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    The UK World Leading Education

    BTec in video gaming

    E-sports: College among first to offer BTec - BBC News
  2. Jesus Christ, London is so expensive that after...

    Jesus Christ, London is so expensive that after paying rent and living expenses there is very little disposable income left for Mr/Mrs average, this is opposite to those living in cheaper rented...
  3. If the homeless can't afford a house, let them...

    If the homeless can't afford a house, let them buy a flat: Marie Antoinette (Tory) MP
  4. Thread: Brexit benefit

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    Sometime in the early 80s I had a car that had...

    Sometime in the early 80s I had a car that had noisy big-ends, it wasn't worth keeping but I made it's final journey to Paris with the big-ends getting noisier along the journey. Its final resting...
  5. Thread: 💉Good news

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    So if you are offered a prick you will say that...

    So if you are offered a prick you will say that you prefer oral.
  6. Thread: Brexit benefit

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    Slight bug here. On the spot fines in France and...

    Slight bug here. On the spot fines in France and NPR at ports of departure.
  7. The PM was visiting one of his illegitimate...

    The PM was visiting one of his illegitimate children.
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    https://yt3.ggpht.com/DAxZ2QJVv7RpB_zieAsL9-Kh63m1...

    https://yt3.ggpht.com/DAxZ2QJVv7RpB_zieAsL9-Kh63m1p26slQdYTGogpZR195ygSanWnNmIDe98I8hjBgZ6hKKy9IPL3Q=s640-nd
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    Track and trace ape

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b3/Detectivechimp.jpg
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    Your wife is an angel looking over you... enjoy...

    Your wife is an angel looking over you... enjoy the rest of your life.
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    Let's face it; the UK (what's left of it) has...

    Let's face it; the UK (what's left of it) has become the rectum of Europe
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    France advised to close UK border

    France should consider closing borders with UK - epidemiologist | Reuters
  13. UK businesses should have made strong objects to...

    UK businesses should have made strong objects to Brexit prior to the referendum rather than being sheepish and pandering to the Tories
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    Citation? Which country are you in?

    Citation? Which country are you in?
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    it not work!

    it not work!
  16. Words are cheap. I don't trust any statement from...

    Words are cheap. I don't trust any statement from this government
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    It does not just apply to the odd rock group or...

    It does not just apply to the odd rock group or singer, it applies to classic musicians, orchestras, sopranos and tenors etc. It will mean that many UK charitable opera companies will not be able to...
  18. Thread: Brexit II

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    The government are full of fanatics and racists. ...

    The government are full of fanatics and racists. Had the laws on racist and religious hate crime and racist speeches been enforced against those you blatantly were and are racists against...
  19. This is more suited to BoJo's ego. ...

    This is more suited to BoJo's ego.

    https://i.imgflip.com/rg160.jpg
  20. Thread: Good news

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    https://i.etsystatic.com/11418038/r/il/5ad9eb/2781...

    https://i.etsystatic.com/11418038/r/il/5ad9eb/2781802781/il_1140xN.2781802781_h7yt.jpg
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    By Daniel Lacalle, an offshore resident and tax...

    By Daniel Lacalle, an offshore resident and tax haven specialist. :winker:
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    In a way I am happy. I have yet to find a...

    In a way I am happy. I have yet to find a fisherperson who voted remain.
  23. Yes apostrophes should be inserted up the rectum,...

    Yes apostrophes should be inserted up the rectum, read the instructions.
  24. Thread: Trump means fart

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    You may have missed the fact that most people on...

    You may have missed the fact that most people on the forum are pro-Trump and pro-Brexit
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    I had a provisional date for vax being last week....

    I had a provisional date for vax being last week. Chatted to the GB on Monday about an ongoing health issue and he says everything has changed and it may be put back until March. No vax has arrived.
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    Just a lot of French gites

    Just a lot of French gites
  27. Frexit will not happen therefore, as from January...

    Frexit will not happen therefore, as from January 2022, you will need a visa to visit the EU, even for a day trip. Your passport will be equal to Brazil
  28. But the UK's old burgundy passports were even...

    But the UK's old burgundy passports were even more powerful. You voted for less power.
  29. Covid-19 vaccination but to you my son, I'll make...

    Covid-19 vaccination but to you my son, I'll make it Covid-15.
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    She is such a lovely lady, both of you were lucky...

    She is such a lovely lady, both of you were lucky to have each other. I also think you were right to chose Wiltshire over the West
    Country. The only problem I see is that you have a ginger beard ...
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    The site is blocked unless you register; unless...

    The site is blocked unless you register; unless it changed from yesterday.
  32. The police do fec all even if you give them the...

    The police do fec all even if you give them the name and address of burglar and evidence. The problem is with lazy police who want an easy life.
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    Same thing happens when you follow some women.

    Same thing happens when you follow some women.
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    Yes, interested

    Yes, interested
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    A one mile to five mile queue is normal between...

    A one mile to five mile queue is normal between EU and non-EU borders. It can only get worse.
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    History shows that newspapers are one of the...

    History shows that newspapers are one of the slowest industries to adapt to new technology. A paywall is a sign of their demise.
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    There is no need to agree to a single hub, each...

    There is no need to agree to a single hub, each EU member is an independent nation within a club run by its members. When the UK was a member, it suggested the single market. The UK now decides the...
  38. Over 55s should pay for the costs of coronavirus

    Over 55s should pay for the costs of coronavirus on society



    Over 55s should pay for the costs of coronavirus on society | The Independent
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    There are no emission regulations for ships and...

    There are no emission regulations for ships and ships emit far more co2 and NOx than vehicles
  40. Loads of under 50s are infected and in hospital....

    Loads of under 50s are infected and in hospital. I know two neighbours under 25 who died of c-19. The main point of a lockdown is to ease pressure on the hospitals. There are too many selfish c***s...
  41. Thread: Forum

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    Trump Is Fighting Section 230 for the Wrong...

    Trump Is Fighting Section 230 for the Wrong Reason - The Atlantic
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    Brits prevented from going home to Spain ...

    Brits prevented from going home to Spain

    British Airways denies boarding to UK residents of Spain at Heathrow | The Independent
  43. EFTA stated that they don't want the UK. I wonder...

    EFTA stated that they don't want the UK. I wonder why? :rolleyes:
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    FTFY

    FTFY
  45. Scotland will leave the UK no matter who is in...

    Scotland will leave the UK no matter who is in government even if there is a pro EU government (which is highly unlikely). The UK government cannot be trusted.

    I expect Scotland to be an EU...
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    Whether a virus is classed as a living organism...

    Whether a virus is classed as a living organism is a debatable subject in the scientific world. An just to put the spanner in the works, some (rare) viruses can attract or make the conditions...
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    Plot twist: The doctor is a mass murderer like...

    Plot twist: The doctor is a mass murderer like Shipman and the tramp is an ex pharmacist who knows the cure for covid
  48. Thread: DOOM: Ponies

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    The New Forest ponies are not wild, they are...

    The New Forest ponies are not wild, they are privately owned and are allowed to graze the forest by way of charter.
  49. Thread: Brexit betrayal

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    Trucking hell!

    Trucking hell!
  50. Thread: #WeAreScotland

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    Brexiters, Pot kettle black...

    Brexiters, Pot kettle black...
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