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  1. Thread: Doomed

    by xoggoth
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    Somebody caught it from bonking a snake...

    Somebody caught it from bonking a snake apparently.
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    Sticky: Went walking today and checked track details on...

    Went walking today and checked track details on my Garmin Oregon. At one point it says I managed a Leg Speed of 63km/h. I should sign up for the Olympics.
  3. Thread: Banana BJ

    by xoggoth
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    Never though of that. More worrying is another...

    Never though of that. More worrying is another part of that page: - "Your penis can actually shrink as the years pass by"
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    Sticky: Just got another weird email: message: Hey...

    Just got another weird email:

    message: Hey Xoggoth,

    Would you be willing to sell the domain "Threaded.com" for $11,000? Please let me know if you are interested.

    Probably a scam, but why...
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    Sticky: Trying to find a way to populate my new Android...

    Trying to find a way to populate my new Android phone contacts from a text list of phone numbers on my PC. Easiest way seemed to be to import a contacts CSV into my Google account and then import...
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    Sticky: Me too. Quite a few pheasants wander round my...

    Me too. Quite a few pheasants wander round my bird table clearing up the seeds the little birds have dropped. The male pheasant now hangs around outside my kitchen door waiting for me to come out...
  7. Shouldn't sexual equality embrace the idea that...

    Shouldn't sexual equality embrace the idea that women should make their own decisions?
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    Not all bad. Carl Malcolm - Hey fatty bum bum...

    Not all bad.

    Carl Malcolm - Hey fatty bum bum
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    All the nice girls love a candle. All the nice...

    All the nice girls love a candle.
    All the nice girls love a wick.
    Cos there's something about a candle
    that reminds them of a ...........

    Nice and greasy,
    slips up easy,
    it's a nice girl's...
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    Sticky: Nice and sunny. Good day for a walk but knackered...

    Nice and sunny. Good day for a walk but knackered as spent morning clearing overgrown village walkway. Mostly just us old farts volunteering as usual.
  11. Thread: Story thread

    by xoggoth
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    False Memories

    It had been a very good few years in Richard’s career. At long last it looked as if his company, in cooperation with the NHS and with the help of many volunteers, was close to finding a solution to...
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    Sticky: Boring morning updating crappy little website...

    Boring morning updating crappy little website checkout and Paypal/Worldpay callbacks. They were working ok but generating error logs full of PHP warnings as I couldn't be arsed to put if...
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    Oi atW! Can you stop your squirrels eating my...

    Oi atW! Can you stop your squirrels eating my bird seed?
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    Sticky: Was that your new year resolution?

    Was that your new year resolution?
  15. No we aren't! Unelected EU commissioners, House...

    No we aren't! Unelected EU commissioners, House of Lords, Royalty - don't want any of them.
  16. Trump blows up Meghan with drone for failing to...

    Trump blows up Meghan with drone for failing to provide access to UK fishing waters. Or am I getting boring news mixed up?
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    Sticky: Darn it, why is BBC iPlayer not working on my TV?...

    Darn it, why is BBC iPlayer not working on my TV? Missed 2nd episode of Silent Witness, Deadhead. Could watch on my PC I suppose but not the same.
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    Sticky: Out on me walk today and saw 3 rather overweight...

    Out on me walk today and saw 3 rather overweight people jogging. Nice to see they haven't ditched their new year's resolution. Yet.
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    Good idea, It didn't do the Habsburgs any harm!

    Good idea, It didn't do the Habsburgs any harm!
  20. Typical Guardian nonsense. Digging out news about...

    Typical Guardian nonsense. Digging out news about some extremist to denigrate mainstream politicians they don't agree with. They've done it many times before on various occasions, saying UKIP was far...
  21. Who knows? Techobabble could be right. Or...

    Who knows? Techobabble could be right. Or FizzyKnickers. Never been a conflict without unintentional civilian casualties
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    Yeh, the amount of coverage in some papers...

    Yeh, the amount of coverage in some papers regarding this boring issue is quite ridiculous.
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    Good luck to 'em, just as long as we don't pick...

    Good luck to 'em, just as long as we don't pick up the bill!
  24. Saw on the BBC news tonight that they have been...

    Saw on the BBC news tonight that they have been clearing the crash site. Hardly the right action from a state that wants a proper investigation.
  25. Dunno. Quite chewy I'd say.

    Dunno. Quite chewy I'd say.
  26. Tend to agree. I'm a republican and want to ditch...

    Tend to agree. I'm a republican and want to ditch the monarchy altogether, or at least stop the public funding for any not currently in direct line. Still, I can understand anyone getting fed up with...
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    Ah, a fellow Viz reader.

    Ah, a fellow Viz reader.
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    Sticky: Actually summit worth watching on TV. New series...

    Actually summit worth watching on TV. New series of Teeth in Paradise starts tonight.
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    Time to ditch the monarchy, why do we have this...

    Time to ditch the monarchy, why do we have this institution in a modern democratic society? I don't mind the queen and DoE, they keep out of politics and probably don't cost us any more than some...
  30. Thread: Child refugees

    by xoggoth
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    "Child" is rather absurdly defined as anyone...

    "Child" is rather absurdly defined as anyone under 18 in UK and most countries, under 21 in US. Most people are quite capable of looking after themselves at an earlier age. I wasn't a particularly...
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    Got to get round to painting my recently...

    Got to get round to painting my recently re-plastered ceiling. Great if I could get a few child slaves in to do the job.
  32. More seriously, maybe it would be better if we...

    More seriously, maybe it would be better if we all acted as nature intended. Could be the unnatural way we treat sex that drives problems. You don't see rape among most animal species.
  33. Cor, yeh! Public bums too!

    Cor, yeh! Public bums too!
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    Good idea. I could hit the high notes better at...

    Good idea. I could hit the high notes better at my karaoke group. Not as though I've got any use for 'em anymore.
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    Most interesting CUK general thread in ages.

    Most interesting CUK general thread in ages.
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    We can't assume they won't fund terrorist attacks...

    We can't assume they won't fund terrorist attacks on innocent civilians.
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    This one's been in the DE today. Your inbox...

    This one's been in the DE today.

    Your inbox could be flooded with dangerous porn blackmail again | Express.co.uk
  38. Thread: 52

    by xoggoth
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    Yer age? Crappy, I mean happy, Birthday if so.

    Yer age? Crappy, I mean happy, Birthday if so.
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    Of course he's real, he lives next door to me....

    Of course he's real, he lives next door to me. And the Loch Ness monster is in my pond.
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    Agh! An atW style thread that's not by ATw!...

    Agh! An atW style thread that's not by ATw! Still, you used the word bum, so I forgive you!
  41. Thread: Cuts

    by xoggoth
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    You could at least have ruderised it and made it...

    You could at least have ruderised it and made it clits.
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    Sticky: Funny, but there are people one just finds...

    Funny, but there are people one just finds irritating for no obvious reason. I can't stand Jamie Oliver or Paul McCartney but can't think of anything they've done or said to justify it.
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    Sticky: Unlike some of you lot I rarely find anything on...

    Unlike some of you lot I rarely find anything on TV worth watching. One exception last night was The "Invention of Lying" on Netflix. Gervais is an excellent bloke.
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    Sticky: Surprised aTw hasn't started a "Toast please eat"...

    Surprised aTw hasn't started a "Toast please eat" thread. In line with his usual "humour"
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    Conviction looks very dodgy from that BBC link -...

    Conviction looks very dodgy from that BBC link - hours of questioning and a retraction statement given when no lawyer or translator was present, the judge refusing to hear any evidence about whether...
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    Anyway, back to the subject. Are you going to...

    Anyway, back to the subject. Are you going to share your videos with us ladymuck?
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    Thought it was just us blokes who watched porn. I...

    Thought it was just us blokes who watched porn. I got a popup like that once too while searching "fat lesbians" on xnxx.com. Don't think that's illegal. (yet)

    PS And the only thing my webcam would...
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    Sticky: My story thread should be ok for another 15000...

    My story thread should be ok for another 15000 years then. Or it would be if I wasn't posting from a ZX81.
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    Sticky: Seems a new Millenium bug is coming. Is the...

    Seems a new Millenium bug is coming.

    Is the Year 2038 problem the new Y2K bug? | Technology | The Guardian
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    Sticky: That looks interesting. Do I just have to say...

    That looks interesting. Do I just have to say "Cortana, program me a..." ?
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