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    Spend all day on the sofa might mean you need one...

    Spend all day on the sofa might mean you need one of these:

    Butt shower

    qh
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    Love the poster "did anyone see a pandemic". ...

    Love the poster "did anyone see a pandemic".

    You have to wonder what their thought reckoning is with these people. I've heard some of them say it is a plot by governments worldwide to keep us...
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    As a kid of the 80s I never tried them (I had...

    As a kid of the 80s I never tried them (I had issues with nougat), but I think I was at uni when I started liking them.

    Would love to try one with raisins in.

    qh
  4. Thread: Yuck

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    Sometimes it is better that GreenLake doesn't...

    Sometimes it is better that GreenLake doesn't post here anymore. :sick

    qh
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    In other confectionery news I was shocked to find...

    In other confectionery news I was shocked to find out today that Double Decker bars used to have raisins in them. Mind blown.


    They need to put them back in toot sweet. (see what I did there)....
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    Dolby Atmos App / DTS Sound Unbound

    Anyone used these apps, are they worth it? Does it make your MP3/FLAC/yootoob files sound better?

    Edit: should add I just want it for my work lappy with headphones. Gonna be a loooooong Winter,...
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    Bye Bye Hugo Drax. Michael Lonsdale, who...

    Bye Bye Hugo Drax.

    Michael Lonsdale, who played James Bond villain in Moonraker, dies aged 89 - BBC News

    My fav role of his was in Day of the Jackal as Comissioner Lebel.

    qh
  8. Thread: Boom!

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    https://assets.vogue.com/photos/5deec371e52fbd0008...

    https://assets.vogue.com/photos/5deec371e52fbd00086eb68b/4:3/w_2967,h_2225,c_limit/promo-banana.jpg

    qh
  9. Liked the MC one. Enjoyed the videos from SalC1....

    Liked the MC one. Enjoyed the videos from SalC1.

    Had to get my lad to explain a lot of it though. :o

    qh
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    When I was looking for a test for my lad, the...

    When I was looking for a test for my lad, the lady on the 119 number said the "swamped" system does become slightly quieter (hence more testing slots) after 9.30am.

    She also said that around 8pm...
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    Worked with them twice in the past, but just like...

    Worked with them twice in the past, but just like all the others now.

    qh
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    They did this to me with the movies pass for...

    They did this to me with the movies pass for £6.99 and it ran for about 8 months, I did send an email to cancel beforehand but they obv didn't get it.

    They could see I'd not watched/streamed any...
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    More CV harvesting from pimps who I thought were...

    More CV harvesting from pimps who I thought were better than that - or they claim to be!

    Yes, looking at you Venturi. :ohwell

    qh
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    Test came back negative, thankfully. Cheers for...

    Test came back negative, thankfully. Cheers for your comments.

    His cough has subsided, he is eating everything in the fridge and is fighting with his sister. :ladybags:

    Yep, both are back to...
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    Strange times, normally with a cough it would...

    Strange times, normally with a cough it would have been some Calpol and off to school you go, however now... :bluelight

    myself, wife and daughter are (touch wood) fine no cough or high temp.

    qh
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    The wife found on a local forum site that there a...

    The wife found on a local forum site that there a walk-in test site only a few miles away and that people have been rocking up getting tested without booking for one! :freaky:

    qh
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    CV19 Testing

    Eldest son started coughing and said he could not taste food last Wed so kept him (and his sister) off school. Booked a test at a drive through yesterday, however when got there chap said I should...
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    The guy who re fitted my garage roof after the...

    The guy who re fitted my garage roof after the cowboys had butchered it is building his own house. I am tempted to ask him if he needs another handyman for it. :emb

    qh will make brews
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    The Habitat Man - See ya! ...

    The Habitat Man - See ya!


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfZSn3o7HCc

    Too soon?

    qh
  20. "No, I had to send the python up there to get the...

    "No, I had to send the python up there to get the hamster as it got stuck..."

    :eek:

    qh
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    Phoned up about a gig yesterday morning, role had...

    Phoned up about a gig yesterday morning, role had only been live 1 hour, pimp said "we've already got 60 CVs already, can't guarantee yours will be looked at." :eyes

    Gotta get in quick!

    Also,...
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    Maybe both? :wink qh

    Maybe both? :wink

    qh
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    It's gone crap again. qh

    It's gone crap again.

    qh
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    Seeing the title of the thread I had to think if...

    Seeing the title of the thread I had to think if I wanted to click on it.

    :eek

    qh
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    Dirty Leeds! Remember, no one ever admits they...

    Dirty Leeds!

    Remember, no one ever admits they are wrong if they are from t'Yorkshire!



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJBvmSutAX8

    qh
  26. I always thought MS Win OS's went on a theme: ...

    I always thought MS Win OS's went on a theme:

    3.11 Okay
    95 pants
    98 SE Decent
    ME Crap
    XP Okay
    Vista awful
    7 Goodish
    8 Pants again
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    All the bloody time!!! usually with around 10...

    All the bloody time!!!

    usually with around 10 browser tabs open.

    :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

    qh
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    Have to admit, last week was the most positive...

    Have to admit, last week was the most positive I'd seen in a while for roles in my sector (still the few annoying FTC roles listed as contract).

    Even had an interview yesterday on same rate as...
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    Don't recall any issues I had installing the...

    Don't recall any issues I had installing the Desktop Teams app. I may have had to sign in with my MPN account and dl from there.


    This any help?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-IwCHBvgno...
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    I thought it was a new qualification that the...

    I thought it was a new qualification that the exam algorithm had given all the students.

    qh
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    3 Land Rovers, got to be Emmerdale. qh

    3 Land Rovers, got to be Emmerdale.

    qh
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    Thanks for that, I will have a gander. They...

    Thanks for that, I will have a gander.

    They don't make it easy do they? :eyes

    qh
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    I have a Silver Membership and I'm still trying...

    I have a Silver Membership and I'm still trying to work out what I get for 1500 notes a year. I am currently in discussions with MS on this and three weeks later I am still waiting. Ever get the...
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    Cheers LM, will check this out. qh

    Cheers LM, will check this out.

    qh
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    paying someone BACS via credit card

    So...

    Last week I got scammed by some cowboy roofers, over 4k and I now have a badly leaking roof. I didn't act until it was too late. Caused no end of stress, actually lost weight.

    Anywho, I...
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    WFH 95% tends to work as when you do come in for...

    WFH 95% tends to work as when you do come in for the odd day you tend to plan it just better with who you need to see/speak to and it can be more organised/productive.

    I remember WFH with IBM for...
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    Racism or at least handism. 7 day ban, please...

    Racism or at least handism. 7 day ban, please mods. (well the decent ones anyway). :wink

    qh
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    Unless it is for fco/government/military roles,...

    Unless it is for fco/government/military roles, any more than two interviews is taking the pee.

    qh
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    You do get these but as mentioned, they are...

    You do get these but as mentioned, they are mostly for permy roles. Any pimp that has tried this on with me I point to the clients I have worked with and how long I've been freelance. If they push...
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    I have even argued with my dad about this. When...

    I have even argued with my dad about this. When the Cummings thing was going on, my dad said he wasn't bothered as "he got us out of the EU".

    I explained to Pater that the loveable Mr DC wasn't...
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    Never understood this, every BBQ I have hosted I...

    Never understood this, every BBQ I have hosted I have had family friends look after the barbie, which means I can spend more time drinking.

    And if anyone gets food poisoning, I have an alibi....
  42. 100% this, they would place their grandmother in...

    100% this, they would place their grandmother in a role if it got them their £££££!

    It's a pI$$er but that's contracting!

    qh
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    https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http...

    https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2F1qijns1uojo%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1


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    "FASCIST COMMUNIST STATE" I've heard they...

    "FASCIST COMMUNIST STATE"


    I've heard they are the worst kind of state to have.

    qh
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    Waiting it out at the moment, but have to admit I...

    Waiting it out at the moment, but have to admit I am not confident of many things of which IR35 is just one. Economy, pandemic, etc.

    Even if/when I get a gig in next few weeks, that possibly takes...
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    I remember using a monitoring tool that looked at...

    I remember using a monitoring tool that looked at the ten worst performing queries of a legal based app, and I had the CIO on my back asking why it was slow.

    All (and more besides) were using...
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    Indeed I have been as a guest, and whilst I can...

    Indeed I have been as a guest, and whilst I can see it works for some businesses, I can't see it working for mine, not for the money you have to put up anyway.

    Cheers for all your comments,...
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    Join the FSB?

    No, not Putin's secret police but Federation of Small Businesses.

    I am IPSE+ member but wondering if it is worth swapping? I was looking at another Networking group 'BNI Connect', however it is...
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    Structured Query Language is a standard, is this...

    Structured Query Language is a standard, is this what you want to learn or do want to learn a technology based off this? PLSQL, mySQL or t-SQL?

    If you really want to learn SQL, try and learn and...
  50. £1.5BN unclaimed pandemic assistance funds

    I guess this doesn't apply to limited companies?

    Coronavirus: More face covering rules and GBP1.5bn help unclaimed - BBC News


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