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    This post makes no sense?

    This post makes no sense?
  2. Thread: Tim Martin

    by Platypus
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    "Responding to suggestions that he should not be...

    "Responding to suggestions that he should not be issuing pronouncements on how to deal with coronavirus, Facebook user (insert your name here) said he was entitled to make public statements on the...
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    Interested, because I heard that Jeremy Virus on...

    Interested, because I heard that Jeremy Virus on R2 was as hysterical as ever :eek:
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    FFS tell him to eff off for the safety of others!...

    FFS tell him to eff off for the safety of others! Then punch him in the face from a safe distance. Use a broom maybe?
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    Even for a Remainer, that's moronic. You think...

    Even for a Remainer, that's moronic. You think that in "normal times" the UK could just spontaneously have said "borders shut, no bloody foreigners allowed in" and the EU would have just nodded and...
  6. Poll: My daughter has started coughing... she's sure...

    My daughter has started coughing... she's sure she hasn't got it so is self-isolating under duress.

    Not a loo-roll to be found here in the S.E. :eek:
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    Serious answer (sorry, yes I know this is...

    Serious answer (sorry, yes I know this is General), is that it gives people a feeling of control at a time when they feel control slipping away,
    Why Are People Hoarding Toilet Paper Amid Coronavirus...
  8. I know people who are already panicking,...

    I know people who are already panicking, something like this will send them over the edge :eek:
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    again? :eek:

    again? :eek:
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    Clients expect to see an improvement in services...

    Clients expect to see an improvement in services levels :laugh
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    Really? Still on this? Is there a new...

    Really? Still on this? Is there a new Intelligence and Security Committee yet?

    Even traitor Grieve said there was no evidence that the Russian state interfered in the 2016 referendum and the 2017...
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    e.g. Putting money into a SIPP or refreshing...

    e.g. Putting money into a SIPP or refreshing hardware is hardly "suss" ?

    I wish I'd known about the SIPP thing sooner myself, could have built up my pension pot much faster and saved a lot of CT.
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    Did personal allowances go up? The 40% band...

    Did personal allowances go up?
    The 40% band limit, the same or raised?

    I didn't vote Tory to not get a tax cut bribe :tantrum:
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    Yep, going to collect another 4.4bn ... :eek:

    Yep, going to collect another 4.4bn ... :eek:
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    Umm, Rishi is not a great speaker :( (this is the...

    Umm, Rishi is not a great speaker :( (this is the first time I've heard him speak).
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    My heart is not bleeding. You are in a very...

    My heart is not bleeding. You are in a very fortunate position.
  17. Personally, I'd be thinking very seriously about...

    Personally, I'd be thinking very seriously about closing it down. It may not stop HMRC, but also it might. Why risk it, I'd be asking myself.
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    +1 Very sorry to hear your plight :(

    +1

    Very sorry to hear your plight :(
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    I don't think that's fair :tantrum: Only one...

    I don't think that's fair :tantrum: Only one :tired
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    Unless you need to access funds in the next few...

    Unless you need to access funds in the next few years (1-5) stay put.
    How long do stock markets take to recover? - Boring Money
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    No, no, he's very intelligent, very successful...

    No, no, he's very intelligent, very successful and very rich. I think he may have mentioned this :winker:
  22. Thread: BaBoomed

    by Platypus
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    Well done!!

    Well done!!
  23. Thread: Boomed

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    Many congrats! :yay:

    Many congrats! :yay:
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    Wow! Those twitter users (twats?) really know how...

    Wow! Those twitter users (twats?) really know how to get the laughs! :rolleyes:
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    As is Debenhams.

    As is Debenhams.
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    Do you? For me it was JRM advising to wash...

    Do you?

    For me it was JRM advising to wash one's hands while humming the National Anthem :rolleyes:
  27. Thread: Dr Who 2020

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    OK, I'm persuaded, on balance, to give it a try,...

    OK, I'm persuaded, on balance, to give it a try, but I hold you LM personally responsible if GoT was right :laugh
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    If you're interested, :rolleyes: Ludacris -...

    If you're interested, :rolleyes:
    Ludacris - Wikipedia
  29. I thought that Zigenare mentioned he thought a...

    I thought that Zigenare mentioned he thought a colleague had it, therefore he had been exposed?

    EDIT: found it.


    [cue W coming along and saying "good" then saying it's satire]
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    You're damed right!! :tantrum:

    You're damed right!!



    :tantrum:
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    Was he earlier than usual or later than usual?...

    Was he earlier than usual or later than usual? :nerd
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    Ah, the same "satire" on display from Jo Brand,...

    Ah, the same "satire" on display from Jo Brand, Terry Christian and various others who post that leavers deserve to die. Ha ha. You're a chunt and you know it. Never mind me needing a sign, you need...
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    I'm guessing he watched "Tales on the Riverbank"...

    I'm guessing he watched "Tales on the Riverbank" starring Hammy Hamster all those years ago! (c1972 I believe).
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    I agree, I thank my lucky stars every day. ...

    I agree, I thank my lucky stars every day.

    This tickled my funny bone,

    Nation turns to Warhammer players for advice on how to stay at home for two weeks
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    And yet...

    And yet...
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    Poll: Still bouncing... is this the time to sell to...

    Still bouncing... is this the time to sell to minimise losses? :nerd

    This is damned annoying. I should have been able to predict the crash based on the fact that I decided to put some money in....
  37. Thread: HamsterKauf

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    Oh come on, get on with it, start calling him...

    Oh come on, get on with it, start calling him names already :rolleyes:
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    It's just you. There is no social housing due to...

    It's just you. There is no social housing due to wicked Tory austerity.

    (c) The Labour Party
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    Make "Shelter" or the judges pay for repairs to...

    Make "Shelter" or the judges pay for repairs to properties that are mis-treated by DSS tenants. That'll learn 'em.
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    Thanks! :tongue

    Thanks! :tongue
  41. Think about all the tax you saved over the years...

    Think about all the tax you saved over the years and be happy.
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    Dr.Who all eps on Britbox now, I see.

    Dr.Who all eps on Britbox now, I see.
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    I deny everything!!!! Got your attention though!...

    I deny everything!!!! Got your attention though! :smile




    Ah excellent, thanks! Hope you're well :wave:

    Thanks to others for helpful replies too :-)
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    I did like the episode of DS9 where they...

    I did like the episode of DS9 where they time-travel back to the "trouble with the tribbles" episode :happy
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    Thanks!

    Thanks!
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    Life Insurance through the Business?

    I'm thinking about getting some life insurance, one company is saying that the premiums can be paid by MyCo. How can this be right? (benefits would be payable to my family). They seemed vague when...
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    Abolish all schools and unis, we revert to the...

    Abolish all schools and unis, we revert to the stone age, problem solved :happy
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    Are you sure we didn't know each other back in...

    Are you sure we didn't know each other back in the day? :eek:

    Although at my school it was a Data General Nova, which I'd start by inputting the machine code bootstrap for the high-speed punched...
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    Didn't you hear? We're funding the NHS now...

    Didn't you hear? We're funding the NHS now instead of the EU. How could you miss that, it was on the side of a whacking great red bus ffs :rolleyes:
  50. Thread: Unemployed

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    It's the same when you post in here... your voice...

    It's the same when you post in here... your voice pitch goes up and you get all hysterical and red faced ... resembling boiled ham :smile
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