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  1. France, Italy Spain buy a lot of the premium...

    France, Italy Spain buy a lot of the premium catch from the smaller operators in the UK. Albeit, via aggregators like Scotprime. Live tubed langoustine being a particularly profitable seller. Caught,...
  2. :rollin: Are you actually that stupid ?

    :rollin: Are you actually that stupid ?
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    But surely a Tory government would welcome...

    But surely a Tory government would welcome ridding the UK of such a huge financial drain ?
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    Ooh, the jumped up technical college ?? :tongue...

    Ooh, the jumped up technical college ?? :tongue :tongue

    That was something me loony older sister used to say while she was at Glasgow Uni studying Ancient Egyptian footwear or some such tulipe.
  8. ^This. I've made this point on the forum since...

    ^This. I've made this point on the forum since the day after the vote when fishermen and farmers were appearing on TV talking about the 'victory' they had just won. There's no point in increasing...
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    He is a complete and utter Lanliq soaked...

    He is a complete and utter Lanliq soaked arsehole.

    The particular incident which he refers to is his argument that because I went to Stow College and Glasgow Tech before getting a degree from...
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    Would it not be kinder if the c**t just stopped...

    Would it not be kinder if the c**t just stopped breathing ?
  11. Why the f**k did it take fishermen until now to...

    Why the f**k did it take fishermen until now to actually realise that ? Daft c**ts.
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    If they were going to shoot the poor animal, the...

    If they were going to shoot the poor animal, the least they could have done was use it to make a nice pate. Tastes a bit like Osprey so I've heard.
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    But you could have if you'd been a ltd director...

    But you could have if you'd been a ltd director with a PAYE salary and been furloughed. You'd have got 80% of your salary, but you were busy selling overpriced chalk and pokemon cards :tongue
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    If a bird from Yorkshire asks you to do that, it...

    If a bird from Yorkshire asks you to do that, it means something completely different.
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    You are failing to take into consideration that...

    You are failing to take into consideration that Whinestrone is an arsehole. If he was taking a dangerously ill loved one to hospital, he'd probably stop for a drink on the way.

    Expect to see some...
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    Looks like the wurst is yet to come....

    Looks like the wurst is yet to come....
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    That's what washing 6 coats of fake tan off will...

    That's what washing 6 coats of fake tan off will do. Maybe he was just his normal colour.
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    Won't fuc**ng matter though, will it, seeing as...

    Won't fuc**ng matter though, will it, seeing as he's never had Covid 19.
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    The Donald - He is risen !!

    The Donald - He is risen !!
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    I agree, kinda, but I also appreciate that I'm...

    I agree, kinda, but I also appreciate that I'm also looking at it through the 'wrong eyes'. I remember the Pistols bursting onto the scene and a lot of people being amazed by it and caught up in it....
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    I was actually just thinking about the very same...

    I was actually just thinking about the very same thing this morning. My musical tastes were generally 'formed' in the very late 60's and 70's. I thought electronic stuff of the late 70's early 80's...
  22. The original and the best.....thepiratebay.org ...

    The original and the best.....thepiratebay.org

    VPN in from a country where it's still legal....like Switzerland

    For VPN......free...Windscribe (10GB per month) paid.....Surfshark
  23. Good luck. 25 years too late, but good luck...

    Good luck. 25 years too late, but good luck anyway.
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    I found the same when getting checked for a...

    I found the same when getting checked for a banking gig. They contacted me to say I had an undisclosed address in the last five years, which I didn't. On further investigation, someone had taken out...
  26. Making lists of tulip that needs done and adding...

    Making lists of tulip that needs done and adding lists of names of people who do that tulip.

    Beyond that, they're about as much use as a slinky. Basically useless but it can sometimes be fun to push...
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    Think you'll find that in the new tory world,...

    Think you'll find that in the new tory world, judicial scrutiny, parliamentary scrutiny and press scrutiny will all be legislated into history.
  28. It wurth it to taik are cuntry back

    It wurth it to taik are cuntry back
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    Was going to say the same. I'm sure there's at...

    Was going to say the same. I'm sure there's at least one in my attic....Time to take out some broadband....
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    I just checked and someone has ripped out several...

    I just checked and someone has ripped out several of the front and back pages of my dictionary.

    It just goes from bad to worse.
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    Led Zeppelin most certainly did not......

    Led Zeppelin most certainly did not......
  32. Thread: Meat

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    Don't know where you get your figures from, but...

    Don't know where you get your figures from, but there are over 4000 under ten metre vessels registered in the UK and, if I remember correctly , just under 2000 over ten metre boats, so just about...
  33. Thread: Meat

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    What you probably don't know about though is the...

    What you probably don't know about though is the 1000's of small operators that export high value stuff exclusively to the EU. If they lose that market, they are bolloxed.

    These 17 companies do...
  34. Thread: Meat

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    Except we wont. Brexit will end the UK fishing...

    Except we wont. Brexit will end the UK fishing industry if there isn't completely tariff and NTB free access to EU markets for UK fishermen. They, like farmers, can't see past the end of their own...
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    No they don't.......

    No they don't.......
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    That's not an argument. That's contradiction.

    That's not an argument. That's contradiction.
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    Boris will announce a potential trade deal...

    Boris will announce a potential trade deal shortly....
  38. Anyone who doesn't agree with Boris hates the UK...

    Anyone who doesn't agree with Boris hates the UK and should f**k off to North Korea. That's their usual argument.
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    Glad I'm not included there. I'm not bald.....

    Glad I'm not included there. I'm not bald.....
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    These days, you have to be more inclusive. Can...

    These days, you have to be more inclusive. Can someone not be both ?? :wink
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    he's an agent. I thought he'd already know that...

    he's an agent. I thought he'd already know that :wink
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    No training needed. It's a piece of piss. Make a...

    No training needed. It's a piece of piss. Make a list of tulip that needs done, tell the c**ts that need to do it, what they have to do and when, make a colour coded chart of all the tulip and all the...
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    So good they posted it twice......

    So good they posted it twice......
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    Don't be daft. We'll be free to trade with the...

    Don't be daft. We'll be free to trade with the whole world !! What about that isn't to our advantage ? The tea mines will be re-opening.....jobs for everyone. The old closed down factories will be...
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    His jokes are too funny for the BBC.

    His jokes are too funny for the BBC.
  46. Although I'm old and fat as f**k, I walk naked...

    Although I'm old and fat as f**k,
    I walk naked down the street.
    You cannot see my pee pee,
    I cannot see my feet.

    MF 2020.
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    Bloody hell. You Yorkshire folk put t'brass in...

    Bloody hell. You Yorkshire folk put t'brass in t'sipp ?

    I thought it all went under t'bed or in t'tea caddy :smile
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    The kid in the front....the flowery top.....that...

    The kid in the front....the flowery top.....that was my mum's hallway wallpaper....
  49. F.O.W.

    F.O.W.
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    Not sure that's true....

    Not sure that's true....
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