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  1. Thread: 1,000,000

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    Spanish Flu 1920г 50,000,000

    Spanish Flu 1920г 50,000,000
  2. Thread: Hikikomori CFL

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    You may like ...

    You may like


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkF2y9fdGpk
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    I noticed that the natives are getting restless...

    I noticed that the natives are getting restless as there are a lot more out walking and driving today.
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    Yep, they will be moving and storing dead bodies.

    Yep, they will be moving and storing dead bodies.
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    https://mediamadmeg.co.uk/image/cache/data/FM/9544...

    https://mediamadmeg.co.uk/image/cache/data/FM/9544-800x600.jpg
  6. Surely YOUR fart would kill the virus, and the...

    Surely YOUR fart would kill the virus, and the surrounding occupants.
  7. Thread: Face masks

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    Poll: However, viruses can easily land on your eyes and...

    However, viruses can easily land on your eyes and enter your tear ducts, go to your throat and down your lungs. Full filtered goggles are required.

    It only takes one virus to enter your lungs to...
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    Original information from China stated that live...

    Original information from China stated that live COVID-19 can survive in the body and be excreted in poo. Wash your hands after a poo and clean your glass tables after use.
  9. Thread: O2

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    Did you call? ...

    Did you call?

    https://assets.ldscdn.org/ef/32/ef32470c7c4bddbca31d997b8ec60e49266252df/jesus_sermon_mount.jpeg
  10. Thread: Transport

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    UK fuel prices seem to have dropped lower than...

    UK fuel prices seem to have dropped lower than some other European countries.

    Fuel prices in Europe in March 2020 • Autotraveler.ru
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    You obviously got the wrong kind of Brexit you...

    You obviously got the wrong kind of Brexit you voted for.:laugh
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    You obviously got the wrong kind of Brexit you...

    You obviously got the wrong kind of Brexit you voted for.
  13. Thread: Face masks

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    Poll: No mask will stop viruses (due to the virus size)...

    No mask will stop viruses (due to the virus size) but they will filter out dust particles and water droplets that harbour virus, therefore, it is still better to wear a mask.

    >> How big are...
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    Bojo is 'managing' the virus, in the same way, he...

    Bojo is 'managing' the virus, in the same way, he campaigned for Brexit and to be PM, ie lies, lies and more lies.
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    Only 30 new ventilators on order will arrive next...

    Only 30 new ventilators on order will arrive next week.

    BBC.

    No doubt Bojo will say there was a mistake in the email when ordering.
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    Just thought about that. Does Lidl have trolley...

    Just thought about that. Does Lidl have trolley pushers as they use coin in the slot trolleys?
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    https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/2LkAAOSw-a1bIReG/s-...

    https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/2LkAAOSw-a1bIReG/s-l640.jpg
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    I just dumped my two Ming Vases in the bin.

    I just dumped my two Ming Vases in the bin.
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    Just thinkin' like…

    Just thinkin' like…
    The lock-down will be a windfall for insurance companies. Fewer claims on motor insurance and with people staying at home, fewer burglaries. Buy shares in Insurance?
  20. I am off to the chemist to buy some...

    I am off to the chemist to buy some ant-flatulence medicine. (Fart) and a prescription for my Tourette’s, f&&&
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    The government could not organise a pi$$up in a...

    The government could not organise a pi$$up in a brewery.

    Coronavirus: UK ‘wasting time’ on NHS protective gear orders - BBC News
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    It is an absolute fact. Have you been ignoring...

    It is an absolute fact. Have you been ignoring the news? The government knew they were short of ventilators in January. Bojo even rejected the offer to join the EU procurement program to buy...
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    Tough measures should have been to order some...

    Tough measures should have been to order some ventilators. To date, none of the UK ventilator manufactures has had any orders from the Uk government. Conversely, the Uk ventilator manufactures have...
  24. Thread: Face Masks WTF!

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    But there is a possibility that the virus was...

    But there is a possibility that the virus was accidentally released by the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
    Wuhan Institute of Virology - Wikipedia
  25. Thread: Face Masks WTF!

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    Why are they selling hair curlers? ...

    Why are they selling hair curlers?

    https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-it2mosuzwj/images/stencil/320w/products/281/1066/Matthieu_BT-MF__85848.1539875803.jpg?c=2
  26. Thread: Face Masks WTF!

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    Face Masks WTF!

    I see a growing number of car drivers being the only occupant in the car wearing face masks. Is this some sort of status symbol?
  27. Just buy a pair of rubber gloves and cut the...

    Just buy a pair of rubber gloves and cut the little finger off and use that.
  28. Thai massage parlour All in NATO gas masks and...

    Thai massage parlour
    All in NATO gas masks and rubber gloves. Not quite the same as before.
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    Coronavirus gets infected by a Boris

    Coronavirus gets infected by a Boris

    Coronavirus gets infected by a Boris, “I am gutted” virus tells Daily Mail. “I would never have proliferated had I known I would end up with a Boris”
  30. https://pics.me.me/9-17-9i-god-at-his-computer-thi...

    https://pics.me.me/9-17-9i-god-at-his-computer-this-smite-hurt-a-little-11828815.png
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    I will light a candle for Bojo... a Roman Candle...

    I will light a candle for Bojo...
    a Roman Candle and stick it up his arse


    https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/shooting-roman-candle-fireworks-long-260nw-180195026.jpg
  32. Thread: 60% LTV

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    I am interested, I can sell my one-car garage in...

    I am interested, I can sell my one-car garage in Holland Park and still have change left over.
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    The country voted for a clown to be PM and...

    The country voted for a clown to be PM and planning is done on the back of an envelope. As per the news yesterday, the NHS does not have enough face masks for their own staff. Some nurses have to go...
  34. Get help with anger - NHS...

    Get help with anger - NHS
  35. i wish i wuz clever like you is

    i wish i wuz clever like you is
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    Bojo just lies and people forget what he says. ...

    Bojo just lies and people forget what he says.

    Bojo's mate; Professor Whitty is the Chief Medical Officer (CMO) for England, the UK's government Chief Medical Adviser and head of the public health...
  37. Thread: Prince Charles

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    but then he bottled it...

    but then he bottled it...
  38. Thread: Prince Charles

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    The difference being that royalty gets to have...

    The difference being that royalty gets to have treatment.
  39. Thread: Panic buying

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    Tuesday, Waitrose almost empty of customers, very...

    Tuesday, Waitrose almost empty of customers, very clean with a mass of reduced items. Aldi plenty of stock and giving stuff away free.
  40. Thread: Prince Charles

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    Every cloud...

    Every cloud...
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    He's a bit young for you ...

    He's a bit young for you

    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41QBpaGuFVL._AC_.jpg
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    Overweight males exercising seems to attract the...

    Overweight males exercising seems to attract the virus.
  43. Thread: favourite recipe

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    How to prepare Kiwi ...

    How to prepare Kiwi

    https://apikabu.ru/img_n/2011-07_2/7d0705.jpg
  44. Thread: favourite recipe

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    What a great idea. I will buzz downstairs to...

    What a great idea. I will buzz downstairs to Gieves and ask him to get cook on with the job.
  45. Thread: favourite recipe

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    That would give me Hyperglycemia and put me in a...

    That would give me Hyperglycemia and put me in a coma.
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    https://i1.wp.com/iranian.com/Arts/2002/November/T...

    https://i1.wp.com/iranian.com/Arts/2002/November/Tintin/Images/image.jpg?w=960
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    The real reason Mac's are closing is because the...

    The real reason Mac's are closing is because the customers are staying away
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    In Japan, they respect old people and they would...

    In Japan, they respect old people and they would prioritise them in such situations
  49. Mark 12:17

    Mark 12:17
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    A Different View Cases per 1 million people ...

    A Different View

    Cases per 1 million people

    San Marino 4798.46
    Iceland 1559.33
    Luxembourg 1299.9
    Andorra 1155.2
    Liechtenstein 1141.17
    Italy 888.27
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