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morning
:wave:
rain's stopped.
bored.

meh.

I would if you do it.

:smokin

Magic

runner

Yep. go for it mate, - let us know how you get on.

FTFY

a severe talking to to, with the maximum pucker of the mooth.
i enjoyed the surprised/shocked look, when i told them to feck off.

you've got to get your entertainment where you can, when working...

:tumble:

Dark washing on.
I like doing it on Sunday, reminds me of the Swiss washing machine police in Basel.
fecking glass navel brigade.
a whole nation of pucker mouthed anal retentives.

:smokin

crocodile

morning
:wave:

hissed down overnight, but CBSWFB now.

Ear

dinner is chicken thigh fillets in a garlic herb and tomato sauce with baby carrots and garden peas.
over penne pasta.

and a nice merlot.

all very nice IISSM..

and this is relevant? - go back to your magic beans thread, there's a good Erik

tell me about it. it took me a bloody month to get over my little incident.
I have been back to thank the tree for being so bushy, springy and shock absorbing.
:D

well, just rest up and recover....

:wave:

glad you're in one piece.
was it horsesh1t?
tramlines?
feckwit pedestrians?
or sniper fire?

:wave:
dull
damp
dreary

meh

happy days

if you had an active pension for the last three years, then yes.
if not, no.

is this a google translation from ersatz erik to English?

oh, sorry, not craphat after all.

webfoot.

:D

is the band playing the mason's apron?

:cheers::D:cheers:

aye, best to be wary, with your attitude.

:smokin

Flaw

you'd have tae see them coming for that, craphat!

dream on.

:smokin

R.T.F.M.

and in English??

you really are a piece of work, aren't you.

utter twat.

don't let the door slap yer arse, etc
:winker:

you live in Wales then?, years behind everyone else?

still in that grey place between the M25 and Scotland though.
devoid of intelligent life.
:smokin

had his hat on, here, earlier.
the wind blew it off though.
grey, again..

:tumble:

we don't.

who's 'we' and 'our'?
Germany?

feckin ersatz eric!

quite.

morning
:wave:

grey
a bit damp.
no current precipitation.

:tumble:

and at tedious length

A Chinese barber's is it?

:igmc:

CU offer a salary sacrifice pension scheme.
payment is gross of NI and tax.

i think Clarity do too.
they both post on here.

:wave:
morning
dreich
:(

aye, - right

ahh, another sockie.

i'll handle it for a small service charge.
honest guv.

i remember interviews.
long time ago, though.
mostly it's 'are you interested?' and
'when can you start?'
then
me: 'how much?'

Crapita

Rare

of course

and you are, again?

i've got one, but i'm fecked if i'll go anywhere near Manchester without a large sum of regular fiscal input being involved.

:smokin