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  1. Thread: CUK Fat Club

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    Don't lose weight MS, I like fat ladies.

    Don't lose weight MS, I like fat ladies.
  2. Dunno. Link don't seem to be working for me. Must...

    Dunno. Link don't seem to be working for me. Must have ruled me out already.

    What about the absurd citizenship test? Questions about football clubs, British Oscar winners, who built some obscure...
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    Sticky: One of my nephews works there.

    One of my nephews works there.
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    Reminds me of when a had a CCTV in my shed some...

    Reminds me of when a had a CCTV in my shed some years ago. Creepy ghost mice.

    http://www.xoggoth.org/images/mousy.jpg
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    Sticky: Are scams becoming old school to appeal to old...

    Are scams becoming old school to appeal to old farts? Used to scam emails but today I got a letter. Apparently I'm entitled to half of $11m that a relative (that I've never heard of) invested in...
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    Contracting looks really awful these days. Rather...

    Contracting looks really awful these days. Rather glad I'm a retired old fart.Good luck to you not so ancient lot.
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    Sticky: Bleedin' elf and safety. Want to get an old...

    Bleedin' elf and safety.

    Want to get an old dead tree felled right at the bottom of my garden and contacted the brick works who own the woods behind to see if it was ok for the fellers to access...
  8. Making it harder to get staff by reducing...

    Making it harder to get staff by reducing migration is likely to make it harder to discriminate against people like that.
  9. We should also take into account the realities...

    We should also take into account the realities regarding previous commonwealth migration. Some ethnic groups are significantly more likely to be unemployed. Fixing these inequalities by getting them...
  10. Mass low skilled immigration makes no sense. Yes,...

    Mass low skilled immigration makes no sense. Yes, it increases the GDP, but that extra wealth is simply shared out among a similar or greater increase in population, leaving the average person no...
  11. There's always this ridiculous idea touted that...

    There's always this ridiculous idea touted that migrants only do the jobs that lazy Brits don't want to do. Competition does not work like that, taking in many foreign workers also impacts those that...
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    Interesting article in DT too: 'I'm heading...

    Interesting article in DT too:

    'I'm heading for a breakdown' – how tax rule changes are pushing freelancers to the edge
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    You can do that on TPD anyway.

    You can do that on TPD anyway.
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    Don't bother with that social media c*p, just...

    Don't bother with that social media c*p, just have a page for my little business which I never bother to update. Oddly, had a warning today that someone had requested a change of password.
  15. Thread: Storm Ellen

    by xoggoth
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    That's me! And we had a storm Frank a few years...

    That's me! And we had a storm Frank a few years ago. I'm the only one on CUK important enough to have two storms named after me.
  16. Googled Rishi Sumak, and next to nowt came up...

    Googled Rishi Sumak, and next to nowt came up except this post. Odd, considering he's the new chancellor. Oh! It's Sunak!.

    PS See the Labour party is digging up stuff against him. New chancellor...
  17. Useful article for the cretin callers on here

    Crossing Divides: Why 'cartooning' political opponents is bad for us - BBC News
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    Seems to be no worse than flu but doubling number...

    Seems to be no worse than flu but doubling number of flu cases would presumably impact economy. And what will be impact in poorer countries that don't have decent health care? Lots of Chinese...
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    Sticky: Been preparing open fire and put gas burner in...

    Been preparing open fire and put gas burner in handy place in case of power cut, like last weekend's. By wasting time doing it I am invoking the power of the Great God Sod.
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    I don't think much of CUK search but Google is...

    I don't think much of CUK search but Google is good for finding CUK stuff, amazed how quickly it's available, must be some good SEO.

    Did a general Google for answer to a technical question a few...
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    Sticky: Having lost my O2 PAYG phone a few weeks ago I...

    Having lost my O2 PAYG phone a few weeks ago I applied for a refund of my account, about £20 I thought. Got a cheque today for £0.05!
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    Sticky: Picked a lady friend up at Gatwick North and took...

    Picked a lady friend up at Gatwick North and took wrong turn, heading up M23 and back, added an extra 15m to a 12m Journey. Bah! It's the continual works going on with confusing temporary signs.
    ...
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    Not at my age unfortunately. According to a lady...

    Not at my age unfortunately. According to a lady friend, the reason none of 'em are interested in a bit of nudgy wink is cos they've dried up.
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    Weird place, like being on a big chess board.

    Weird place, like being on a big chess board.
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    Sticky: Probably someone's posted on Twitter that it's a...

    Probably someone's posted on Twitter that it's a legal high and yoofs are buying it all up to stick up their noses.
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    Can't see a problem with it. Too much fuss about...

    Can't see a problem with it. Too much fuss about nowt.

    PS I might watch political stuff a bit more if lady politicians stripped off completely. Only because I support a woman's right to make her...
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    Sticky: You could move to Kembleford instead.

    You could move to Kembleford instead.
  28. Thread: Streatham

    by xoggoth
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    I hope the government proposals on this are not...

    I hope the government proposals on this are not blocked by courts. People should have an opportunity to reform when possible but public safety should come first.

    We also need to avoid events that...
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    You have to wonder about behaviour of some...

    You have to wonder about behaviour of some people. Assuming he did, why would someone risk a well paid career to gain stuff of little worth?

    PS Come on high paid contractors, tell us your tales of...
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    I'd have thought that would be more likely after...

    I'd have thought that would be more likely after a pairing with NLUK.
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    Sticky: Made a bit of a DIY cockup today by fitting...

    Made a bit of a DIY cockup today by fitting hinges to the wrong edge of a new cupboard door. Sod it! What's wrong with a cupboard door that opens inwards anyway?
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    Poll: This old fart was at Kew Gardens last weekend,...

    This old fart was at Kew Gardens last weekend, quite crowded and lots of Chinese sorts who may have been tourists, so maybe...
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    Sticky: Excellent. Been looking for suitable online...

    Excellent. Been looking for suitable online alternatives to flick through while gnashing me breakfast but not found any.
  34. Thread: Doomed

    by xoggoth
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    Somebody caught it from bonking a snake...

    Somebody caught it from bonking a snake apparently.
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    Sticky: Went walking today and checked track details on...

    Went walking today and checked track details on my Garmin Oregon. At one point it says I managed a Leg Speed of 63km/h. I should sign up for the Olympics.
  36. Thread: Banana BJ

    by xoggoth
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    Never though of that. More worrying is another...

    Never though of that. More worrying is another part of that page: - "Your penis can actually shrink as the years pass by"
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    Sticky: Just got another weird email: message: Hey...

    Just got another weird email:

    message: Hey Xoggoth,

    Would you be willing to sell the domain "Threaded.com" for $11,000? Please let me know if you are interested.

    Probably a scam, but why...
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    Sticky: Trying to find a way to populate my new Android...

    Trying to find a way to populate my new Android phone contacts from a text list of phone numbers on my PC. Easiest way seemed to be to import a contacts CSV into my Google account and then import...
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    Sticky: Me too. Quite a few pheasants wander round my...

    Me too. Quite a few pheasants wander round my bird table clearing up the seeds the little birds have dropped. The male pheasant now hangs around outside my kitchen door waiting for me to come out...
  40. Shouldn't sexual equality embrace the idea that...

    Shouldn't sexual equality embrace the idea that women should make their own decisions?
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    Not all bad. Carl Malcolm - Hey fatty bum bum...

    Not all bad.

    Carl Malcolm - Hey fatty bum bum
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    All the nice girls love a candle. All the nice...

    All the nice girls love a candle.
    All the nice girls love a wick.
    Cos there's something about a candle
    that reminds them of a ...........

    Nice and greasy,
    slips up easy,
    it's a nice girl's...
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    Sticky: Nice and sunny. Good day for a walk but knackered...

    Nice and sunny. Good day for a walk but knackered as spent morning clearing overgrown village walkway. Mostly just us old farts volunteering as usual.
  44. Thread: Story thread

    by xoggoth
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    False Memories

    It had been a very good few years in Richard’s career. At long last it looked as if his company, in cooperation with the NHS and with the help of many volunteers, was close to finding a solution to...
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    Sticky: Boring morning updating crappy little website...

    Boring morning updating crappy little website checkout and Paypal/Worldpay callbacks. They were working ok but generating error logs full of PHP warnings as I couldn't be arsed to put if...
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    Oi atW! Can you stop your squirrels eating my...

    Oi atW! Can you stop your squirrels eating my bird seed?
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    Sticky: Was that your new year resolution?

    Was that your new year resolution?
  48. No we aren't! Unelected EU commissioners, House...

    No we aren't! Unelected EU commissioners, House of Lords, Royalty - don't want any of them.
  49. Trump blows up Meghan with drone for failing to...

    Trump blows up Meghan with drone for failing to provide access to UK fishing waters. Or am I getting boring news mixed up?
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    Sticky: Darn it, why is BBC iPlayer not working on my TV?...

    Darn it, why is BBC iPlayer not working on my TV? Missed 2nd episode of Silent Witness, Deadhead. Could watch on my PC I suppose but not the same.
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