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  1. No rate increase for anyone One bank is about...

    No rate increase for anyone

    One bank is about to cut all rates 20% next month across the board


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  2. Lol, I saw more alcohol, hookers and drugs in...

    Lol, I saw more alcohol, hookers and drugs in Dubai than anywhere else I’ve worked


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  3. What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis? All of the...

    What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

    All of the people I know have agreed to umbrella rather than leave as no job in banking


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    Unfortunately it’s not proper business class,...

    Unfortunately it’s not proper business class, it’s just a middle seat missing - tan the bar

    Moscow is the shortest route for proper BC I believe


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  5. Which ones ? Sent from my iPhone using...

    Which ones ?


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  6. Last place they were getting between £35_£40K in...

    Last place they were getting between £35_£40K in central London

    That’s very cheap

    Sapient here charging £600 a day


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  7. Worked with them all (not for them) No way on...

    Worked with them all (not for them)

    No way on earth


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  8. Canary islands Full English Breakfast for...

    Canary islands

    Full English Breakfast for £1.99


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  9. What is an IR35 Status Determination Statement...

    What is an IR35 Status Determination Statement (SDS)?

    Hence why so many company’s are just saying no limited company contractors and not making a IR35 decision


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  10. Come on man - share the love Sent from my...

    Come on man - share the love


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    Help please with IR35 Scope

    Starter for 10


    How not to use your UK Ltd in the Netherlands

    If your U.K. does not care where you work - live in Dubai and pay no tax


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  12. Forgot about jocko tax rates Gross multiplied...

    Forgot about jocko tax rates

    Gross multiplied by 0.6 will be near enough

    You will get big differences from quotes from umbrella as they try to win your business

    But when you get your 1st...
  13. God someone will be looking for there 5% next ...

    God someone will be looking for there 5% next


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    Why is this still a story ? diplomatic...

    Why is this still a story ?

    diplomatic immunity is diplomatic immunity

    What is not to get here ?


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  15. Thread: Boomed

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    Babablacksheep in the last post Sent from my...

    Babablacksheep in the last post


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    Starfish Sent from my iPhone using...

    Starfish


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    Help please with IR35 Scope

    All of your money should be processed via Dutch payrol company, the bit you process via your U.K. limited company for expenses is tax evasion but that’s your future issue when Dutch tax find out...
  18. Umbrella questions about SDC expenses, pensions and Scottish tax bands

    Question 1

    NO expenses

    No travel, no accommodation, no food, no accountancy fees, no new laptop no company car, no splitting dividends, no employing your wife , no dividends - all out of net...
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    Cool, as tax evasion Don’t tell HMRC this sir...

    Cool, as tax evasion

    Don’t tell HMRC this sir


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    Give my regards to bubba in your prison cell ...

    Give my regards to bubba in your prison cell


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    Last slapper, no way man Sent from my...

    Last slapper, no way man


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    Plus NO expenses Sent from my iPhone using...

    Plus NO expenses


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    He said he can decline his dividends Sent...

    He said he can decline his dividends


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    His other plan (if moved to umbrella) is to stop...

    His other plan (if moved to umbrella) is to stop taking dividends himself but his wife (book keeper) to max out each year until he returns to an outside position




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    Surly he is still an employee of his limited...

    Surly he is still an employee of his limited company and employee of umbrella Company ??? Can you be an employee of both?


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    Thinking about this more, a woman could use this...

    Thinking about this more, a woman could use this for same purposes (whole banana) and it would be warm afterwards for man to use, then both could eat the banana


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    Season ticket iR35

    Mates season ticket is £13.5K (1st class from north Birmingham) just renewed it (outside ir35 / limited company)

    Also plans to buy £5K avios points now for company flights in next year

    Also...
  28. Lots of agents (like accountants) will go belly...

    Lots of agents (like accountants) will go belly up in the next few years in there hard times

    Bit of a risk


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    I always assumed this is why we give bananas to...

    I always assumed this is why we give bananas to people on a boom


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    Banana BJ

    Anyone tried this yet?


    Doctors urge men to stop using banana peelings to pleasure themselves – or risk rashes and painful sores – The Sun


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  31. A big boy told me and ran away Sent from my...

    A big boy told me and ran away


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    Look at avois points options also Business...

    Look at avois points options also

    Business class return would be £1600 ish


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  33. This + Change it to a 23 month contact if...

    This +

    Change it to a 23 month contact if outside and you have expenses (you can claim zip if 24months)


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  34. Indeed, 10 years ago perhaps but now top notch ...

    Indeed, 10 years ago perhaps but now top notch


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    How’s it going 1 week in? Sent from my...

    How’s it going 1 week in?


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  36. With Boris dropping the tier 2 Johnson...

    With Boris dropping the tier 2

    Johnson likely to end GBP30,000 immigration threshold post-Brexit | World news | The Guardian

    If I was an employer would I rather get 5 cheap reasonable good...
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    Surly your current setup is illegal under Dutch...

    Surly your current setup is illegal under Dutch law?


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    2015 was the land of milk and honey for...

    2015 was the land of milk and honey for contractors

    Different world now, no contracts no limited company’s rate cuts


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  39. EY the people who suggested them Sent from...

    EY the people who suggested them


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    RBS cancels permie offers

    Just has a call from my mate at RBS they got informed yesterday of the 250 contractors that agreed to switch from contacting to permies and were doing onboarding / some already permie were now all...
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    Starling Setup in 20 mins Job done ...

    Starling

    Setup in 20 mins

    Job done


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  42. Thread: Boomed

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    Outside ??? Banana Sent from my iPhone...

    Outside ???

    Banana


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    Cool fairytale Try also digging for gold at...

    Cool fairytale

    Try also digging for gold at the end of a rainbow


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    Mate called me today it’s his 1 year anniversary...

    Mate called me today it’s his 1 year anniversary of his last contact




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    Your mum? Sent from my iPhone using...

    Your mum?


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    Grow up Sent from my iPhone using...

    Grow up


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  47. Indeed I once got a £200 a day increase because I...

    Indeed I once got a £200 a day increase because I got the beers in at ALL events


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    Is this only this that’s concerning you ?? ...

    Is this only this that’s concerning you ??

    Jesus wept


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  49. Client asked all contractors not to go into...

    Client asked all contractors not to go into “griffin pub” across the road £1 in a pint nudie dance pub directly from the office as was giving the company a bad name, and asked if we could walk round...
  50. Are you crazy ? Umbrella is not your real...

    Are you crazy ?

    Umbrella is not your real world employer, and don’t know if you are getting renewed the next week or not

    Buy it via your limited company now - free Money


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