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  1. :wink

    :wink
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    Hmmmph, I hope you'll be very happy together.

    Hmmmph, I hope you'll be very happy together.
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    SDC is relevant, as that is the test for T&S if...

    SDC is relevant, as that is the test for T&S if you're operating through an umbrella.

    If the role is advertised as outside IR35, then you are unlikely to be subject to SDC, but they could have...
  4. You don't 'opt out' of IR35. You need to read...

    You don't 'opt out' of IR35. You need to read up properly and understand it. The government are currently consulting on rolling out changes that were made in the public sector last year to the...
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    I'd say a CUK classic. Hopefully OP will keep us...

    I'd say a CUK classic. Hopefully OP will keep us posted on his surgery adventures.
  6. Thread: AtW's story

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    :hug:

    :hug:
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    Will you marry me?

    Will you marry me?
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    Anyone feel terrorised by xoggy?

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/light-relief/120653-silly-thread-8.html#post2422364

    Make a dirty old man happy. :laugh
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    No more AAA? My rabbit is dead. :( ...

    No more AAA? My rabbit is dead. :(

    http://img.dxcdn.com/productimages/sku_151329_1.jpg
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    :wave: :hug:

    :wave: :hug:
  11. Thread: Telekinesis

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    Well I thought it was funny. :igmc:

    Well I thought it was funny. :igmc:
  12. Thread: Boomed

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    :banana:

    :banana:
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    Was there a definitive answer on this? Did the...

    Was there a definitive answer on this? Did the agency make it up?
  14. Thread: Telekinesis

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    First one to put his hand up gets a free BJ.

    First one to put his hand up gets a free BJ.
  15. Will you bring a special Secret Santa? ;)

    Will you bring a special Secret Santa? ;)
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    pseudonym (aka sockie)

    pseudonym (aka sockie)
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    I'll wait as long as it takes... :hug:

    I'll wait as long as it takes... :hug:
  18. If anything I worry about it more. I never used...

    If anything I worry about it more. I never used to have any, so having no money didn't particularly worry me. Now I've got a bit, the thought of having none is pretty scary.
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    Three month's notice is a problem, especially if...

    Three month's notice is a problem, especially if you have no savings.

    Some less scrupulous people than myself might suggest you consider finding a new perm job, hand in your notice, then during...
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    I'm removing drawers as we speak!

    I'm removing drawers as we speak!
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    I'm still waiting behind that filing cabinet,...

    I'm still waiting behind that filing cabinet, Albert! Let's make a beautiful duet. http://wtv-zone.com/LaDeBoheme/smiley/duet.gif
  22. Thread: Story thread

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    Albert? Is that you?

    Albert? Is that you?
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    Apparently sleeping with Brillo turns straight...

    Apparently sleeping with Brillo turns straight women gay.
  24. Misogyny as well as racism...

    Misogyny as well as racism.

    Nice. :rolleyes:
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    FTFY

    FTFY
  26. If that version of events is true, sounds a...

    If that version of events is true, sounds a reasonable act of self preservation.
  27. In a similar league to that guy who punched a...

    In a similar league to that guy who punched a bloke, who then hit his head on the kerb and died, IMO. No intention to kill, but a foreseeable outcome of the action.

    Can't remember what he got.
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    Mike Hunt

    Mike Hunt
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    Horrible. Mate of mine is booked on next...

    Horrible. Mate of mine is booked on next Thursday's with her husband and two kids. When you hear about crap like this, it seems remote, then you find out it's pretty close to home after all.
  30. I think God should be cast as a woman too.

    I think God should be cast as a woman too.
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    How do you make a cat go woof?...

    How do you make a cat go woof?
  32. How white though? If I have an Asian great...

    How white though? If I have an Asian great grandparent, am I white? What if they were African? What if my sister has inherited the dark gene, and I don't? It's a grey area (pun intended...)
  33. Nice job. Worked out better for him than for...

    Nice job.

    Worked out better for him than for this chap...

    This Is Why You Should Never Trust People On The Internet....Hilarious
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    An outbreak reported on twitter should be e-ebola.

    An outbreak reported on twitter should be e-ebola.
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    Do you think that teenage jihadists have had...

    Do you think that teenage jihadists have had their minds damaged by religious teaching?
  36. How is white defined?

    How is white defined?
  37. How about blood doning?

    How about blood doning?
  38. Thread: Benched

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    Sounds like a plan. Kid will probably be driving...

    Sounds like a plan. Kid will probably be driving you mad before a fortnight is up though!
  39. Nice bit of casual sexism there. Twat.

    Nice bit of casual sexism there.
    Twat.
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    Haribo?

    Haribo?
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    They're kids. Kids do stupid stuff. Do you...

    They're kids. Kids do stupid stuff.

    Do you think someone sat them down and said

    "If you do this, you'll get a free holiday in Peru and £8000. If you get caught, you'll get 25 years in a...
  42. Thread: Glasses

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    Thanks. I'll play safe and pay for them myself.

    Thanks. I'll play safe and pay for them myself.
  43. Thread: Oui Oui B+

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    I find the whole idea of urinating in front of...

    I find the whole idea of urinating in front of other people quite disturbing. If anyone is in the cubicle next to me, I have to wait till they flush before I pee to mask the noise. (I got a B)
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    You would normally wear a suit to the interview. ...

    You would normally wear a suit to the interview.

    Workplace attire varies from place to place, for most places smart trousers, shirt and shoes is normal, for a few, anything goes. Many places...
  45. Thread: Glasses

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    40% if I was to take the same money as divvies. ...

    40% if I was to take the same money as divvies. But I take your point.
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    Normally, any company that is registered for VAT...

    Normally, any company that is registered for VAT is legally obliged to display their VAT number and issue an invoice with the VAT clearly identified.

    However, there is an exception for companies...
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    Me too. :) It's a classic - nothing wrong...

    Me too. :) It's a classic - nothing wrong with that.
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    Poll: I sway between paranoia about being old and poor,...

    I sway between paranoia about being old and poor, and paranoia about putting wads of dosh aside only to croak when I'm 60. Currently putting £500 a month in - but no idea whether it's enough.
  49. Thread: Glasses

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    Thanks SueEllen - that's really useful. The...

    Thanks SueEllen - that's really useful. The basic lenses (no coatings) are £50 and frames £75 - there were some cheaper, but I didn't see any under £70 (perhaps they hide them under the counter.) ...
  50. Thread: Glasses

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    I'm long sighted (or my arms are too short). ...

    I'm long sighted (or my arms are too short). Not wanting to take the pee which is why I wasn't going to claim. However if 'everyone' does, or if malvolio's guidance on the lenses being allowable...
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