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    Most UK ISPs already block the biggest porn...

    Most UK ISPs already block the biggest porn sites, and anyone who wants to access them should already know how to use a VPN. Somebody has obviously worked out the 'Porn Block' law is a total waste of...
  2. Thread: Boris

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    He's going to be PM until Labour think they can...

    He's going to be PM until Labour think they can win a GE. So a decade might be a bit of an underestimate...

    :ladybags:
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    We're only following EU rules. Although it is a...

    We're only following EU rules. Although it is a bit like asking the local poacher to look after your pheasants...
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    There would have to be a GE first. The current...

    There would have to be a GE first. The current crop don't seem to be able to agree how to interpret the result of a referendum.
    And if the EU ratify the deal this week, it looks like we're leaving...
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    Don't worry, it won't affect you...carry on...

    Don't worry, it won't affect you...carry on :winker:ing
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    Mexico sounds right up his street. El Chapo:...

    Mexico sounds right up his street.

    El Chapo: Mexican president says police 'did right' to free drug lord's son - BBC News
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    Thought you might...:wink

    Thought you might...:wink
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    If you're not part of the solution, there's good...

    If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made by exacerbating the problem. At this rate the nation will be facing a :popcorn: shortage.
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    If you go fishing with the wrong bait...

    If you go fishing with the wrong bait...
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    They can have the gammon, especially if it comes...

    They can have the gammon, especially if it comes with pineapple. Why do people do that? If I can only manage one course, I'll have one course, not a main and dessert on the same plate.
    "I am not a...
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    "Deprived" or "depraved"? (Or maybe a bit of...

    "Deprived" or "depraved"?

    (Or maybe a bit of both...?)

    :tumble:
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    She wants to tax bacon, so her views on the Nazis...

    She wants to tax bacon, so her views on the Nazis are frankly secondary imo...:tantrum:
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    Brexit: Latest as Boris Johnson tries to get MPs...

    Brexit: Latest as Boris Johnson tries to get MPs behind his deal - BBC News




    :popcorn:

    PS - scroll down a bit, and Caroline Lucas hates the deal as well (via Twatter) so it must be doing...
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    More likely "Nutcracker"... :igmc:

    More likely "Nutcracker"...

    :igmc:
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    Poll: Hopefully it won't clash with the rugby. I can't...

    Hopefully it won't clash with the rugby. I can't see my arse moving too far from the sofa tomorrow...:smokin
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    The precedent is that the speaker votes with the...

    The precedent is that the speaker votes with the government in the event of a dead-heat. In this case the motion was brought by the opposition, so the speaker (probably through gritted teeth) voted...
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    Crucially, the UK is no longer in the CU at the...

    Crucially, the UK is no longer in the CU at the EU's discretion (which theoretically could have been forever). And the DUP really don't like this one, so it must be better. :D
    But since you prefer...
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    He does, and by convention he would vote with the...

    He does, and by convention he would vote with the government*, but it's anyone's guess which he'd vote tomorrow...

    *It has happened quite recently actually.
    Speaker casts deciding vote after...
  19. Go to the next CUK social event, and much will...

    Go to the next CUK social event, and much will become clear...:wink
  20. Trouble is, the location (Portsmouth) would tend...

    Trouble is, the location (Portsmouth) would tend to indicate there's a military aspect (possibly something to do with submarines). Suity might as well watch *that episode* of the Simpsons for all...
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    Unlike most of the newspapers of today... ...

    Unlike most of the newspapers of today...

    :igmc:
  22. Suity and nuclear materials. What could possibly...

    Suity and nuclear materials. What could possibly go wrong...? :freaky:
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    What did they do, ask Diane Abbott twice...? ...

    What did they do, ask Diane Abbott twice...?

    :igmc:
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    He can't do that without Labour (a two-thirds...

    He can't do that without Labour (a two-thirds majority in Parliament is needed to call a GE*) and Labour aren't playing along.

    *Thanks to the Fixed Term Parliaments Act.
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    Strictly brown envelopes, untraceable notes. You...

    Strictly brown envelopes, untraceable notes. You know the drill...:smokin
  26. So you're quite happy to cough up for "expenses"....

    So you're quite happy to cough up for "expenses". If the alleged Tory was claiming for clean-up tissues, we'd be in some sort of agreement, but you're so full of sh1t, and not willing to post links,...
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    It's proof that you're a colossal cockwit, and if...

    It's proof that you're a colossal cockwit, and if you'd heard any Euro-pop recently you'd be screaming to have no part of any of it.
  28. INKSPE. :D

    INKSPE. :D
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    If we're crowdfunding this, I'll make it £220...

    If we're crowdfunding this, I'll make it £220...
  30. He's overpaying for his Sky subscription. I'll...

    He's overpaying for his Sky subscription. I'll rephrase that. We're overpaying for his Sky subscription. Mine is £68 (with Sports, without movies). Is he claiming for all the naughty channels as...
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    Airport hotels...

    Airport hotels...
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    I'm sure I've eaten worse in France. And Germany...

    I'm sure I've eaten worse in France. And Germany for that matter. :puke:
  33. EU propaganda good, Russian propaganda bad...

    EU propaganda good, Russian propaganda bad...
  34. Thread: 16 days to go

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    In a race to the bottom, we need all the turds we...

    In a race to the bottom, we need all the turds we can lay our hands on...
  35. Thread: 16 days to go

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    That make two of you then. Got your backs packed...

    That make two of you then. Got your backs packed yet? :smokin
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    Thanks. I was expecting to find he was...

    Thanks. I was expecting to find he was historically in favour of a united Ireland or something similar. It seems he's actually so pro-Brexit that whatever happens to NI is "collateral damage", and...
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    75% of some Daily Excess readers? Hardly what one...

    75% of some Daily Excess readers? Hardly what one might call a representative sample.
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    Recruitment agencies say lots of things (and most...

    Recruitment agencies say lots of things (and most of them will turn out to be either exaggerated or wholly untrue), it's probably best to go along with them for now and wait and see what the client...
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    When Ken Clarke speaks, half the nation tries to...

    When Ken Clarke speaks, half the nation tries to sleep...
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    Whose opinion is that (it's presumably not an...

    Whose opinion is that (it's presumably not an editorial piece)?
    Knowing who said that makes answering the question easier (or not).
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    Just pick up 20 copies of the ES and use them for...

    Just pick up 20 copies of the ES and use them for the purpose for which they seem most suitable. Simples...:D
  42. Thread: Brexit RomComm

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    There's supposed to be a 2 year transition...

    There's supposed to be a 2 year transition period. So nothing changes overnight. Or probably ever...
  43. Thread: Post Brexit

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    Don't you go blaming your colossal cock craving...

    Don't you go blaming your colossal cock craving on a 4 year old...:rollin:
  44. Thread: Post Brexit

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    My, your son has a potty mouth. You really need...

    My, your son has a potty mouth. You really need to vet some of his responses...
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    Your personality alone ought to preclude...

    Your personality alone ought to preclude that...:wink
  46. Thread: Go live week!

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    Chuck in some garlic bread and we might just have...

    Chuck in some garlic bread and we might just have a deal...:tongue
  47. Thread: Post Brexit

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    You're forgetting, there are two criteria. The...

    You're forgetting, there are two criteria. The second being that the method of demise has to be spectacular in some way. He could crash into the moon in a stolen Bugatti Veyron, and still make it...
  48. Thread: Go live week!

    by Mordac
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    Do what MF did and blame an incompetent...

    Do what MF did and blame an incompetent contractor. :o

    (I'm available for a couple of days next week, if you're still stuck...)
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    No, he's on a week-long holiday, back tomorrow I...

    No, he's on a week-long holiday, back tomorrow I believe...:wink
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    If the build quality of his cars was anything...

    If the build quality of his cars was anything like that of his vacuum cleaners, they'd break down if you so much as looked at one...

    :bang:
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