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  1. Please explain with examples and not bulls**t...

    Please explain with examples and not bulls**t rhetoric made off the top of your head.
  2. CRISP WEBSITES LIMITED T/A PESTFIX Paid £168,500,000.00

    CRISP WEBSITES LIMITED T/A PESTFIX a Tory party donor.

    A very small company that does not make or supply PPE and never imported any items.

    HMG Paid £168,500,000.00 for face masks to be...
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    Snake Oil Adverts by Google

    Snake Oil Adverts by Google, how do the get away with it?

    Protects you against 5g and purifies water

    Qi Energy Cards
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    Eye test needed...

    Eye test needed...
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    No, the whole world. This is not a Brexit issue...

    No, the whole world. This is not a Brexit issue but a way of discorraging small businesses.
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    Only natural vegan shells from the Caribbean...

    Only natural vegan shells from the Caribbean personally selected and flown back to Europe one at the time.
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    If you want to adopt an octopus and give it a new...

    If you want to adopt an octopus and give it a new shell you can donate £50 a month to Paddys Octopus Charity PO Box 999 Nicocia Cyprus. We are in desperate need of a new octopus pool at our head...
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    I'm a man... ...

    I'm a man...

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0vb5zwLbwds/hqdefault.jpg
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    If that happed with you and you feel so strongly,...

    If that happed with you and you feel so strongly, why didn't you pay the VAT and pay extra postage?
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    Some dog characters were depicted naked so the...

    Some dog characters were depicted naked so the series was withdrawn.
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    Ebay and Amazon Items to Cost More

    Dominic Cummings has decreed that imported items under £15 sent by post will no longer be exempt of vat. Furthermore, the seller will have to prepay the UK vat online prior to the item being sent to...
  12. I expect you believe the Earth is flat and the...

    I expect you believe the Earth is flat and the Moon landings were fake.
  13. https://i.imgflip.com/1ltuwg.jpg

    https://i.imgflip.com/1ltuwg.jpg
  14. Thread: Give me five

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnNHPb6GITQ ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnNHPb6GITQ

    For all you young ones...

    1 9 6 1 – 1 9 6 6 (UK)


    Thank Your Lucky Stars | Nostalgia Central
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    https://www.teluguone.com/tonecmsuserfiles/Sperm%2...

    https://www.teluguone.com/tonecmsuserfiles/Sperm%20Funny%20Joke(1).jpg
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    Poll: Where is the AndyW option?

    Where is the AndyW option?
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    Yes, I am in contact with the son of the late...

    Yes, I am in contact with the son of the late king Bootu Bootu who was killed in an air crash leaving $10,000,000 to a good cause. All I need is to pay the taxes before collecting the money.
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    Just one of serval variations of fake emails with...

    Just one of serval variations of fake emails with a similar subject


    ‘Leak’ of Canada lockdown plans is fake | Fact Check
  19. Turnover is not profit and therefore does not...

    Turnover is not profit and therefore does not equate to being a millionaire.
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    If you find a budget flight, it could work out...

    If you find a budget flight, it could work out cheaper just to fly a round trip to Frankfurt in order to get tested.
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    Thanks for that

    Thanks for that
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    Cost of Covid-19 Testing

    Covid-19 testing seems to be yet another money making scheme for private companies in the UK and the same applies for most of Europe.

    Heathrow Airport, £80
    Vienna Airport 190é but Austria...
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    Don't even need a friend... it can be done...

    Don't even need a friend... it can be done remotely.
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    You could get around this by cloning your sim...

    You could get around this by cloning your sim card (kit available on eBay).

    Leave one sim in the UK and get a friend to occasionally switch it on and use some data and calls.
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    I am speaking to you from the cabinet room at 10...

    I am speaking to you from the cabinet room at 10 Downing Street. This morning the British ambassador in Manchester handed the Manchester government a final note stating that unless we heard from them...
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    Roaming means is using another provider's network...

    Roaming means is using another provider's network even if it is in the UK. For example in the early days, BT would not allow
    Vodafone to use it's network when Vodafone was in a poor signal area,...
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    I have had "warning messages" from Vodafone and...

    I have had "warning messages" from Vodafone and GiffGaff and I previously wrote about it on CUK.

    At one time I received massages about the introduction of EU roaming charges at the end of 2019. ...
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    It's a small price worth paying for independence...

    It's a small price worth paying for independence and freedom to trade with the world.
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    Was it supplied in a perfume bottle?

    Was it supplied in a perfume bottle?
  30. Thread: DOOM: diesels

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    It depends who makes the engine; Peugeot Citroen...

    It depends who makes the engine; Peugeot Citroen make a various Diesel engines for BMW, Ford, Fiat, and various Japanese cars.
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    They would have done their own look-alike brand...

    They would have done their own look-alike brand NSH Trace and Test.
  32. Thread: DOOM: diesels

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    Spare parts and servicing is where the money is...

    Spare parts and servicing is where the money is made. My friend who had a BMW franchise got bored one day and added up the cost of all the parts to build a BMW from scratch; it worked out three times...
  33. Thread: DOOM: diesels

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    The Diesel engine is very versatile, what is need...

    The Diesel engine is very versatile, what is need is clean carbon neutral sulphur free fuel.
  34. 757 Pages of Brexit Corruption by the usual suspects

    Cambridge Analytica - Select 2016 Campaign-Related Documents : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

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    LSD trip?

    LSD trip?
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    Enough times to stop and move the odd one to the...

    Enough times to stop and move the odd one to the side of the road.
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    Ambulance

    Ambulance
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    Stupid load of pricks.

    Stupid load of pricks.
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    Location, Location, Location,

    Location, Location, Location,
  40. Thread: Vaccine

    by Paddy
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    No two testicls are the same furthermore, one...

    No two testicls are the same furthermore, one testicle is always lower than the other; but don't do what my friend did and check that in the pub toilet as you get funny looks.
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    The UK, is a shrinking market thus not an...

    The UK, is a shrinking market thus not an emerging market. I don't know how much suffering brexiters need to go through before they realise they made a mistake.
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    Since Jennifer Arcuri was utterly useless and had...

    Since Jennifer Arcuri was utterly useless and had no real role, she was then in fact a personal proustite of Boris paid for by the tax payers.
  43. Thread: Paris DOOM :eek:

    by Paddy
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    The sad thing about death is that is finite and...

    The sad thing about death is that is finite and does not give the opportunity to reflect that there is no Paradise. with 72 virgins or "hairless except the eyebrows and the head" as described in a...
  44. That sort of petition is open to abuse because...

    That sort of petition is open to abuse because all it requires is a name and an email address.
    Naughty people could for example use MPs email address by looking them up at
    MPs and Lords - UK...
  45. Thread: Paris DOOM :eek:

    by Paddy
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    I can understand why it hadn't been posted.

    I can understand why it hadn't been posted.
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    Yes, it's a crap salary for a professional news...

    Yes, it's a crap salary for a professional news photographer.
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    Please can I buy 100 grams of what you were...

    Please can I buy 100 grams of what you were smoking?
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    It's a trick. The government will send you a...

    It's a trick. The government will send you a council tax bill for your land on Mars.
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    Seems not... ...

    Seems not...

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