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  1. I think he's looking for someone in "Good...

    I think he's looking for someone in "Good Standing".
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    So, the money that the British tax payer loaned...

    So, the money that the British tax payer loaned to the irish government has now been tied to the divorce bill?

    Talk about "what-a-boutery"!
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    We may be surprised.

    We may be surprised.
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    A withdrawal agreement if/when approved, will...

    A withdrawal agreement if/when approved, will become the withdrawal agreement.

    FFS, you remainers really are as thick as mince.
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    The divorce bill is not binding until parliament...

    The divorce bill is not binding until parliament approves the draft withdrawal agreement. :D
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    In the 1930s there wasn't a USAF so that wasn't...

    In the 1930s there wasn't a USAF so that wasn't exactly difficult, was it?
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    They still won't be able to afford to repay. ...

    They still won't be able to afford to repay.

    Never mind, maybe the Germans will help.
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    Irish renege on debt owed to UK

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    Until March 2021...
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    Look at the bright side. One less *******...

    Look at the bright side. One less ******* cyclist on the bastard roads!
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    Try bleeding your radiators. Failing that, just...

    Try bleeding your radiators. Failing that, just try bleeding.
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    Are you having trouble with the long words?...

    Are you having trouble with the long words? :confused:
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    That relationship faltered somewhat when Alexei...

    That relationship faltered somewhat when Alexei announced that he was paying for pussy!
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    Or if your language skills and intelligence are...

    Or if your language skills and intelligence are as limited as Old Greg's, try Ireland.
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    You can buy a tulipload of white goods for the...

    You can buy a tulipload of white goods for the price of 1 wife!

    Just saying...
  15. Thread: Another bung?

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    £350m should do it.

    £350m should do it.
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    Nope, they'll piss it against the wall, again.

    Nope, they'll piss it against the wall, again.
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    Glad you're awake - and weren't murdered in your...

    Glad you're awake - and weren't murdered in your sleep. This time :D
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    Gratis.

    Gratis.
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    Is that what you really aspire to?

    Is that what you really aspire to?
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    Pointless, their Scrabble sets only contain the...

    Pointless, their Scrabble sets only contain the letters M,O,H,A,M,D,L,P,B and U!
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    Gratis.

    Gratis.
  22. If the UK heads into recession. You forgot that...

    If the UK heads into recession. You forgot that bit. I'm sure it was an inadvertant omission on your part.

    Anyway, shouldn't you be surrendering and loading Muslim refugees into a truck...
  23. Thread: Kippers

    by Zigenare
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    You're JohnTheBike and I claim my £5 - none of...

    You're JohnTheBike and I claim my £5 - none of that Euro tulipe!
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    I wonder what happened to her...

    I wonder what happened to her...
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    She's given you the French disease, again?

    She's given you the French disease, again?
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    Is this the "Things you never hear anyone say"...

    Is this the "Things you never hear anyone say" thread?
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    Accidents happen. They're more likely to...

    Accidents happen.

    They're more likely to happen if you **** about.

    Looks like there's been some serious ******* about!
  28. Ayia Napa: Twelve detained in Cyprus over alleged gang rape of British woman

    A typical lads trip abroad, sun, sea, sex - whether she likes it or not!

    If this is true, someone needs to tell these "boys" that "No" means "לא"!
  29. Thread: Kippers

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    So, where does Boris Johnson say that the NHS...

    So, where does Boris Johnson say that the NHS will receive an extra £350m per week?

    If you are going to post a response to a question, which I assume you have done, it might be of benefit if it...
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    Of course you did. :winker: I bet Malcolm is...

    Of course you did. :winker:

    I bet Malcolm is really excited now it's nice and bright.
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    Poll: Gratis.

    Gratis.
  32. You know as well as I do that Scooty is never too...

    You know as well as I do that Scooty is never too busy for a chart! Even if it is tulipe!
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    Well they are Italian!

    Well they are Italian!
  34. A really old copy of PMWB! I used to love the...

    A really old copy of PMWB!

    I used to love the Leather Filofax that came free with the license.

    Oh those halcyon days...

    Failing that, spring for Microsoft Project.
  35. Honesty is the best policy. Build your business...

    Honesty is the best policy. Build your business on quality and integrity!

    Failing that invoke the substitution clause. How many Gladiators have you currently got not bleeding radiators?
  36. Oi Scooty! We need a chart!

    Oi Scooty! We need a chart!
  37. Thread: Kippers

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    Alexei for ****'s sake! That has no bearing on...

    Alexei for ****'s sake! That has no bearing on the tulip you're coming out with.

    If you're not sure about something, get one of your squirrels to translate it for you.
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    So waffly versatile... you bastard!

    So waffly versatile... you bastard!
  39. Thread: Kippers

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    No it isn't, because he never said that the NHS...

    No it isn't, because he never said that the NHS would get £350m extra per week.

    Learn to read the tulipe you post before you post it.
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    Changing from Gas lamps to Electricity?

    Changing from Gas lamps to Electricity?
  41. Thread: Kippers

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    Where and when did he say that the NHS is going...

    Where and when did he say that the NHS is going to get £350m per week?
  42. Thread: Car Buying

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    It is a Marmite car.

    It is a Marmite car.
  43. How rude! Did you?

    How rude!

    Did you?
  44. Thread: Car Buying

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    Have you thought about the AMG E Class Estate.

    Have you thought about the AMG E Class Estate.
  45. Let people stick their heads out if they're...

    Let people stick their heads out if they're stupid enough. Natural selection, init?
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    Really? Linky to spec?

    Really?

    Linky to spec?
  47. Problem is when you mention anal and she reaches...

    Problem is when you mention anal and she reaches for the strap-on!

    OP, on a serious note, enter into a commercial relationship with a sex-worker.
  48. Thread: Kippers

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    Where and when did he say that?

    Where and when did he say that?
  49. If we set a deadline of 31/10/2019 for leaving,...

    If we set a deadline of 31/10/2019 for leaving, given the current obstacles, how would you address the problem of leaving within that timescale?

    Do you have a viable solution?
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    Poll: Other way round is my preference I'm afraid. ...

    Other way round is my preference I'm afraid. Something about the salty-ness of the bacon mixing with ketchup is bloody awful!
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