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    Make sure you post a linky so we can get our...

    Make sure you post a linky so we can get our "sealed bids" though your letter box. Any advance on one jobbie in a flaming envelope?
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    Scooter

    Scooter
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    Has anyone ever met a bigger dickhead than me?

    Has anyone ever met a bigger dickhead than me?
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    I got an advert for persil and turned it off....

    I got an advert for persil and turned it off. What was it supposed to be?
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    :winker:

    :winker:
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    I can tell you're not paid by a banking client...

    I can tell you're not paid by a banking client any more. I'd expect shorter odds than that :wink
  7. Thread: Nutters

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    Scooter's take on the economic boost of the...

    Scooter's take on the economic boost of the brexit settlement ought to be entertaining, if you're into that kind of tulip.
  8. As an analogy for project work, that's pretty...

    As an analogy for project work, that's pretty accurate.
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    Ale

    Ale
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    A Russian nan is likely to be quite formidable I...

    A Russian nan is likely to be quite formidable I reckon.
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    You carried 2 buckets of coins round an island...

    You carried 2 buckets of coins round an island full of pissed up weedgies? Very brave. I noticed they'd moved the race 2 weeks earlier in the year, so my training calendar was completely upset -...
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    Bloody hell. I'd always assumed you were just...

    Bloody hell. I'd always assumed you were just born that way.
  13. He does sound like a confirmed :winker: it must...

    He does sound like a confirmed :winker: it must be said.
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    Leave

    Leave
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    Go get em, tiger.

    Go get em, tiger.
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    What?

    What?
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    If it wasn't for ipse and their taxi drivers...

    If it wasn't for ipse and their taxi drivers forum, there wouldn't even be another one to be better than.
  18. Are you sure you just don't fancy one?

    Are you sure you just don't fancy one?
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    Like all local newspapers, it's probably stuffed...

    Like all local newspapers, it's probably stuffed with shameless plugs.
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    I doubt it, the way she handles that 12" black...

    I doubt it, the way she handles that 12" black rubber dildo.
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    Beard

    Beard
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    The filter on his tumble drier?

    The filter on his tumble drier?
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    Sticky: Nom! For a non-Yorkshire pie, that looks...

    Nom! For a non-Yorkshire pie, that looks excellent.

    Although, if I may venture a little criticism, it does look as though that pig has had it's back leg chopped off into the pie. :tongue
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    Sticky: I feel their pain. I have a shower tray...

    I feel their pain. I have a shower tray installed, and tiled walls but no waste installed, ergo no floor ergo no floor tiles ergo no bog or sink :mad Original planned installation date you ask? 23rd...
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    You should be selling the bed too and renting one...

    You should be selling the bed too and renting one from Brighthouse till we hear from Scooter it's safe to start buying again.
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    Scooter fluffed the thread, so that much is a...

    Scooter fluffed the thread, so that much is a given.
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    Gristle

    Gristle
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    Sticky: Audit monkeys :mad

    Audit monkeys :mad
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    MrsScooterScot

    MrsScooterScot
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    Lust

    Lust
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    You are highly unlikely to find a decent pint of...

    You are highly unlikely to find a decent pint of old peculiar whilst you are out there.
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    No. Just a big girl's blouse.

    No. Just a big girl's blouse.
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    Stopwatch gang - a good read :happy

    Stopwatch gang - a good read :happy
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    Eared

    Eared
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    Muslim

    Muslim
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    Maybe because MF has reached this milestone?

    Maybe because MF has reached this milestone?
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    I saw the aftermath of that. The corsa was doing...

    I saw the aftermath of that. The corsa was doing the Bradford standard 70mph in a 30 zone. The Audi was trying to turn right at a bit of road which isn't actually a turning - it was in a 100m queue...
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    I've got one for a tenant. She called 911 when...

    I've got one for a tenant. She called 911 when there was a stolen car abandoned outside and then wondered why the police took so long to respond.
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    Fox hat's new eglu?

    Fox hat's new eglu?
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    Sticky: Coffee, then plastering* the chimney breast. *...

    Coffee, then plastering* the chimney breast.

    * - bonding coat, on the outside, and in the hearth - before anyone gets carried away and thinks there might be some sense of finality to the above...
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    Sticky: Time to foxtrot, Oscar :smokin

    Time to foxtrot, Oscar :smokin
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    So, a perfect time to invest then? Says...

    So, a perfect time to invest then?



    Says the financial whiz who is so good at investing he's going to call the top AND the bottom of the next crash? Here's a tip - it can't be done, so forget...
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    Learn from Bob, the worst market timer ever...

    Learn from Bob, the worst market timer ever

    1% is about what Scooter will end up with, after he's feathered his broker's nests and pissed the rest away on crypto mist.
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    You make that sound like you think it's a bad...

    You make that sound like you think it's a bad thing :confused:
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    It's Corporal Jones' Investment Services again....

    It's Corporal Jones' Investment Services again. Even you can't miss the overall direction of travel here scoots.
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    It's an officially sanctioned swear filter...

    It's an officially sanctioned swear filter swerving technique, I'd have thought you'd have filed it away for future reference :smile
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    A BBC R6 playlist earworm ...

    A BBC R6 playlist earworm


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGKEOqJeSzE
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    Ants

    Ants
  49. I could have been equally as cynical 3 hours...

    I could have been equally as cynical 3 hours earlier when it comes to the 'fairness' agenda of these :winker:
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    Work is entirely optional from now on? Get out on...

    Work is entirely optional from now on? Get out on your bike and enjoy the countryside then.
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