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    He got on the wrong train and ended up in...

    He got on the wrong train and ended up in Aldershot. The call of the spud was too strong.
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    Thanks!
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    The UK holds all the cards and can afford to wait...

    The UK holds all the cards and can afford to wait for the EUSSR to throw in the towel at the last minute so Merkel can sell her 'luxury' cars.
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    Snack vending machine needed replenishing in the...

    Snack vending machine needed replenishing in the Officers' Mess. All very hush hush.
  5. I've offered people in my network a grand for a...

    I've offered people in my network a grand for a successful referral of PMs and BAs. Problem is I'm in digital health and everyone is busy with Covid. Am based in Dublin but open to remote working...
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    BR14 will be back soon enough as CUK's leading...

    BR14 will be back soon enough as CUK's leading angry little repressed homosexual, and we can go back to baiting him.
  7. Actually it's the recruitment. I could place...

    Actually it's the recruitment. I could place another 6 subbies if I can find them, but everyone with the right experience is busy. Trying to do a bit of client education to get a bit more realism.
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    https://www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/2015/11/...

    https://www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/2015/11/TheBigShortCSHeader.jpg


    Michael Crawford is playing Pooper.
  9. Thank you. Now we would like to work with clients...

    Thank you. Now we would like to work with clients directly, but this is how we start out to get bigger, and then clients will deal with us directly. And by then we should be equipped to manage the...
  10. Phil will be able to get a clearance Top Man suit...

    Phil will be able to get a clearance Top Man suit for his next court appearance.
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    The Strangelove Gricerbot is stuck in a Triggered...

    The Strangelove Gricerbot is stuck in a Triggered Loop.
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    Carthaginian peace - Wikipedia...

    Carthaginian peace - Wikipedia
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    Check whether their lips are moving.

    Check whether their lips are moving.
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    5 years in the sane remedial vocabulary class as...

    5 years in the sane remedial vocabulary class as Bean would tip anyone over the edge.
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    He thinks he's angry with the world, but really...

    He thinks he's angry with the world, but really he's just angry with himself.
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    The problem is we're a lazy bunch and just pick...

    The problem is we're a lazy bunch and just pick on the easy targets.
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    That just proves just how deep the conspiracy...

    That just proves just how deep the conspiracy runs,
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    :rollin:

    :rollin:
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    1 minute left.

    1 minute left.
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    Ordered my €500 gift card. Can spend it in the...

    Ordered my €500 gift card. Can spend it in the supermarket. Done.

    Just checked out the Irish Revenue guidance:
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    Not at all. Your tiny brain has provided us with...

    Not at all. Your tiny brain has provided us with moderate amusement today.
  22. Sticky: Some forum members may be put off Dolan...

    Some forum members may be put off Dolan accountancy due to Simon Dolan's Covid conspiracy-nut status.

    https://twitter.com/simondolan?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
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    If you already have 5g, are you immune?

    If you already have 5g, are you immune?
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    That's the kind of thing a contrarian like pooper...

    That's the kind of thing a contrarian like pooper thrives on.
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    Make sure the passports are blue.

    Make sure the passports are blue.
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    10,000% + VAT. According to my spreadsheet.

    10,000% + VAT.


    According to my spreadsheet.
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    According to Simon's tweets, Biden is about to...

    According to Simon's tweets, Biden is about to concede to Trump. Then the UK will be back at the front of the queue.
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    What % of UK contractors are US cretins? It's a...

    What % of UK contractors are US cretins? It's a narrow segment to chase.
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    ...to Infodienst Schuldnerberatung |...

    ...to Infodienst Schuldnerberatung | Informationsdienst fur Schuldnerberater(innen) und Berater(innen) in den Schuldnerberatungsstellen .
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    He's going to see how it's going at 4 o'clock,...

    He's going to see how it's going at 4 o'clock, spin up some charts and make a call.
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    MF just locks the hard drives in a safe for data...

    MF just locks the hard drives in a safe for data retention purposes.
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    FTSE 100 down 10 today. Still plenty of time for...

    FTSE 100 down 10 today. Still plenty of time for pooper' short.
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    Accountancy. Obviously it's good for his...

    Accountancy. Obviously it's good for his Rent-a-cretin business.
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    Apart from being just plain stupid, does he have...

    Apart from being just plain stupid, does he have no idea what impact this might have on his business?
  35. Funnily enough, I've just got off the ground in...

    Funnily enough, I've just got off the ground in this respect after 5 years of trying. I have a business partner and we now have two subbies. Early days but BOOM, I guess. Even then we are working via...
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    Carry on my successful EU contracting business...

    Carry on my successful EU contracting business unaffected.

    HTH
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    Unfortunately cretins like jayn will believe any...

    Unfortunately cretins like jayn will believe any old tulipe and then think they are privy to special knowledge, whereas in fact they're just puppets of their alt-right puppet masters.

    US election...
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    It's clear to you. Presumably because you're a...

    It's clear to you. Presumably because you're a credulous cretin who believes what he reads in the grimier corners of t'Internet. If you can't see that, I don't even know what to tell you.
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    Who is the puppet master?

    Who is the puppet master?
  40. One of these:

    One of these:
  41. Virginia Law (https://law.lis.virginia.gov/) ...

    Virginia Law



    Brexit cretin dispatched.

    NEXT!
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    How long does immunity last according to this...

    How long does immunity last according to this peer review study?
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    Does it apply to squirrels? Asking for a friend.

    Does it apply to squirrels? Asking for a friend.
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    TFA Spent the last weekend (until January I...

    TFA

    Spent the last weekend (until January I guess) enjoying lockdown and the wonders available in a 5km radius. Nice day yesterday so ice cream on the beach - kids in the sea :eek - not mine...
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    Looks like the hard Brexit economic boom cavalry...

    Looks like the hard Brexit economic boom cavalry will be along in the nick of time.

    https://www.economistsforfreetrade.com/News/brexit-could-boost-uk-economy-by-135-billion-say-top-economists/
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    Classic!:laugh

    Classic!:laugh
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    Do you care about whether the god Zeus exists?

    Do you care about whether the god Zeus exists?
  48. I would hazard a guess that the risk of IR35...

    I would hazard a guess that the risk of IR35 investigation has something to do with multiple clients.

    Also QDOS in 2016 was saying:



    IR35 For Contractors | IR35 Advice Centre | Qdos...
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    Do you believe in the Machine Elves of Hyperspace...

    Do you believe in the Machine Elves of Hyperspace or are you agnostic or do you believe they don't exist?
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    The government us just implementing the...

    The government us just implementing the democratic will of the people. The people voted for woeful mismanagement of the pandemic, just as they voted for economic harm and more red tape due to Brexit....
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