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    Some people have suggested you are very into self...

    Some people have suggested you are very into self worship!

    :wink
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    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew...

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside...
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    A guy walks in to a bar and sits down, just a few...

    A guy walks in to a bar and sits down, just a few seats from him there is a very buxom blonde with huge size 42CC breasts.


    The guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down...
  4. Thread: The jabs...

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    Unlike AtW when he sees a wall!

    Unlike AtW when he sees a wall!
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    Ever thought of becoming a catholic priest?

    Ever thought of becoming a catholic priest?
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    Sticky: With curry & chutney? Are you not entertained?

    With curry & chutney?

    Are you not entertained?
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    Shakespeare with Electronics

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    I worship my wife! no decent names?

    I worship my wife!

    no decent names?
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    A religion I can get behind!

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9000499/Nottingham-bar-owner-registers-venue-church-bid-open-legally-Tier-3.html




    Let the congregation names come forth!

    Maybe Rampant rabbits for...
  11. Thread: Free lunch

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    it will be free until independence or the UK...

    it will be free until independence or the UK parliament cuts the Barnet formula.
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    My doctor said that I should put a bar in my...

    My doctor said that I should put a bar in my shower to stop me falling over.





    Silly boy! After four double rums I can't even find the soap.
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    For Brillo

    My wife screamed at me “You’re bloody obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I’m leaving you”


    “May divorce be with you” I replied.
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    reminds me of a joke! So, there's this yellow...

    reminds me of a joke!

    So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest, kind of pissed off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he was brown or green like the...
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    Its the dog you should watch out for - Not safe...

    Its the dog you should watch out for - Not safe if you are eating

    Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts. | National Geographic.
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    There are about a third of a million insulin...

    There are about a third of a million insulin dependent diabetics injecting themselves daily. There are plenty of other people injecting their medicine.

    Then you have St John Ambulance and the Red...
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    FTFY this is religion.

    FTFY this is religion.
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    Sticky: New router fitted my old one was getting a bit...

    New router fitted my old one was getting a bit ropey. DHCP server failing.

    It has 5G(Hz) we may all be infected next week!

    Flippin fast now, the fire TV sticks are lovin it. Used to whine on...
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    My wife’s just completed a 40-week bodybuilding...

    My wife’s just completed a 40-week bodybuilding program.


    It’s a girl, 7lb 4oz.
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    for Xoggy

    I have the body of a man half my age.


    He shouldn't have called me 'Grandad' in the pub the other night.
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    Giving my Mum's sister a partial orgasm wasn't as...

    Giving my Mum's sister a partial orgasm wasn't as good as I expected.



    It was a bit of an Aunty climax.
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    Right person the eulogy to do I am?

    Right person the eulogy to do I am?
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    I spend hours walking around Curry's and going...

    I spend hours walking around Curry's and going through the pages of Argos and Littlewoods admiring cooker tops, my wife says I'm hob-sessed.
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    Man Utd were so poor in the first 45 minutes,...

    Man Utd were so poor in the first 45 minutes, they all had a free school meal delivered in the interval.
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    leaked cabinet tier planning document

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    For NAT - Jesus loves you unconditionally

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    There is still hope!

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    or takeout

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    277 City Road, London
    London, EC1V 1LA

    hmm surely someone told them?
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    CUK Xmas dinner here?

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    Has his own router style...

    Has his own router style
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    or just be a passenger

    or just be a passenger
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    Just be awesome to each other!

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    He is a man that preached for atheism. Is the...

    He is a man that preached for atheism. Is the baby eating Bishop of Bath & Welles or the many bishops he was based on any less extreme?

    Such a pity you can't put a fatwa on him and chop his head...
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    Damn I am agreeing with you!

    Damn I am agreeing with you!
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    No bicycles - but actually the number of women I...

    No bicycles - but actually the number of women I see walking round the supermarket wearing lycra leggings that look like they have not seen the inside of a gym recently they may use Teslas.
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    If people choose to believe in something I am...

    If people choose to believe in something I am certain is untrue that is entirely their choice, I try not to mock them or insult them and respect their beliefs. As you say the b word was divisive and...
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    do tell.. 1. Avoiding WTFH's aim? 2. Eco...

    do tell..


    1. Avoiding WTFH's aim?
    2. Eco friendly dogging?
    3. Stuffing socks down the front?

    see where my mind went :o
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    too true

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    Sky News - Boris Johnson says "Dont hug and kiss...

    Sky News - Boris Johnson says "Dont hug and kiss Granny this Christmas"...






    Looks like a lonely Festive period for Wayne Rooney then..
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