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    Knob

    Knob
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    Mushroom

    Mushroom
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    Beans

    Beans
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    Nine more days and Party Time!!!! :music: :yay:...

    Nine more days and Party Time!!!! :music: :yay: :banana: :violin: :birthday: :banana2: :cheers:
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    Cheese

    Cheese
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    Thank you Mrs Slocum.

    Thank you Mrs Slocum.
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    0.324% to manage my company pension fund -...

    0.324% to manage my company pension fund - including discount :p
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    Have a day off, for ****'s sake!

    Have a day off, for ****'s sake!
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    Wafer

    Wafer
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    I did, along with my son. :nerd

    I did, along with my son. :nerd
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    Add

    Add
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    Theft

    Theft
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    That they treat as their own. How much was...

    That they treat as their own.

    How much was Watkin Gittins paid in compensation after the HMRC debacle on the Isle of Man?
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    Why? If you're about to have an accident, does...

    Why? If you're about to have an accident, does your brain think "If I crash into that cyclist I'll save that bus full of nuns"? Nope, accidents happen - sometimes all the holes in the cheese line...
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    It depends if she's more attractive than my...

    It depends if she's more attractive than my wife...
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    Well she's not dead so that's the first option...

    Well she's not dead so that's the first option discounted.

    Your missus must think you're a clueless fuqwit, everyone else does.
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    Here's a website full of 'em... List of...

    Here's a website full of 'em...

    List of entertainers who died during a performance - Wikipedia
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    :tumble:

    :tumble:
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    Paddy is a fount of knowledge - most of it tulipe.

    Paddy is a fount of knowledge - most of it tulipe.
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    I don't remember that being the referendum...

    I don't remember that being the referendum question.

    As I recall the question was "Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?". It doesn't...
  21. Oh well, tough tulip.

    Oh well, tough tulip.
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    There has to be more to this story...

    There has to be more to this story...
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    Leaf

    Leaf
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    Speedy

    Speedy
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    Hth.

    Hth.
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    Villa

    Villa
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    Tea

    Tea
  28. Nope, certainly not in the case I'm mentioning.

    Nope, certainly not in the case I'm mentioning.
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    Only 7%? My Standard Life fund has gone up 12%...

    Only 7%? My Standard Life fund has gone up 12% in the last 3 months.
  30. I spent nearly 5 years at HP/HPE/DXC in Hook,...

    I spent nearly 5 years at HP/HPE/DXC in Hook, nobody gave a tulip if you were a contractor.
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    This question did the rounds on LinkedIn. The...

    This question did the rounds on LinkedIn.

    The overall conclusion was that the OP was a twat.
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    That'd be a bet you'd lose.

    That'd be a bet you'd lose.
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    Only my right foot.

    Only my right foot. <-- Seriously.
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    A fat trans person? I'd push it off the bridge,...

    A fat trans person? I'd push it off the bridge, train or no train. I am of course joking.
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    Links

    Links
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    Funny that, I've just been reading about the...

    Funny that, I've just been reading about the similarities between Japan and Finland.
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    Flattery

    Flattery
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    Less

    Less
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    Bitch

    Bitch
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    Republic. South West coast.

    Republic. South West coast.
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    Baboon's arse springs to mind... Still, it's...

    Baboon's arse springs to mind...

    Still, it's their body.
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    It has ever been thus... Talking of which, all...

    It has ever been thus...

    Talking of which, all these "ladies" walking round with fat lips, they must've said something wrong to their other halves. <-- A joke, before you all start!
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    Late

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    Tonne

    Tonne
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    lack

    lack
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    That is because you is a senile old goat choker!

    That is because you is a senile old goat choker!
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    You know you want to...

    You know you want to...
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    If you fancy a little bit of fun, have a look at...

    If you fancy a little bit of fun, have a look at RAF Spadeadam via Google Earth. You can spot the Rocket Testbeds and if you look really closely you'll spot the dummy runway and aircraft...
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    WGAF?

    WGAF?
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    Talking of Eau-de-twat...

    Talking of Eau-de-twat...
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