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    They ?

    They ?
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    describing the different sex's brains as baked...

    describing the different sex's brains as baked products!
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    Are you a waffle or a pancake?

    https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/women-ernst-young-how-to-dress-act-around-men_us_5da721eee4b002e33e78606a?ri18n=true



    is it 1960 again?
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    (Miss) Piggy

    (Miss) Piggy
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    Sticky: chicken & gunpowder potatoes! mmm ...

    chicken & gunpowder potatoes!

    mmm

    Terminator Genesis on the telly. not terrible.
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    groupies doesn't rhyme, the song is taking the...

    groupies doesn't rhyme, the song is taking the mick out of being a rock star from a working man's prospective.
  7. Thread: Weekend Thread

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    well now we know what you two search for on...

    well now we know what you two search for on xHamster.

    Your respective other halves need something a little bigger then?
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    even has its own name Suicide by cop

    even has its own name

    Suicide by cop
  9. Thread: Weekend Thread

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    not yet it seems to be a 'process' we have to...

    not yet it seems to be a 'process' we have to follow.
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    Mod

    Mod
  11. nah we can put up with you sober its just a bit...

    nah we can put up with you sober its just a bit difficult.
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    Sticky: Bottle of wine in the dry - living the dream!

    Bottle of wine in the dry - living the dream!
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    AtW on national service - oops sorry

    AtW on national service - oops sorry
  14. Thread: Weekend Thread

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    Sorry to hear that Lockhouse, luckily most of it...

    Sorry to hear that Lockhouse, luckily most of it is only money. Sad to hear about Mrs Lockhouse that is scary. Miss V3 is currently being tested for allergies ( she is complaining of tummy ache too...
  15. according to her you get enough tips! Though they...

    according to her you get enough tips! Though they aren't money.
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    Sticky: Burger & Chips with a pint of Roasted nuts at a...

    Burger & Chips with a pint of Roasted nuts at a quiz night. All good fun,

    Mrs V got prawns in crusty rolls as a consolation prize for baby sitting.
  17. NLyUK said your bottom rate was a farthing. Shows...

    NLyUK said your bottom rate was a farthing. Shows how many years experience you have !
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    dancing added a tune always makes me smile ...

    dancing

    added a tune always makes me smile


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEeH5OkjeIY
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    I liked the idea of just removing the door when...

    I liked the idea of just removing the door when they super-glued themselves to one.
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    lets hope its very painful to remove! If it...

    lets hope its very painful to remove!

    If it causes infertility to those that use it, that would be a bonus!
  21. Thread: Tick... Tick...

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    :banana:

    :banana:
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    NLyUK said you were posh using fresh ones.

    NLyUK said you were posh using fresh ones.
  23. Its not rocket science!

    Its not rocket science!
  24. FTFY

    FTFY
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    Cliff

    Cliff
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    you are MP's unwanted suitor and I claim my 5...

    you are MP's unwanted suitor and I claim my 5 condoms!
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    Nah WTFH is a crap shot!

    Nah WTFH is a crap shot!
  28. Thread: Petitions

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    your ex can be so cruel!

    your ex can be so cruel!
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    Commando

    Commando
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    Sticky: tea was pie & homemade veg curry. more curry...

    tea was pie & homemade veg curry.


    more curry for lunch tomorrow :happy

    entertainment was s4 of Chuck!
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    IWOOT!!!!

    IWOOT!!!!
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    plus expensing the towels & flannels :happy ...

    plus expensing the towels & flannels :happy

    probably the same lady that thinks the wharf is central london...
  33. FTFY

    FTFY
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    is that a Truckducken?

    is that a Truckducken?
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    one of the joys of working in a site out by the...

    one of the joys of working in a site out by the woods (as compared to the bowels of Slough) was last week we saw a deer & its baby down by the stream and later a twerking squirrel outside our office...
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    FTFY I fall on the side of it being the final...

    FTFY

    I fall on the side of it being the final curtain with no after show party but if you want to save yourself then SimonMacs Marcus Aurealias signature works for me.
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    I was putting WTFH more a Domino's delivery...

    I was putting WTFH more a Domino's delivery driver than a (relatively) classy joint like Pizza Express.
  38. how could the experts be so wrong?? ...

    how could the experts be so wrong??



    Germany’s ailing economy can’t afford a no-deal Brexit | The Spectator
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    then the client pays for it via enhanced rates or...

    then the client pays for it via enhanced rates or more jobs.

    or at least that is the way it should work.
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    Southern

    Southern
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    Elysian (shirley?)

    Elysian (shirley?)
  42. Thread: Economics

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    says Mr communicator who can't string a sentence...

    says Mr communicator who can't string a sentence together.
  43. Thread: Economics

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    yeah right benefit fraud is common (I can name a...

    yeah right benefit fraud is common (I can name a few) and we need to import millions of people to do work we pay people too many benefits to do so we have near full employment.
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    You would be surprised what you can achieve if...

    You would be surprised what you can achieve if you try

    Foxconn Is Under Scrutiny for Worker Conditions. It’s Not the First Time. - The New York Times
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    I think there is a place for both. can we say...

    I think there is a place for both.

    can we say - We will trade with you if you don't use child/slave labour and your production is green.
  46. Thread: Economics

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    I would be surprised if the rest of Europe...

    I would be surprised if the rest of Europe doesn't do something about theft like this?

    Named and shamed: Five of Britain's biggest benefits cheats who stole GBP4.5m from the taxpayer | Daily Mail...
  47. Thread: Economics

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    I doubt Dunkers got involved at that level. I...

    I doubt Dunkers got involved at that level. I suspect the contractor entrusted with this screwed it up


    Though I doubt he could organise a sandwich.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
  49. Thread: Economics

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    they only had 3 years to think of some of these...

    they only had 3 years to think of some of these solutions & implement them.

    This used to be done by poor families & those on benefits. The farmers supplied accommodation and the benefits were...
  50. what a surprise a remoaner making tulip up!

    what a surprise a remoaner making tulip up!
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