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  1. Even by the standards of this forum, that is...

    Even by the standards of this forum, that is pretty awful advice.

    If the OP wants to make some money out of this situation, he should at least bet it all using some scientific method, like maybe...
  2. If A50 is revoked, the angry gammon will need to...

    If A50 is revoked, the angry gammon will need to take to the streets really early, so that they can get all the civil unrest done before 'Spoons opens.
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    Get Brexit Done

    Is 'Get Brexit Done' the new 'Strong and Stable' ?
  4. Poll: It's not blindingly obvious to some on here.....

    It's not blindingly obvious to some on here.....
  5. Poll: The SC will NOT refer to the ECJ because we're...

    The SC will NOT refer to the ECJ because we're not testing European law.
  6. Poll: I assume you're joking and you know that can't...

    I assume you're joking and you know that can't happen, right ??
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    :yay: :yay:

    :yay: :yay:
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    Is the maximum not 12 ?

    Is the maximum not 12 ?
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    Can you test this theory for us, but with a...

    Can you test this theory for us, but with a toaster or electric fire ??
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    So, in answer to my question......no advantages.

    So, in answer to my question......no advantages.
  11. I'm sure it was an oversight. He probably knows...

    I'm sure it was an oversight. He probably knows that you're an above average cretin.
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    If only it aged in the bottle, you'd have a cast...

    If only it aged in the bottle, you'd have a cast iron business plan there :wink

    Distil it and age it in the customs queues.
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    Given that Scotland can already export whisky to...

    Given that Scotland can already export whisky to 70% of the world via current EU trade deals, what do you consider to be the that advantage of leaving that for trade deals that don't exist and won't...
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    There's the problem right there.....

    There's the problem right there.....
  15. Holy f**k. I used to think your stupidity was an...

    Holy f**k. I used to think your stupidity was an act, but clearly I was wrong.

    Thick C**t Post of the decade.
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    £500 + VAT per annum for everything.

    £500 + VAT per annum for everything.
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    No need, they do classes at Eton.

    No need, they do classes at Eton.
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    I always thought a more fitting end for Boris...

    I always thought a more fitting end for Boris would be a bizarre Michael Hutchence styleeee wanking accident, complete with union jack boxers, orange in the mouth, union flag stuck up his arse and a...
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    Or a racist c**t

    Or a racist c**t
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    NLUK is a good lad (I've a had a pint or two with...

    NLUK is a good lad (I've a had a pint or two with him). You're a c**t though.
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    Nowt :laugh Just struck me that it would have...

    Nowt :laugh Just struck me that it would have been funny if it had been :laugh Soz lad :tongue
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    Would be nice if it was NLUK, but I know it's not...

    Would be nice if it was NLUK, but I know it's not :wink
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    Bit of casual lacism there.......

    Bit of casual lacism there.......
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    And the tariffs........ What has the EU ever...

    And the tariffs........

    What has the EU ever done for us ????
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    You are actually beyond help (and not just for...

    You are actually beyond help (and not just for the american spelling).
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    So, what you're saying is, that for a net spend...

    So, what you're saying is, that for a net spend of just over 4 billion, we got tariff and friction free access to one of the biggest single markets in the world ? What a ******* disgrace......
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    :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:...

    :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
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    :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:...
  28. This ! After Johnson was stupid enough to expel...

    This ! After Johnson was stupid enough to expel 21 members of his party, that solution is now completely possible. (With the caveat that the 'rebels' will be hard pushed to be united enough to carry...
  29. ftfy

    ftfy
  30. If i was a betting man, which i'm not, i'd have a...

    If i was a betting man, which i'm not, i'd have a few quid on there being enough labour abstentions and/or labour MPs voting with govt. for Bojo to survive tonight's vote.
  31. There is no ******* way on earth that anyone from...

    There is no ******* way on earth that anyone from the SNP will vote with the tories. The lib dums on the other hand.......and some Labour can't be relied upon to support their own party.
  32. But is it as black as Spinal Tap's black album,...

    But is it as black as Spinal Tap's black album, Smell The Glove ?

    It's like, how much more black could this be ?? And the answer is 'none'....
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    More to the point, non-binding referenda are not...

    More to the point, non-binding referenda are not subject to the same laws and conditions as binding ones. It would have been a completely different campaign in a binding referendum. Even a south...
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    Inane comment. Smiley. Nothing has changed. ...

    Inane comment. Smiley. Nothing has changed.

    Why don't you give us a rousing chorus of the sash instead.
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    Oh, look, the flute playing, jack waving Celtic...

    Oh, look, the flute playing, jack waving Celtic fan is back. That you off the sex offenders register then ?
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    I ******* know that you tit. Didn't stop the...

    I ******* know that you tit. Didn't stop the English Tory press and some on here touting her for PM. They were going to parachute her into some safe seat after her 'star performances' losing seven...
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    Thought all you union jack boxer wearing retards...

    Thought all you union jack boxer wearing retards loved old Ruthie. Were you not all touting her as a future pM a few short months back ?
  38. Thread: Euromyths

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    I would go for 'both'.

    I would go for 'both'.
  39. Thread: Euromyths

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    When I saw the thread title, I thought it was...

    When I saw the thread title, I thought it was going to be a badly spelled story about Dave Stewart and Annie Lennox.
  40. Thread: Euromyths

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    Might be wrong, but I seem to remember that the...

    Might be wrong, but I seem to remember that the 'excessive curvature' thing with bananas is a WTO rule ? You know, the rules Brexiters want to follow because they won't be following anyone else's...
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    QED

    QED
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    Absolutely this.....

    Absolutely this.....
  43. Not if Ian Duncan Smith has his way.....

    Not if Ian Duncan Smith has his way.....
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    To simulate what food inflation will be like...

    To simulate what food inflation will be like after Brexit, simply buy a loaf at Centre Parcs.
  45. JHC on a bike. Can you not really see what you're...

    JHC on a bike. Can you not really see what you're missing out of the equation ????? :eek
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    Yes, he was......

    Yes, he was......
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    How sad that Jeffrey Epstein's suicide watch...

    How sad that Jeffrey Epstein's suicide watch prison guard was tragically killed in a car accident tomorrow.
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    Think you're forgetting our multiple triumphs in...

    Think you're forgetting our multiple triumphs in the Elephant Polo World Cup.....
  49. Yawn.......

    Yawn.......
  50. You're so venn, you probably think this diagram...

    You're so venn, you probably think this diagram is about you, don't you, don't you........
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