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    Cradle

    Cradle
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    Newt

    Newt
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    Ancient

    Ancient
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    Oh FFS, I thought you'd died! :facepalm:

    Oh FFS, I thought you'd died! :facepalm:
  5. 23:01 31/10/2019 GMT hth.

    23:01 31/10/2019 GMT hth.
  6. Thread: 16 days to go

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    Oh dear...

    Oh dear...
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    So, we'll add geography to the list of topics you...

    So, we'll add geography to the list of topics you know ****-all about.

    German - written.
    Economics
    History
    Geography
    Investments

    Anyone think of anything else?
  8. Thread: 16 days to go

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    I doubt Scooty could manage that.

    I doubt Scooty could manage that.
  9. Judging by his posts, what do you think?

    Judging by his posts, what do you think?
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    It takes all sorts to make a world.

    It takes all sorts to make a world.
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    Park

    Park
  12. John Bercow hinted as Caretaker Prime Minister of National Unity

    The traitorous toad!

    Jeremy Corbyn ‘would support John Bercow as unity PM’ | News | The Sunday Times
  13. If you weren't a thick remainer you'd have worked...

    If you weren't a thick remainer you'd have worked out how to edit the title.
  14. Thread: 16 days to go

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    Put the effort in and you might achieve primary 3...

    Put the effort in and you might achieve primary 3 level.
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    You are correct in that there are no allowable...

    You are correct in that there are no allowable limits.

    Now answer another question, do you really think that there are no rat hairs, faeces and insect parts in your cereals and other foods?

    For...
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    Apart from the one I stood on. That didn't...

    Apart from the one I stood on. That didn't squeak.
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    What are the EU actionable levels?

    What are the EU actionable levels?
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    Ruined

    Ruined
  19. Thread: 16 days to go

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    How many days do you *really* think we're going...

    How many days do you *really* think we're going to count down to?
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    You're suddenly going to lose your ability to...

    You're suddenly going to lose your ability to choose what to buy and eat after Brexit, then?
  21. Thread: 16 days to go

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    What makes you think that you're the only one...

    What makes you think that you're the only one entitled to more than one passport? :D
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    You'll be needing something to rectify that......

    You'll be needing something to rectify that... :igmc:
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    Banjo

    Banjo
  24. You don't know what the "negatives" are.

    You don't know what the "negatives" are.
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    You just need one for arse and elbows now.

    You just need one for arse and elbows now.
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    Baby

    Baby
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    It was the "Winnie-the-Pooh" costume, wasn't it? ...

    It was the "Winnie-the-Pooh" costume, wasn't it? Not quite the "bear" you were looking for? :rollin:
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    Trifle

    Trifle
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    Gratis.

    Gratis.
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    Tongue-stain

    Tongue-stain
  31. Thread: 16 days to go

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    He's not quite fresh enough for you, is he?

    He's not quite fresh enough for you, is he?
  32. Thread: 16 days to go

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    Tell me, are you still apprehensive about...

    Tell me, are you still apprehensive about visiting the UK on the off-chance that "ze Germanz" won't let you back into their country?
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    Bollocks

    Bollocks
  34. "Honesty" and "Integrity", obviously two words...

    "Honesty" and "Integrity", obviously two words with which you are unfamiliar.
  35. Thread: Economics

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    Don't bring logic and reason into this. Remember...

    Don't bring logic and reason into this. Remember your audience.
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    inneresting.

    inneresting.
  37. Thread: OUTRAGE!

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    I have found one! An obviously superior English...

    I have found one! An obviously superior English one!

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/My_retort.jpg
  38. Thread: OUTRAGE!

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    Bloody typical, you've played the AssGoo gambit!...

    Bloody typical, you've played the AssGoo gambit! :yay:

    I obviously have no retort :grin
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    Clutch

    Clutch
  40. Thread: OUTRAGE!

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    I prefer the term "Porridge Making World...

    I prefer the term "Porridge Making World Champion!" - and you're not :nerd
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    To be brutally honest mate, if we want the...

    To be brutally honest mate, if we want the services in this country then we're all going to have to start paying more tax. Let's take a leaf out of Sweden's book for example. Taxation in Sweden.
    ...
  42. Thread: OUTRAGE!

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    You'll have gone for the first option then, eh?...

    You'll have gone for the first option then, eh? :laugh
  43. Thread: OUTRAGE!

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    It's not like you lot don't have a history of...

    It's not like you lot don't have a history of being poor losers, is it? :wink

    Alternatively, it's not like you lot don't have a history of being robbed by the English, is it? :wink

    *Delete as...
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    Selection

    Selection
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    Fill the bloody forms in. It's better in your...

    Fill the bloody forms in. It's better in your pocket than anyone else's.
  46. Thread: Economics

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    It's still better than France. Grand scheme of...

    It's still better than France.

    Grand scheme of things when you're already $8 trillion in debt £100bn is small change.
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    Yeah, they're too busy carrying a sack of tulipe...

    Yeah, they're too busy carrying a sack of tulipe around. :D
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    Thank you Mr Zager and Mr Evans!

    Thank you Mr Zager and Mr Evans!
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    Gratis.

    Gratis.
  50. It's a chart, FFS man, A CHART!

    It's a chart, FFS man, A CHART!
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