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    A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18...

    A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows.

    I said, "Yes, of course. That's 20 cows."
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    Sticky: Ta. It's the Equity Income fund I've got some of...

    Ta. It's the Equity Income fund I've got some of my dosh in. Ah well, will have to see what transpires.
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    The Winchester claim was settled at the 11th hour...

    The Winchester claim was settled at the 11th hour - her demands were fully met. So there was no case to take to the court. As webberg said, "The parties agreed". The FTT would not have looked...
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    Sticky: Anyone want to explain to me in simple terms...

    Anyone want to explain to me in simple terms what's happening with the Woodford funds?

    I've got a fair chunk of my SIPP and ISA with them.
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    The PS client decides whether they need to make a...

    The PS client decides whether they need to make a determination. In this case, it sounds like it is 'out of scope' - they are buying a service from the SI, so the responsibility sits with the...
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    I have 9 friends. :smokin The only thing that...

    I have 9 friends. :smokin

    The only thing that appears to happen is that their crap appears in 'my activity' as well as my own :)
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    Poll: Sarcastagging has long been an endearing feature...

    Sarcastagging has long been an endearing feature of the IPSE forums. "Informative" when someone spouts drivel. "Useful" when someone makes the most pointless post. And "friendly" when someone gets...
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    Poll: The best thing about the IPSE forums is the...

    The best thing about the IPSE forums is the 'friendly' rating :laugh
  9. Thread: Mudskipper

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    Those channel 4 make up ladies are good.

    Those channel 4 make up ladies are good.
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    I'd much prefer that current board or members'...

    I'd much prefer that current board or members' forum members made the case, as they have bought in to the new vision. However, in their absence, I do still think IPSE is worth joining. The...
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    I had mine done at 17 and it was far from...

    I had mine done at 17 and it was far from trivial. They had to chip away part of the bone to get at them. I still have a 'pocket' in my gum where stuff gets stuck where, I assume, the surgeon got...
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    Join IPSE | IPSE...

    Join IPSE | IPSE - think you get £50 off :)
  13. Exempt (for the time) from the IR35 changes. ...

    Exempt (for the time) from the IR35 changes. Rate better than I got with bigCo. Insurance against client going bust.

    95% WFH, friendly, innovative, new tech, happy to let me get on with...
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    Blimey, was it that long ago? Now I feel...

    Blimey, was it that long ago? Now I feel :oldgit:

    If you enjoy these, you can join our fb group at Log in to Facebook | Facebook where there are typically 2 or 3 a week posted.
  15. I'm currently working with a startup. Bit...

    I'm currently working with a startup. Bit disorganised, but no major issues.
  16. Sticky: You sign up. you choose the "make a team for me"...

    You sign up. you choose the "make a team for me" option (forget what it's called). Job's a good'un.
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    Why should people trust you? What are your...

    Why should people trust you? What are your credentials?
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    Village People creator dies aged 82 >> Manila...

    Village People creator dies aged 82 >> Manila Bulletin Entertainment

    Henri Belolo - creator of the Village People.
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    I've accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble...

    I've accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles.

    My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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    Tough crowd...

    Tough crowd...
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    Alf Smith - joint Britain's oldest man Tributes...

    Alf Smith - joint Britain's oldest man
    Tributes paid to Scotland's oldest man Alfred Smith - BBC News
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    Mouse of Games (films) This is where one...

    Mouse of Games (films)

    This is where one letter of the title of a book, TV show or film is changed to make a hypothetical new one.

    Topic is films, and these should be pretty straightforward :)...
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    Opposites attract! Fruit (includes some veg...

    Opposites attract!

    Fruit (includes some veg which are technically fruit according to wikipedia!)


    Microsoft
    Single
    Uncompress
    Sebastian Salt
    Woman remain
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    6/6 perfect :)

    6/6 perfect :)
  25. Would generally agree, but AIUI this was agency...

    Would generally agree, but AIUI this was agency PAYE rather then employee of client. Not the OP's problem anyway if public sector - it is for them to determine the role's status, and be liable for...
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    Anyone still playing? Highbrow/Lowbrow (Two...

    Anyone still playing?

    Highbrow/Lowbrow

    (Two sets of questions, same answers)

    Highbrow


    The French revolution of 1830 was also known as the what Revolution?
  27. For public sector roles, the client assesses IR35...

    For public sector roles, the client assesses IR35 status. Your programme manager may know the result of that assessment, but as NLUK says, it is essential that you get this in writing via your...
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    It's thinking time. Two spaces is just enough to...

    It's thinking time. Two spaces is just enough to remember what I intended to say next.
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    I do the two spaces thing. No idea where I got...

    I do the two spaces thing. No idea where I got that from. :)
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    Sticky: It is rather odd. I do think this deserves a...

    It is rather odd.

    I do think this deserves a wider audience - do feel free to retweet :)
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    Sticky: Ever wondered why your pearly whites aren't quite...

    Ever wondered why your pearly whites aren't quite as white as they used to be?

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Whitening-FAMINESS-Whiten-Bleaching-Dental/dp/B07M6R5BXP

    Pic 4 has the answer. :winker:
  32. If you are engaged via an umbrella, then you are...

    If you are engaged via an umbrella, then you are an employee of the umbrella. So IR35 does not apply as you are an employee. However, if the reason you're engaged via the brolly is because the role...
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    If you're closing your company, and HMRC doesn't...

    If you're closing your company, and HMRC doesn't object to the striking off, then there is no company to pay an IR35 debt. That debt would only transfer to the directors in the case if deliberate...
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    Oooh shiny. Still on FRS, so might need a few...

    Oooh shiny. Still on FRS, so might need a few accessories to get to the 2K mark.
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    Services out there that do this. e.g....

    Services out there that do this.

    e.g. Datafiniti | Intelligent Web Data for Data-Driven Businesses (might be mainly US, but they'll add in stuff to your requirements)

    What product line?
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    Decent article in yesterday's Sunday Telegraph ...

    Decent article in yesterday's Sunday Telegraph

    Tax laws a 'grenade about to go off' under the self-employed
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    Aim to please

    Sort it out boys.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejl7vrDUIcs
  38. Yes, Dynamo completed my SATR as promised, and...

    Yes, Dynamo completed my SATR as promised, and provided everything that was required to my new accountant (Maslins).
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    fa35a1056302 = DILLIGAS

    fa35a1056302 = DILLIGAS
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    So have you been to see her? It really does...

    So have you been to see her?

    It really does make a difference. I got all the stock answers from my MP (or his 'researcher') but when I went to see him, he did seem to "get it".
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    He ain't a charity. The man has to earn a living.

    He ain't a charity. The man has to earn a living.
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    Sticky: WDSS. :hug:

    WDSS. :hug:
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    Sticky: :hug:

    :hug:
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    She is correct.

    She is correct.
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    R2: Roonerspisms (what it says on the tin) 1....

    R2: Roonerspisms (what it says on the tin)

    1. She wrote a melancholy narrative poem about a limp lettuce and overripe tomato
    2. The intimacy of the secluded alcove was spoiled by the intrusion...
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    Are you able to share a copy of the letter...

    Are you able to share a copy of the letter please? (with personal details redacted)
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    Perfect :)

    Perfect :)
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    House of games

    Questions based on the TV programme :)

    R1

    Answersmash

    (If you haven't seen it, you 'smash' the picture and clue together - so a picture of Boris Johnson and the clue "Sega media franchise"...
  49. Thread: Ir35 2020

    by mudskipper
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    FTFY But good to see you back. :hug: Hope...

    FTFY

    But good to see you back. :hug: Hope the plan B is going well!
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    Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he...

    Why did the baker have smelly hands?
    Because he kneaded a poo.
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