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    If you’re deemed inside IR35, then your client...

    If you’re deemed inside IR35, then your client should supply you with a laptop.

    As for you “needing” one, just use your company one until you wind up the company. Then keep using it
  2. When you say “you lot” are you referring to...

    When you say “you lot” are you referring to Brexit Party members on here?

    I’m trying to point out the realities of a situation to those who like their heads buried in the sand, or up...
  3. You bred? :eek

    You bred? :eek
  4. Government guidelines 09/18-02/19: [Withdrawn]...

    Government guidelines 09/18-02/19:
    [Withdrawn] Quality and safety of organs, tissues and cells if there’s no Brexit deal - GOV.UK

    Since 02/19:
    Quality and safety of human organs, tissues and...
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    What you need to find out is why you have a K...

    What you need to find out is why you have a K code. The K means you are paying less tax than you should. If it's increasing each year, that means you're consistently doing it.
    It could be because...
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    Sticky: It's all kicking off here... The guineafowl...

    It's all kicking off here...
    The guineafowl decided to fly into a neighbour's garden, so I've had to go round and chase them back.
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    Sticky: I have a box of 10 year old D-cells and they are...

    I have a box of 10 year old D-cells and they are still round. :igmc:
  8. Thread: Word associations

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    Self-congratulations

    Self-congratulations
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    :spel RowTheBoatAshore

    :spel

    RowTheBoatAshore
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    Is the fat man wearing lycra?

    Is the fat man wearing lycra?
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    Do you mean you've been taking money out of it,...

    Do you mean you've been taking money out of it, when there was no money to take?

    Let's say the company books were £10k in the red at the end of last year, then you paid yourself £45k in salary and...
  12. But to prepare for what? In the early days we...

    But to prepare for what?
    In the early days we were told it was the easiest deal in history, that everything would continue with minimal change, that the EU needs us more than we need them.
    We've...
  13. Did you subsequently income split that with your...

    Did you subsequently income split that with your wife?
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: A bit of a hard frost...

    Morning all :wave:

    A bit of a hard frost overnight, but beautifully clear skies and mist in the valleys on our walk this morning.
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    Was there last week. Stopped a meeting one day to...

    Was there last week. Stopped a meeting one day to tell the English guy to look out the window as it had stopped raining and there was a piece of blue sky visible.
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    Sticky: Many moons ago I had a game on my phone which was...

    Many moons ago I had a game on my phone which was just that. Except there was a fan involved on some levels that would blow the paper.
  17. Thread: Agency reporting

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    So the end client has offered you a job. The...

    So the end client has offered you a job.

    The first thing you need to check is your contract(s) with the agency(s).
    Do any of them have a handcuff clause? If the handcuff is 6 months and you've...
  18. Yes we are. If you are deemed inside IR35, then...

    Yes we are. If you are deemed inside IR35, then there's no income splitting.
    One person does the work, the same person gets paid for the work, and pays tax on it like a normal tax payer. No...
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    Mysterious Monsters should be good, but that...

    Mysterious Monsters should be good, but that might be towards the end of the year before Thetford hand the show over to Netflix.
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    Sticky: PIALtd, ThomasB and KellyW All one company, I...

    PIALtd, ThomasB and KellyW

    All one company, I suspect Kelly's next post would have been in the Crypto thread where she would have mentioned TRON and TRX or some such twaddle.

    Professional...
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    Sticky: Not quite. I think Kelly was hoping to be able to...

    Not quite. I think Kelly was hoping to be able to PM and advertise her insurance company.
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    Well, it's clear as to who would buy a candle...

    Well, it's clear as to who would buy a candle like that:

    People who like country smells.
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    Sticky: On Saturday I had started the process of making...

    On Saturday I had started the process of making marmalade - halving the oranges, squeezing the pips out, slicing the rind, then leaving it to sit for 24 hours.
    I forgot about it on Sunday, so...
  24. Income splitting only applies outside IR35.

    Income splitting only applies outside IR35.
  25. Javid says we have to re-invent the wheel. He has...

    Javid says we have to re-invent the wheel. He has said that the UK will not enter into alignment on regulations.

    As for how it currently works, the business registers an importer into the customs...
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    Remissions

    Remissions
  27. jm789, I notice that you have referred to a...

    jm789,
    I notice that you have referred to a website in your posts. I've done some research on it and I would advise that it should be avoided.
    It claims to be a Limited Company, but is not...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Frosty out on the walk, now...

    Morning all :wave:

    Frosty out on the walk, now inside at my desk, listening to the raucous call of the guineafowl.
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    Were we a Christian country, then I would accept...

    Were we a Christian country, then I would accept your argument. We are not, and the far right attitude of many who use the word “Christian” to describe themselves or the country is the antithesis of...
  30. Here’s an example - not of manufacturing, but of...

    Here’s an example - not of manufacturing, but of importing.
    Currently if a business imports medical devices into the EU, they have to get a certificate of compliance as the importer. (Can’t remember...
  31. Oh, UK starting to show it’s hand: Brexit: 'No...

    Oh, UK starting to show it’s hand:
    Brexit: 'No alignment' with EU on regulation, Javid tells business - BBC News

    That’s going to go down well with regulated businesses, such as med/pharma.
  32. Take your per year value, then pump it in here:...

    Take your per year value, then pump it in here:
    Income tax calculator: Find out your take-home pay - MSE

    Remember, it’s not going into your Ltd, it’s going to you on PAYE terms.

    If you’re...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Frosty out, but at least no...

    Morning all :wave:

    Frosty out, but at least no rain. Haven’t made it out of bed yet.
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    Sticky: WBPS

    WBPS
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    Sticky: I’ve got all of their albums, although one...

    I’ve got all of their albums, although one remains in its cellophane, unplayed.

    When I was growing up, my mum gave me advice that I’ve stuck to: Never listen to Rumours
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    Sticky: The bi-weekly B call finished 20 mins ago,...

    The bi-weekly B call finished 20 mins ago, closely followed by my PM messaging me to say "have a good weekend"
    I was still working on something I wanted to finish, so I insisted on messaging him...
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    Sticky: They are a popular beat combo. They've got a few...

    They are a popular beat combo. They've got a few CDs out...
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    Specs

    Specs
  39. Thread: Greggexit

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    I though this was going to be about Mr Wallace:...

    I though this was going to be about Mr Wallace:
    "Leaving the EU doesn't get tougher than this"
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    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
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    Thanks for asking, I'll be emptying buckets in...

    Thanks for asking, I'll be emptying buckets in the attic, looking at the roof and shaking my head, and we're going to try to get the new chickens and old ones integrated - if it all goes well, I'll...
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    Sticky: Oh alright then, but only cause I'm bored... ...

    Oh alright then, but only cause I'm bored...

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/135978-something-weekend-sir.html#post2717728
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    Something for the weekend, sir?

    Well, what are you all up to?
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    Sticky: Are you the exception that proves the rule? ;)

    Are you the exception that proves the rule? ;)
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    Sticky: Not my job.

    Not my job.
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    Sticky: The value is decimal. Standard code allows a...

    The value is decimal.
    Standard code allows a variable to go 1-100. The company rarely needs > 20, so to satisfy part of the business, one year ago they hard coded the maximum value to 20 without...
  47. Is it this...

    Is it this?

    Or are you buying Dim's place?

    But since Frogmore Cottage isn't on the market yet, perhaps somewhere close to it?
  48. oh, and does it have parking?

    oh, and does it have parking?
  49. Thread: Word associations

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    Rockers

    Rockers
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    Sticky: I'm no techie, but what should the punishment be...

    I'm no techie, but what should the punishment be for hard-coding values rather than using variables?
    :devil:mad:mad::throw:
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