director's cut of "Heaven's Gate".

    Just sayin' like.
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    Sticky: I'm sat here listening the first analogue...

    I'm sat here listening the first analogue electronics lecture for the 2nd years.

    :suicide:

    Did they learn nothing whatsoever last year?

    And if so, how the feck did they get to pass the...
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    Especially the workprint.:smokin

    Especially the workprint.:smokin
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    Sticky: I watched it about a month ago & can remember...

    I watched it about a month ago & can remember little.

    I'm sure the review of same is somewhere above.

    Though I don't think it went into any great depth, to be frank.



    :smokin
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    Sticky: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumlin_Viaduct

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumlin_Viaduct
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    Sticky: This evening's epic was "Arabesque" (1966),...

    This evening's epic was "Arabesque" (1966), Gregory Peck, Sophia Loren, Alan Badel.

    Arabesque (1966) - IMDb

    It was ok, trying to be "North by Northwest" and failing.

    <Gricer mode> It was...
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    Sticky: Allegedly, there's been 200mm a.k.a. 8 inches of...

    Allegedly, there's been 200mm a.k.a. 8 inches of rain in the Lake District.

    The third chunk of beef from Sunday has just been consumed.

    It was very nice*.

    The carrots were like bricks...
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    It must be said that the 4 broadcast so far...

    It must be said that the 4 broadcast so far haven't exactly inspired me much.

    The 2nd one on the space ship with the elderly (340 year old) lady searching for earth was the best of a poor bunch.
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    Sticky: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thu...

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/George%2C_a_perfect_example_of_a_tuxedo_cat.jpg/220px-George%2C_a_perfect_example_of_a_tuxedo_cat.jpg

    Spitting image of either.

    I bow...
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    Sticky: Unusual announcement at the station in Neath this...

    Unusual announcement at the station in Neath this morning:



    It duly arrived at 07:32 and turned out to be one of the shiny new diesel/electric GWR trains.

    I was struck by how much shorter...
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    Sticky: Bored. Now. There. That didn't take...

    Bored.

    Now.

    There.

    That didn't take long.

    The only interesting thing this morning was the way the little black & white cat wandered up to me & complained bitterly about the injustices of...
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    Sticky: It's the only one of my 3 cars which is close to...

    It's the only one of my 3 cars which is close to roadworthy.

    So something must be done, as someone once said.
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    Sticky: Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) - IMDb...

    Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) - IMDb
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    Sticky: That's not a problem since it's in a carport. ...

    That's not a problem since it's in a carport.

    The problem is that a) I need to get the MOT and b) my level of motivation to do anything is practically zero at the moment.

    This evening's...
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    Sticky: The MOT on ZeitPater's car runs out on Sunday. ...

    The MOT on ZeitPater's car runs out on Sunday.

    And can I be arsed to do anything about it?

    What do you think. :eyes
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    And since it be AC wot we're talking about, the...

    And since it be AC wot we're talking about, the Real Power is V*I*cos(theta).

    This is wot the old fashioned electricity meter records.

    Feck nose what these new fangled electronic meters record,...
  40. Thread: Gee Elle Ess

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    A car named after a type of light bulb? ...

    A car named after a type of light bulb?

    Goodness me.

    Whatever next.
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    Sticky: Me too. :nerd Though I can't remember the last...

    Me too. :nerd

    Though I can't remember the last time I looked at it.

    Oh.

    Look wot I just downloaded.
    ...
  42. And this time, no more Mr Nice Guy. :smokin ...

    And this time, no more Mr Nice Guy.

    :smokin

    You have been warned.

    Ve vill have the smart uniforms.
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    Sticky: And here's some 6502 goodies for Mr Fitz: ...

    And here's some 6502 goodies for Mr Fitz:

    https://archive.org/details/folkscanomy_computer?&sort=-downloads&page=4

    And:

    https://archive.org/details/thinking_forth
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    And with the addition of Win32s, it's...

    And with the addition of Win32s, it's unbeatable.:smokin

    <ZG in "playing Freecell since Win32s & still crap at it" mode>
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    Sticky: This evening's entertainment, such as it was,...

    This evening's entertainment, such as it was, consisted of ep 3 of the Chateau thing with Dick Strawbridge et al, a deeply uninteresting P.K.Dick thing on Electric Dreams*, followed by a more...
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    Sticky: Just as well Asda doesn't follow Walmart in...

    Just as well Asda doesn't follow Walmart in selling glocks.:smokin



    My last attempt at chicken soup went mouldy.

    So it graced either the drain or the compost heap, I forget which.:smokin
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    Sticky: That'll be inneresting. :eyes The famous...

    That'll be inneresting. :eyes

    The famous phrase or saying "Bored. Now." has sprung to mind.

    Today has been even more tedious than normal.

    Never mind.

    Next May will soon be here. :smokin
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    Sticky: Come to think of it, I haven't watched the last...

    Come to think of it, I haven't watched the last of Captain Baldy's efforts.

    It's only been in the pile for about 10 years.:ind

    I find the return of the Esteemed Customers to be remarkably...
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    And the latest Naval Cunning Plan is to get rid...

    And the latest Naval Cunning Plan is to get rid of 1000 marines & both landing ships.

    It's Brilliant, I tells you, quite quite Brilliant.:smokin
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    Ah, what it is to have A Cunning Plan coming to...

    Ah, what it is to have A Cunning Plan coming to fruition.

    Die you puny humans, die.:alien
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