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    Sticky: These slip ups happen. The other day I meant to...

    These slip ups happen. The other day I meant to say to MrsBP "I love you" and it accidentally came out as "You runined my life you b1tch"....
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    LilyThePink

    LilyThePink
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    Sticky: PS I do intend to jump into the tpd time machine...

    PS I do intend to jump into the tpd time machine at some point.....
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    Sticky: :wave: At this rate tpd will soon reach the...

    :wave:

    At this rate tpd will soon reach the 400k....
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    Sticky: I know things are dull in tpd so I thought I...

    I know things are dull in tpd so I thought I would regale you all with my exciting life! Today I put whites and coloured in the same wash cycle! :eek:

    Its all just fun fun fun here.
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    I visited NLyUK recently. She raised her skirt on...

    I visited NLyUK recently. She raised her skirt on the left side. Tattoo of GhostofTarbera at the top of her left leg. She told me to kiss it.
    She raised her skirt on the right side. Tattoo of...
  8. Its interesting given the latest news on AML.

    Its interesting given the latest news on AML.
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    Sorry - Phil has given a strict embargo. ...

    Sorry - Phil has given a strict embargo.

    However he is telling those that contact him. One poster PMed me earlier to say it was the first time his wife had smiled in months!
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    Just to confirm, this is stunningly good news....

    Just to confirm, this is stunningly good news. Very worth while reaching out to Phil.
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    Sticky: :throw: Really cheesed off to be back. I am...

    :throw:

    Really cheesed off to be back. I am trying to avoid CUK. Very sad to be forced here. I will try to run away further this time.

    However I do miss my tpd friends! Hope you are all well?
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    Did you use Asvidya or AML post 2016?

    If anyone reading this once used a 'scheme' known as Asvidya (or its predecessors) you may wish to contact Phil for a no obligation free chat.
    Same applies for anyone who utilised AML schemes post...
  13. Remember Grengfell cladding. Not legal. Not...

    Remember Grengfell cladding. Not legal. Not illegal.
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    Sticky: Beaten to it!

    Beaten to it!
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    Sticky: I think it is to do with getting a carriage next...

    I think it is to do with getting a carriage next to your exit at your station? :confused:
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    I would feel sorry for anyone who had him as a...

    I would feel sorry for anyone who had him as a sugar daddy. What an ugly fat git.
  17. If asked to do anything stupid I escalate to my...

    If asked to do anything stupid I escalate to my boss.

    Has happened more times than it should....
  18. It has been well known for 12 years that HMRC...

    It has been well known for 12 years that HMRC might as well have no rule book. They do what they want, when they want.

    If people only care when they are themselves affected, what do you expect?
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    Poll: 80% female. no gender balance in Labour.

    80% female. no gender balance in Labour.
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    Some parts were really clever. Some awful. I...

    Some parts were really clever. Some awful.

    I tried S2E1 yesterday. I was so bored after 20 minutes or so. I might give it a go at another point.
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    Sticky: OMG. Someone is happy. Is there anything worse?

    OMG. Someone is happy. Is there anything worse?
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    Sticky: :wave: I thought winter was already done?...

    :wave:

    I thought winter was already done? :confused:
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    Sticky: How ghastly.

    How ghastly.
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    Sticky: I hope WTFH did not provide the entertainment....

    I hope WTFH did not provide the entertainment....
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    Sticky: Make sure you wear the colours of whatever...

    Make sure you wear the colours of whatever association football club Leicester are playing....
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    WhiningContractorLoser forum.

    WhiningContractorLoser forum.
  27. I suppose that is why the squirrels nibble your...

    I suppose that is why the squirrels nibble your nuts. Now why not f**k off and let the grown ups talk.
  28. 1. They don't understand contractors. You kill...

    1. They don't understand contractors. You kill what you fear. You fear what you don't understand.
    2. Contractors dislike other contractors. They think they are special. In fact, they are just the...
  29. Sticky: The always send misleading letters.....

    The always send misleading letters.....
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    Awesome site :yay: A shame it only goes to...

    Awesome site :yay:

    A shame it only goes to 10^15. Will I have to end the counting thread there?

    37532
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    Why do you engage with a poster who does nothing...

    Why do you engage with a poster who does nothing but disparage other posters? :confused:

    I thought you were better than that.....
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    Or for not serving Ferrero Rocher at the...

    Or for not serving Ferrero Rocher at the reception....
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    Its true. The British will be so well off they...

    Its true. The British will be so well off they won't need to do any work. That was what you meant wasn't it......
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    Is there a good reason for them to drive on the...

    Is there a good reason for them to drive on the right in the UK?
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    Can't they drive on the correct side of the road?...

    Can't they drive on the correct side of the road?
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    Why did this candle sell so quickly?

    Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina? | Fashion | The Guardian

    Still, Goop is worth more than a quarter of a billion dollars, largely because of Gwyneth talking...
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    A tidal wave of fat

    By 2030, nearly half of all U.S. adults will be obese, experts predict - Los Angeles Times

    New research finds that by 2030, nearly half of American adults — 49.2% to be exact — will be obese. In...
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    Sticky: I am amazed you did not end up like me.

    I am amazed you did not end up like me.
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    Sticky: God smiles on those who go carbon neutral...

    God smiles on those who go carbon neutral
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