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    Sticky: Maybe you should drink enough to kill it off then?

    Maybe you should drink enough to kill it off then?
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    Sticky: I hope the chef is versed in the art of self...

    I hope the chef is versed in the art of self defence with narwhal tusk?
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    Anyone else want mb31 banned?

    Anyone else want mb31 banned?
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    Sexual discrimination at work. When a woman says...

    Sexual discrimination at work. When a woman says she has had lots of sexual partners she is a slag. When I say I have had loads of sexual partners I am a liar.(*)

    * Yes LM I know it came from Mock...
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    I know what a slang term for a vagina looks like....

    I know what a slang term for a vagina looks like. You.
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    Sticky: :wave: Reminder to NF. Go to the Chinese for...

    :wave:

    Reminder to NF. Go to the Chinese for dinner. Just in case you forget....
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    #MeToo

    #MeToo
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    Sticky: Its true! They really do hate unnecessary...

    Its true! They really do hate unnecessary work.....
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    Sticky: The mods love the bants! They just hate...

    The mods love the bants!

    They just hate unnecessary work.....
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    He has started updating the funny pictures...

    He has started updating the funny pictures thread....
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    Will do! I presume she is the one with the sign...

    Will do! I presume she is the one with the sign that says "If my son visits tell him I am not here"?
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    Cheers - I updated.

    Cheers - I updated.
  13. How long until the next release?

    How long until the next release?
  14. Thread: Bridgwater

    by BrilloPad
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    Give us the account name and password and we will.

    Give us the account name and password and we will.
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    TFA Hopefully a really boring weekend. Off to...

    TFA

    Hopefully a really boring weekend. Off to the land of the sheep eaters where children and wife will annoy me. This is not my favourite time of year.

    Lots of bad news this week. Only one...
  16. Thread: Bridgwater

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    Just some idiot crashing his merc into a wall.

    Just some idiot crashing his merc into a wall.
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    Do you mean ducks or humans? :rolleyes:

    Do you mean ducks or humans?


    :rolleyes:
  18. Will they be deported retrospectively?

    Will they be deported retrospectively?
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    For those who don't want Alexa listening to your...

    For those who don't want Alexa listening to your conversations they are making a male version. It never listens to anything....
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    https://pics.me.me/parking-officers-funeral-as-the...

    https://pics.me.me/parking-officers-funeral-as-the-coffin-was-being-lowered-into-21227565.png
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    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/135454...

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/135454-whats-something-you-can-say-when-programming-you-can-also-say-during-sex.html
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    For those who harass too much - be careful. Duck...

    For those who harass too much - be careful. Duck named Dave has to have penis removed after being 'over-amorous' with ladies - Mirror Online

    Mrs-BP wants me referred to that vet....
  23. We need to offshore our police training to India!

    Hyderabad case: Police kill suspects in Indian vet's rape and murder - BBC News

    The suspects were shot when they tried to steal the officers' guns and escape, police told BBC Telugu. :rolleyes:
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    Sticky: Millenium :yay:

    Millenium :yay:
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    I suppose I had better ask before HJ gets her...

    I suppose I had better ask before HJ gets her knickers in a twist again.

    It would also be great to hear about Zig-Mater.

    No doubt no-one will ask me what I am up to. Which is good really as I...
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    Poll: Thats the one LM has offered to organize.....

    Thats the one LM has offered to organize.....
  27. We are at the bleeding edge.

    We are at the bleeding edge.
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    KUATB...

    KUATB
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    :hug: At least one person on CUK cares. Or at...

    :hug:

    At least one person on CUK cares. Or at least pretends to care....
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    Poll: You mean the one I will be making up?

    You mean the one I will be making up?
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    Poll: There is a list if you vote on the poll. Or see...

    There is a list if you vote on the poll. Or see poll results.

    Will you be there?
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    Poll: Not really. But someone has to visit. I shall...

    Not really. But someone has to visit. I shall hand out alms....
  33. Thread: I promise.

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    Many of us will be telling him in person the the...

    Many of us will be telling him in person the the 13th. He sees it as a sign of affection....
  34. I have never done this before. Is there a manual...

    I have never done this before. Is there a manual I can read?
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    sequence

    sequence
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    Lets hope next it is the housing market. 90% cuts...

    Lets hope next it is the housing market. 90% cuts for the UK. 99% in LOndon.
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    :yay:

    :yay:
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    Poll: Are there any other sort of Mancunians? :confused:

    Are there any other sort of Mancunians? :confused:
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    If mb31 gets banned, who will I feel superior to?...

    If mb31 gets banned, who will I feel superior to? :confused:
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    Jealousy does not really suit you.

    Jealousy does not really suit you.
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    :laugh Admin has incriminating photos of all 3...

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    Admin has incriminating photos of all 3 mods. Its the only possible explanation.



    We all know it is non-binary. Nothing wrong with that.
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    You came across as a cr4p-shot bad singing Surrey...

    You came across as a cr4p-shot bad singing Surrey inbred. Is that inaccurate?
  43. This is not going well. I think I will seek...

    This is not going well. I think I will seek advice from CUK.
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    Amazed anyone does not know about the Welsh Knot....

    Amazed anyone does not know about the Welsh Knot. Some of the fervent nationalists talk about little else.
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    Sticky: Sardine order of taste:- olive oil, tomato...

    Sardine order of taste:-
    olive oil, tomato sauce, brown sauce....
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    LM promises much but rarely delivers. For...

    LM promises much but rarely delivers. For instance, organizing of CUK meet-ups....
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    Hey Whorty. Ziggy is lying. I have met him and...

    Hey Whorty. Ziggy is lying. I have met him and you can kick his arse easily - Wilmslow kicked sand in his face once. Just turn up Friday night next week and sort him out.
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    Only 19% of Welsh speak Welsh. Yet they still...

    Only 19% of Welsh speak Welsh. Yet they still make such a fuss about it.

    So you are probably right. Carry on surpressing the northern insergents....
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    Women will never get equality in the workplace...

    Women will never get equality in the workplace until there is equality in the family courts.
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