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  1. Hmm. I do find a match with AtW however.... Nah....

    Hmm. I do find a match with AtW however....
    Nah. Just make the scheme peddlers (and QC who gave the opinion) liable for unpaid tax if the schemes don't work.
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    coronovirus can kill and cause long term damage?

    coronovirus can kill and cause long term damage?
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    School dinners were introduced to the UK in 1906...

    School dinners were introduced to the UK in 1906 by the Liberals. The rationale was partly that children will learn better if they're not hungry, and recognising that having children go hungry...
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    No income tax for two years

    Just got a massive tax rebate. Enough to pay my tax for two years.
    :banana:


    That's what happens when you pay on account and your income halves!
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    AV. salary in Switzerland is around £50K. 800CHF...

    AV. salary in Switzerland is around £50K. 800CHF a day is £675 a day. Working just 40 weeks a year, that's still £135'000, (employer's NI and other overheads notwithstanding)
  6. Ooo. Ooo. I know. That they'll be removed by a...

    Ooo. Ooo. I know. That they'll be removed by a friendly moderator for your own protection.

    I'm half minded to post disinformation for not very felicitous companies. But some people here might take...
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    Not for Russians.

    Not for Russians.
  8. What. Coining it isn't enough? Darn. I wish I'd...

    What. Coining it isn't enough? Darn. I wish I'd know back in those dark days of the PCG as was.
  9. But I coined the acronym, so you have pay me half...

    But I coined the acronym, so you have pay me half of the value of your invoices as licence.
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    That's why I prefer one-liners like this one:

    That's why I prefer one-liners like this one:
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    Droopy. I'm the hero.

    Droopy.

    I'm the hero.
  12. 5 figures? INKSPE. And came back again under...

    5 figures? INKSPE.

    And came back again under a new name.
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    It keeps going because people keep responding....

    It keeps going because people keep responding. Maybe show some restraint. :ohwell

    What your grandfather got up to in the war, no matter how shameful, is no concern of ours.
  14. Check out Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy.

    Check out Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy.
  15. That's what the CIA want you think. Wake up...

    That's what the CIA want you think. Wake up SHEEPLE!
    (btw, KUATB https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/140559-canadas-roadmap-communism.html?highlight=#post2821150)

    Definitely. OneManBand...
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    Netflix are doing a new series about the lives of...

    Netflix are doing a new series about the lives of composers. It's a bit drawn out though. The episodes about Vivaldi cover four seasons.
  17. Thread: Like her

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    As a journalist in the LA times said "the words...

    As a journalist in the LA times said "the words could be serving as a political rallying cry or referring to the activist organization. Or it could be the fuzzily applied label used to describe a...
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    Means "consultancy company". Not one man band.

    Means "consultancy company". Not one man band.
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    In today's market, per day 800 is bog standard...

    In today's market, per day

    800 is bog standard
    1200 is approaching premium.

    Through a mainstream agency, you're unlikely to get more than that. Outside that, maybe a little more. If you...
  20. Thread: Like her

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    BLM in the UK is anti-capitalist movement. The US...

    BLM in the UK is anti-capitalist movement. The US one is focused far more on inequality of treatment.

    I said it at the start, but certain triggered members here tried to demonstrate that BLM in...
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    Timing the market is a mug's game.

    Timing the market is a mug's game.
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    I'll have £1000. :D

    I'll have £1000. :D
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    Here it's about £150 for infection test and £100...

    Here it's about £150 for infection test and £100 for the antibody test. But the government (I.e. taxpayer) is paying.
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    Mortgage applications are quite high at the...

    Mortgage applications are quite high at the moment, due to the stamp duty holiday. I expect prices to fall.
  25. Or rather, we went into today's meeting...

    Or rather, we went into today's meeting unanimously agreeing among ourselves that we wanted our own way.
  26. Thread: My Lunch

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    P4BR14

    P4BR14
  27. I blame the parent. :D Proves nothing. You...

    I blame the parent. :D

    Proves nothing. You could be using an VPN.
  28. You can sell the camera to your company at any...

    You can sell the camera to your company at any price you like. But if you sell it at £10000 or £10, and it's available retail of £4500, and you're investigated, HMRC will probably notice that you...
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    FTFY. :D ...BR14 makes a post.

    FTFY. :D

    ...BR14 makes a post.
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    You've never needed an explanation before. :D

    You've never needed an explanation before. :D
  31. So cancelling your ban is victimisation? I'll...

    So cancelling your ban is victimisation? I'll bear that in mind.
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    Just get down to it? Good idea. I'll let my wife...

    Just get down to it? Good idea. I'll let my wife know.
  33. If you hadn't posted, I might not have been...

    If you hadn't posted, I might not have been aware! So thanks for that. Masks have been mandatory in shops in the city for a while now. But locally, we didn't have to. Main changes for me will be...
  34. No, because that would imply things are getting...

    No, because that would imply things are getting better.
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    Of course if it's convenient you can just answer...

    Of course if it's convenient you can just answer - I do that. Or you can hire a secretarial service. After hours, calls will be routed to them, who'll take the details and promise a ring back. Or you...
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    Maybe scoots thinks someone has a plan. (There...

    Maybe scoots thinks someone has a plan. (There already appears to be a Baldrick advising Boris).
  37. I cancelled his ban this morning. In case I...

    I cancelled his ban this morning. In case I forgot later. It's don't care in the community.
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    Covered already - this is what happens next year....

    Covered already - this is what happens next year. https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/brexit/140167-year-so-now.html?highlight=
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    I get these boxes when I have another chrome...

    I get these boxes when I have another chrome browser window open with a hot text (or whatever they call it nowadays). I switched to that window, dismiss the text and it goes away.

    So - you had...
  40. They do. That's rather the point of rubbishing...

    They do. That's rather the point of rubbishing any Western effort in certain countries whose populations are even less educated than the UK.

    Not really. This is about deliberate use of social...
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    Nope. You do it, and let us know how it went.

    Nope. You do it, and let us know how it went.
  42. Forget about using your company. If you had an...

    Forget about using your company. If you had an existing relationship with them, they might do it, otherwise too much risk. Rather than worrying about the ifs buts and whens, tell them straight up...
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    Schwyz. Also known as Canton Congo - The Heart of...

    Schwyz. Also known as Canton Congo - The Heart of Darkness. Nah - I'm in the sunlit uplands of Basel Brush Land.

    It's interesting. Due to the way Switzerland is set up, it'd be easy to isolate...
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    I suppose it depends on whether they're mean...

    I suppose it depends on whether they're mean drunks or not. And then others require a couple of glasses of wine to be sober.
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    Probably what's more important now is number of...

    Probably what's more important now is number of hospitalisations, rather than deaths, which are still, relatively, low.
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    If you'd ever met any Momentum members, you'd...

    If you'd ever met any Momentum members, you'd know this cannot possibly be true. As any fule kno - marxism is a demonic plot.
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    Sticky: BR14 - overnight since last night. Not following...

    BR14 - overnight since last night. Not following moderator instruction. I reinstated him this morning. The infraction is now fixed.
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    If you want to see what happens to people who use...

    If you want to see what happens to people who use loopholes and technicalities to gain tax advantage, have a look here: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/
  49. Oh come on. How many people do you meet when you...

    Oh come on. How many people do you meet when you take your daily constitutional hike across your estate?
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    Is this a different company from the one you...

    Is this a different company from the one you talked about closing down 2 years ago? https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/accounting-legal/130152-tax-efficient-way-close-ltd.html
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