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    3 minutes earlier FFS :ladybags:

    3 minutes earlier FFS :ladybags:
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    Waddya know, it crapped out, plunged to earth and...

    Waddya know, it crapped out, plunged to earth and killed him

    'Mad Mike' Hughes, daredevil who built a homemade steam rocket, dies in launch attempt | Space
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    Northern Lady offers a similar service

    Northern Lady offers a similar service
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    Poll: That's a fine set of Bristols you've got there,...

    That's a fine set of Bristols you've got there, LM.
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    Sticky: Must be like meaty tapioca :sick ...

    Must be like meaty tapioca :sick



    Beautifully put :laugh
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  9. That might be the chink in the armour of this...

    That might be the chink in the armour of this virus we've been looking for :eyes
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    Also number of gladiatorial contests attended at...

    Also number of gladiatorial contests attended at Bridgewater services, that's a KPI too.
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    FTFY :smokin

    FTFY :smokin
  13. Art? I thought it was a prank. What a tosser....

    Art? I thought it was a prank. What a tosser. Royal approval is revoked. :mad
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    Which is why you now get "Show us yer box, love"...

    Which is why you now get "Show us yer box, love" so often.
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    Where have i seen that before? ...

    Where have i seen that before?

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FXTMBia6X4w/VJ2vke193bI/AAAAAAAAAB4/XVUgdpjzhm4/s1600/gremlin.jpg

    Oh yeah...
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    HMRC tulipstorm

    Heartwarming.

    EXCLUSIVE: Drugs, defecation, and graffiti at HMRC’s Manchester headquarters – FinTech Futures
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    Fuse

    Fuse
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    Good tale (snigger) BP, can't beat a bit of...

    Good tale (snigger) BP, can't beat a bit of precision grinding, can you?
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    As one has often said*, these smart meters will...

    As one has often said*, these smart meters will be well popular once there's a financial benefit for the punter having them installed. Good luck to Octopus :smile

    *Not here, to the household staff.
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    Sticky: I've seen something about this. Might have been...

    I've seen something about this. Might have been on Portillo's thing. I'm still not sure about him btw. Anyway, his guest described what happened and opined that people not really knowing how to...
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  23. Thread: Happy Rat

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    Indeed. It would be a nice touch if a latter day...

    Indeed. It would be a nice touch if a latter day plague turned up today.
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    Does this involve not sleeping on ones back?...

    Does this involve not sleeping on ones back? :confused:
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    Prince Andrew

    Prince Andrew
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    That's his bathroom, is he expecting his guests...

    That's his bathroom, is he expecting his guests to do their own warm up act with that dildo? Or console themselves afterwards maybe. He also has one of those piss catching rugs around his bog, which...
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    Some men have always worn makeup. If you're...

    Some men have always worn makeup. If you're lucky, like Marwood, you can avoid a buggering orf of them too.

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    Me? Surrounded by fussing nurses? Ready made...

    Me? Surrounded by fussing nurses? Ready made excuse not to sit in drafty Sandringham church next week? Damn sure i'm ok, I can play this lot like a bloody fiddle.

    And we'll have a less of the...
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    It was a ghost train. Well, it was mostly filled...

    It was a ghost train. Well, it was mostly filled with spooks.

    It's one of the enduring mysteries of the rail franchising system that the procurement requirements don't specify the ability to...
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    Poll: That's not made the news. You'd have thought it...

    That's not made the news. You'd have thought it would though. Those broomsticks must make a right old clunk on a train roof.
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    Most 4 year olds would have the cognitive ability...

    Most 4 year olds would have the cognitive ability to determine that. This bloke clearly shouldn't be allowed out by himself.
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  35. Thread: Boom time

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    Mostly in the bag though? ...

    Mostly in the bag though?

    https://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20120312/Bananas-Bag-2170600.jpg
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  37. Be exempt from paying anything by an an act of...

    Be exempt from paying anything by an an act of parliament on account of being head of state
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    Did they ask you to bring your own bog roll too?

    Did they ask you to bring your own bog roll too?
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    Isn’t that normal? I guess the budget bit might...

    Isn’t that normal? I guess the budget bit might be a problem though.
  40. Pharmaonlinemedstore? Camilla knows a similar...

    Pharmaonlinemedstore? Camilla knows a similar chap that you can meet at the service station and will supply all sorts of prescription goodies. Certainly of more use to (high) society than JtB
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    Poll: So was Ernest Wiseman, better known as Ernie...

    So was Ernest Wiseman, better known as Ernie Wise. Any relation? It would be the supreme irony if a CUK mod turned out to be a Wiseman. And at Christmas too.
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  45. If you've booked NLyUK's 'pot noodle' package,...

    If you've booked NLyUK's 'pot noodle' package, then i'm afraid you're just gonna have to take it on the chin.
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    If you want to experience the misogynistic...

    If you want to experience the misogynistic repression and suicidal driving aspect of life there just get a dev role in Bradford - at least that way you can get home every weekend.
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    The cop thing was worth the read, thanks Nick.

    The cop thing was worth the read, thanks Nick.
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  49. That's a shame, isn't it. One would have to...

    That's a shame, isn't it. One would have to assume therefore, the more :tumble: the better.
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    As a casual observer, what's the status with the draft legislation given the current logjam in Westminster?
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