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  1. Thread: I got one...

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    I got a slot today! I ordered turkey, brussel...

    I got a slot today!

    I ordered turkey, brussel sprouts, Christmas pudding, Christmas cake and crackers.
  2. I was thinking that too! But for HMRC to ask for...

    I was thinking that too! But for HMRC to ask for IHT, the loan has to be written off? So max you could pay is 40% to HMRC and then 100% to pay back loan?

    I don't think anyone could pay 180%?...
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    I read somewhere that 80% of those on ventilators...

    I read somewhere that 80% of those on ventilators will die. I suppose we will find out in a week or two....
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    Sticky: Indeed! You were staying in and posting about...

    Indeed! You were staying in and posting about putting the bins out! I bet you wish you could go back to the good old days....
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    Sticky: Damn! Damn! Damn! :rolleyes:

    Damn! Damn! Damn!

    :rolleyes:
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    Sticky: I had better stop there. I don't want to do a...

    I had better stop there. I don't want to do a whole page of drivel.....
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    Sticky: No children allowed in launderette. Only 2 people...

    No children allowed in launderette. Only 2 people allowed in at one time - try to stay as far apart as possible.
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    Sticky: Cats have been fighting alot this week. Generally...

    Cats have been fighting alot this week. Generally kidsa are at school and during holidays twins are in LOndon. They are not used to such a busy house.

    One cat pooed on a duvet. I washed the cover,...
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    Sticky: When I spoke to police officer earlier about tyre...

    When I spoke to police officer earlier about tyre slashing incident, I made a joke about keeping a 2m distance. She said "police officers are exempt"!

    I don't think she realizes that technically...
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    Sticky: MrsBP was in Asda this morning. At the other end...

    MrsBP was in Asda this morning. At the other end of an aisle she was in, some woman freaked out as two other women got "too close".

    MrsBP upset by that. Quite unlike her to get upset. As one of...
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    Sticky: Several episodes of the crown watched. S3E2 now....

    Several episodes of the crown watched. S3E2 now.

    Series 3 is BADLY written. But still entertaining.
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    Sticky: Shepherds pie for dinner! Very tasty. Also, I...

    Shepherds pie for dinner! Very tasty.

    Also, I washed a bath robe and MrsBP's towel! I am turning into a domestic goddess....
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    Sticky: So at least 220 posts today....

    So at least 220 posts today....
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    Sticky: #325643 - first post of tpd today....

    #325643 - first post of tpd today....
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    Sticky: Am I right in think over 200 posts today in tpd?...

    Am I right in think over 200 posts today in tpd? :confused:
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    Sticky: We all went outside at 8pm and clapped. Kept the...

    We all went outside at 8pm and clapped. Kept the kids occupied for about 30 seconds. I even got a saucepan and wooden spoon!

    Why can't we give NHS workers an extra 20% instead? :confused:
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    Sticky: Still no BR14. Has he drowned himself in HP...

    Still no BR14. Has he drowned himself in HP sauce?

    The last time he was away for this long he had fallen off his bike...
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    Sticky: Has LM trundled the bins? :rolleyes: Mind you,...

    Has LM trundled the bins? :rolleyes:

    Mind you, when she trundles next Tuesday, I bet she puts her back out. I wonder if the bin men will call her an ambulance when they see that many empty gin...
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    Sticky: And another one I solved tonight. Sybase ASE....

    And another one I solved tonight. Sybase ASE. Trying to do something like: -
    delete t1
    from t1, t2
    where t1.c1 = t2.c1
    and t1.c2 = "0"

    Even though it should delete no rows, and an index on C2,...
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    Sticky: My phone does not accept notifications between...

    My phone does not accept notifications between 7pm and 5am. I just checked it anyway. 5 messages from my boss - well one of my bosses. I was able to send a reply so he thinks I am still around - good...
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    Sticky: I hope they give the rest to food bank or...

    I hope they give the rest to food bank or homeless.
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    Sticky: Police turned up. For once MrsBP did not ask what...

    Police turned up. For once MrsBP did not ask what I had done this time. It was regarding the tyre slashing....
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    :yay:
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    MF was caught buying 10 large cakes the...

    MF was caught buying 10 large cakes the othercday. He sauid panic buying. I reckon a morning's supply....
  25. They knew about them in 2000. And left them open...

    They knew about them in 2000. And left them open until 2008. Then closed retrospectively.

    Loan schemes were worse. HMRC knew about them in 1999. Not closed until 2017.

    Oddly this thread has...
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    Sticky: I got booted out of there. I did not know what...

    I got booted out of there. I did not know what beakers were for...
  27. It has happened. Imagine being asked to pay 80%...

    It has happened. Imagine being asked to pay 80% tax. I suppose its better than paying back 100% of the loan.
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    Sticky: Actually I lied! A PS3 game came for baby bp....

    Actually I lied! A PS3 game came for baby bp. Still one more expected. And same cable converters for my home office setup...
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    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
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    Sticky: :emb Thats me going to be kicked out of the...

    :emb

    Thats me going to be kicked out of the local occaltist society.

    How come you know so much about the dark arts?
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    Sticky: :eek: :hug: Try not to get up from the sofa...

    :eek:

    :hug:

    Try not to get up from the sofa again! Seriously, engage core then move.

    Lie on the floor. Knees above hips. Cycle.

    When cycling, do not get shouted at by NF.....
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    Sticky: :yay: Hopefully means you are feeling better?

    :yay: Hopefully means you are feeling better?
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    Sticky: Agreed very strongly. Once MrsBP shouted at a...

    Agreed very strongly.

    Once MrsBP shouted at a cyclist "Doesn't your mother let you cycle on the road!" :laugh
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    Sticky: Bring me back some bog roll. Oh are you off to...

    Bring me back some bog roll.

    Oh are you off to Aldi? Then a new snorkel please....
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    Sticky: Is that the acid he bought to dissolve cyclists...

    Is that the acid he bought to dissolve cyclists he shot? Is the space under the patio full?
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    Sticky: Dear God - going back through all the drivel you...

    Dear God - going back through all the drivel you lot created is hard work....
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    Sticky: MrsBP cannot use fingerprint id. All those years...

    MrsBP cannot use fingerprint id. All those years of being a chef. It also means she can pick up VERY hot things as she has almost no nerve endings...
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    Sticky: Not sure if you saw my post earlier. In LLandudno...

    Not sure if you saw my post earlier. In LLandudno last night, 27 cars had 2 tyres slashed. Closest was 3m from our house...
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    Sticky: https://i.pinimg.com/564x/57/40/93/5740936f6fe7c8b...

    https://i.pinimg.com/564x/57/40/93/5740936f6fe7c8b4af686752abdabff1.jpg
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    Sticky: Whose delivery did you do? You did not do mine....

    Whose delivery did you do? You did not do mine....
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    Sticky: :eek: Shall I start looking for a new forum to...

    :eek:

    Shall I start looking for a new forum to post on?
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    Sticky: Is that where you draw a pentecost before...

    Is that where you draw a pentecost before starting work?
  43. Isn't filling in JSA forms work? PS - don't...

    Isn't filling in JSA forms work?

    PS - don't forget that as PC is protected in professional forums to give double abuse in general...
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    Sticky: Where is BR14? :confused:

    Where is BR14? :confused:
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    Sticky: Off to watch the crown now....

    Off to watch the crown now....
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    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
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    Sticky: Still driveling so things are not that bad! ...

    Still driveling so things are not that bad!

    However just went to the park. On the way back, baby bp spotted a car with two flat tyres. I thought that was odd.

    Then another car with 2 slashed...
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    Sticky: :freaky: Nearly as incomprehensible as a NF...

    :freaky:

    Nearly as incomprehensible as a NF technical post....
  49. If I lose, I will go bankrupt.....

    If I lose, I will go bankrupt.....
  50. Has the Italy death toll peaked? Fitting the...

    Has the Italy death toll peaked?

    Fitting the Italian’s curve – My personal space
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